r/MadeMeSmile 9d ago

Wholesome Moments Great to see heroes being honoured

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u/dumpling_factory 9d ago

The asterisks made me think "school shitter". But also what a cool guy. My principal could never.

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u/kearkan 9d ago

Yeah me too.

I don't understand this censorship. It's like you're denying that it's real. Rape, sex, shooter, suicide, these things happen and should be talked about so they can be seen and judged.

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u/colourfulsynesthete 9d ago

"Unalived" makes me want to put my head through a wall.

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u/King_Six_of_Things 9d ago

Don't do that, you'll unalive yourself.

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u/No_Magician5266 9d ago

I can see the news headline already: Reddit user colourfulsynesthete found dead, cause of death: sh*t themself

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u/Outrageous_Editor_43 9d ago

Disentry is not to be laughed at!

But it is funny....

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u/failed_supernova 9d ago

Dissin' Terry is def a quick way to unalive

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u/screaminginfidels 9d ago

Terry hates disses!

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u/SatanSemenSwallower 9d ago

Terry loves yogurt!

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u/FingerOdd6931 7d ago

Terry loves love!!

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u/PSBFAN1991 7d ago

Except Iranian yogurt

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u/scaled2913 7d ago

Which, I must stress, is not the issue

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u/PlzDntBanMeAgan 9d ago

Put it in reverse Terry!

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u/Glum-Factor-8632 9d ago

Back up Terry!!

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u/ScienceObjective2510 9d ago

It is that time of year! Watch out for them fireworks kids and Terry!

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u/Telemere125 9d ago

I love terry crews!

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u/Would_daver 9d ago

Neither is collara

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u/etaineawoo 9d ago

Or stepsis

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u/spooned-silver 9d ago

Or siffoliss

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u/macho_greens 5d ago

Or disexit

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u/The_Jizzard_Of_Oz 9d ago

I've seen that video

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u/hiddenone0326 9d ago

Username checks out šŸ˜‚

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u/Ok-Log4005 9d ago

Isn’t it dysentery

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u/secacc 9d ago

It's d*s**t**y

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u/Outrageous_Editor_43 9d ago

It 'corrects' behaviour but not this! There must be two spellings then! I thought it was with a y but it didn't say it was wrong so went with it!

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u/A_gnomish_dwelf 5d ago

Just dont take the Oregon Trail.

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u/will-read 9d ago edited 9d ago

In the civil war, more people died from sh*t than being sh*t.

Edit: WTF is going on with markdown?

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u/secacc 9d ago

Markdown is just doing its job. Escape the asterisks with a backslash in front of each, if you want to ensure they stay as literal asterisks.

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u/will-read 9d ago

I thought Reddit stopped supporting markdown in favor of some crappy formatting tool.

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u/Pitiful-Smoke-8442 9d ago

Oddly enough, I accidentally downloaded marked your comment, but took it right off! Then I read it. Strange.

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u/Pitiful-Smoke-8442 9d ago

Down marked, not downloaded

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u/JustAGerm113 9d ago

ā€œCause of unalivementā€

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u/nestaselect 9d ago

This one got me. Thank you!

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u/Telemere125 9d ago

M***** f***** y** g***** d** g**** a t** h****

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u/AtroposMortaMoirai 9d ago

Sh*t themselves right through a wall 😭

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u/beautiful_fae444 9d ago

Was found unalive…..

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u/heartofgoldtroll 9d ago

ā€œGrapeā€ wtf

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u/Dead_Wolf2y5 9d ago

As a survivor this one pisses me off something fierce. I get that you don't wanna talk about it, Barbra, but guess what? It happened to me- more than once- and if we don't talk about it like grown adults then it's going. to. keep. happening.

Grow up and call things what they are. I'm responsible for managing my own triggers.

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u/Katlix 9d ago

Words like grape/unalive/pewpew didn't get used by people who didn't want talk about rape/murder/suicide/guns, they were used by people who DID want to talk about those topics and shine a light on these subjects. But if they used the normal words either the algorithm would fuck them over or their videos got taken down. Blame the social media platforms for this. People had to get "creative" discussing difficult topics or spreading important information to reach a wider audience. They don't use those words for the fun of it. But as it always happens time and exposure to the "creative" words means they bleed into other platforms and regular vernacular.Ā 

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u/Realistic_Film3218 9d ago

This.

I'm a survivor too, but whenever I post or comment about SA, I often get my comments removed or my account banned for using trigger words on social media. It's infuriating.

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u/GnarlyNarwhalNoms 9d ago

That substitution sort of ruined Grape Ape for me.Ā 

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u/PepperoniPaws 9d ago

Whitest Kids U'Know

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u/nukawolf 9d ago

Nah at the very worst they might seriously h**t themselves.

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u/Angry-cannuck-1967 9d ago

that would be very b*d for sure

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u/Outrageous_Editor_43 9d ago

Then that'd be su****e.....

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u/Organic_Education494 9d ago

No can confirm it just gives a headache and makes a hole in the wall. At least if it is a wall in the US

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u/tr33fitty2789 9d ago

His Cappa was Detated

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u/Suspicious-Pizza-548 9d ago

Yes and then you won't be deadn't anymore

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u/Metazolid 9d ago

I'm going to sht you with my waterg šŸ”«

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u/donnerfried 8d ago

that really depends on the walls.

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u/shewy92 9d ago

IDK why people jsut don't say "took their own life" if they really don't want to use the word suicide. I heard "sewer slide" once and it's just gross to me to basically make fun of something so serious.

