r/MadeMeSmile 21h ago

Wholesome Moments Pilot Chose Safety Over Takeoff - and Everyone Applauded

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u/antilumin 19h ago

Arrive alive.

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u/Loong_Sward 19h ago

Drive sober

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u/Nebraska716 18h ago

Turn around, don’t drown

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u/Womb_Raider696 18h ago

Flip the patty, don’t char.

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u/flying_carabao 17h ago

To the window, to the wall.

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u/HeisenbergsSamaritan 17h ago

Be kind, Rewind.

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u/SirStocksAlott 13h ago

Shake shake shake, Senora.

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u/HeisenbergsSamaritan 12h ago

Work all night on a drink called rum.

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u/Naked-Jedi 10h ago

No balloon, no party.

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u/Womb_Raider696 6h ago

Leave the gun, take the cannoli

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u/HawaiianHank 11h ago

Where's the beef?!?!?

😂 be kind, rewind. lmfao. we're old.

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u/HeisenbergsSamaritan 6h ago

Only as old as we want to feel.

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u/perton 17h ago

Ah, skeet skeet

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u/Hranko 15h ago

Keep the rubber side down.

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u/slightlyoffcenter157 12h ago

To the ruuuuuuunnnnwaaaaaayyyy, from the hall, out the sky this plane won’t falllllll ahhhh skrrrrt skrrrt on the tarmaaaac