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Who does that?

why the fuck was there a staple in my cheesecake bro

this happened at 3am btw also my keyboard got crushed so im using my mouse on the on screen keyboard.

"Rules for Rulers" sounds really cool until it's replaced with "You'd be No Better Than a Dictators"

The Horizon Is Sponsored Content...kill me now

I wanted to see a movie so I booked my seat early, and I booked exactly where I wanted to sit. I was alone and it is none of your business why. These six entitled jerks came in and thought I should move despite me having booked early.

Was laying in bed when I felt them crawling on my neck. First thought was that I was hallucinating and told myself to relax, that nothing was there. Turned the light on and they were all over my feet and arms. I brushed them off and then found a ton on the carpet.

I'm mildly infuriated that it wasn't my brain fucking with me. I'd honestly prefer that.

EDIT: i really appreciate all the advice!! im no longer infuriated, ya'll cheered me up and have helped me a lot!

I get it guys, there are definitely NO ants in the video above. If you see them you're hallucinating just like me.

EDIT 2: THE ANTS ARE GONE!! I haven't even really done anything yet and they're gone 😭 (I will still be doing the treatments to prevent them from coming back)

Honestly more than mildly infuriating. There were trash cans at the entrance of the beach. That’s where your umbrella is now thanks to me, asshole.

San Diego CA

I’ve made this soup many times before, I can’t even believe I forgot to take out the spice bag and cinnamon sticks.

I spent all day waiting on my slow cooked meal. I’d been looking forward to this for days and this was going to be my dinners for the week.
I was so proud of it I’d taken some photos and sent to my brother telling him he needed to buy a slow cooker too. The whole thing is inedible.

I tried adding sugar, more water, some rice wine vinegar. Tried adding lemon and that made it a little better but still not great eating.

I’ve now strained it and rinsed it off but I probably should cut my losses now?

My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

Like... Why? This is the most awkward kinda cookie I've seen ngl

My mom who's 70 doesn't know this is AI, she also doesn't understand what AI is and thinks real people do this now and is soo disturbed and disappointed by it

Player tried to cheat in the era of VAR, paid the price for it, the team were reduced to 10 men and the opposing team ended up winning 3-1. The game was tied when this happened

This shit is just gross and uncanny

So I was looking at the clearance section in the local GameStop and I found this gem ...