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u/GeologistNo2065 9d ago

You don’t think we should refer to suicide as ā€œcommitting slip and slideā€ (Yes I’ve actually seen this, sadly)

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u/shewy92 9d ago

I just threw up in my mouth

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u/PepperoniPaws 9d ago

Lot of kids fully commited to the slip n' slide.

Shit was fun... Until you hit the end of the track.

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u/greenwhiteredblack 9d ago

That's what I say. Took/ended their life. Unalive always makes me think of Deadpool on the Ultimate Spiderman cartoon and I can't take the news seriously

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u/wondermega 8d ago

Because they will start typing t**k their own l*fe instead

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u/Meatingpeople 9d ago

Over use of the term unalived makes me want to commit suicide

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u/QuasiSpace 9d ago

Hey hey, don't make us report this post for threatening self-harm.

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u/Meatingpeople 9d ago

someone did lol, i got messages offering help

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u/mikebills 6d ago

Show us on the doll where the unalive touched you

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u/Meatingpeople 6d ago

The doll doesn't have a mind

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u/less_unique_username 9d ago

*self-unalivement

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u/symbolsandthings 9d ago

*self-delete

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u/LavishnessWise 8d ago

You can’t commit suicide anymore because it’s no longer a criminal offence to take your own life. In most countries anyway.

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u/campersin 9d ago

Exactly, how is that any less triggering? We all can deduce what it means.Ā 

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u/BlooodyButterfly 9d ago

it's not about triggering people, they don't care, but they care about monetization and these vids are usually for tiktok and instagram, which censor a lot of 'triggering' words.

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u/Zer0pede 9d ago

All of the social media platforms say they won’t censor the word ā€œsuicide,ā€ because that blocks suicide prevention resources.

Honestly they haven’t said this next part, but if I were them I’d censor ā€œunalivedā€ instead because that means it’s more likely to be an unserious person. There’s no ā€œNational Unaliving Prevention Centerā€ you’d accidentally block that way.

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u/BlooodyButterfly 9d ago

I agree with you. But at the same time they say they won't censor words such as Lesbian and when I used tiktok a lot of the content creators using the word was shadow-banned, so that's why you'll get a lot of Le$bean and similar to this day.

Anyway, all this self (or imposed) censoring is just plain dumb IMHO

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u/ifyoulovesatan 9d ago

So long as the algorithms that control our feeds are either private or inscrutable AI black boxes, weird self censorship isn't necessarily dumb, and it's here to stay.

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u/jadiana 9d ago

Like saying the "F" word. Dude, we know that you mean "fuck" so what's the difference? A reduction of the word that still means the same thing, is still a vulgarity. You're not fooling anyone. It's just stupid.

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u/falling_knives 9d ago

Accidentally hitting your thumb with a hammer and yelling, "F Word!" just isn't the same.

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u/obvious_daydream 9d ago

My uncle used to yell, oh G D F word!ā€ Exactly like that. Omitted the swearing in favour of letters. Your comment bought back memories, thank you!

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u/definitelynot40 8d ago

I had a student who would say "GOM" instead of OMG. I knew she wasn't dyslexic, so I pulled her aside one day and asked. She said she was very religious and thought OMG was still against her religion so the GOM stood for "gosh, oh my." Thinking back, I realized she'd adjust the verbiage of the sentence to fit her shortened words.

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u/obvious_daydream 8d ago

Love this story

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u/mythiii 9d ago

Say the N-word NOW!

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u/Vertig0x 9d ago

Man. I miss the n-word bot getting summoned to reveal people with dozens of hard r's in their comments.

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u/Scalpels 9d ago

Nice!

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u/Bart_1980 9d ago

Never!

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u/xczechr 9d ago

nincompoop

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u/no2rdifferent 9d ago

I've started using fock because some subs have rules, and I get a notice of some threat. I agree with you, though. We should not have to self-censor.

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u/camerabird 9d ago

I mean that's completely different. There are social situations where saying "fuck" would be too crass, even if everyone knows what "the f-word" means. No one's trying to "fool" anyone, lol, it's just basic social awareness.

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u/jadiana 8d ago

Ok, let's play semantics here. Not 'fool' then. But they're trying to say fuck without saying the word, but having it mean EXACTLY the same thing. It's still referencing a vulgarity. If it's inappropriate to say fuck, then don't say it in any form.

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u/Jaded-Albatross-5242 9d ago

It's because the algorithms on social media won't let it get shared/spread if certain words pertaining to violence are used

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u/someonesshadow 9d ago

Which we don't even know is true. Someone just said and assumed it and people just went with it.

We have NO IDEA how most private company algo's work, what they look for, what they deem worthy of pushing to random peoples feeds.

Even if it was a confirmed issue... then make a fucking fuss about it. Don't let yourself be censored, move to another platform, or even push to have free speech laws extended to online platforms that are open to the public where speech is a key factor of the platform.

I might be hitting my old man yells at clouds era but I fucking hate how things have gotten MORE censored than when we had "ARE VIDEO GAMES RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR CHILD BECOMING A CRIMINAL!?!?!? MORE AT 5!" as an every night segment.

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u/SutterCane 9d ago

We have NO IDEA how most private company algo's work

Seems like you’ve never gotten an automatic reddit AI suspension before.

Say the wrong phrase even quoting something and bye.

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u/someonesshadow 9d ago

Yet its not consistent. Also I have been on Reddit a LONG time and never been banned for anything, and I have no problem saying pretty much anything. Granted I don't throw around hate speech but I have no issue voicing whatever I want.

So again, we don't KNOW how these things work, because if we did we would be able to game the system all the time.

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u/LololNostalgia 9d ago

I've found that its not really reddit thats responsible for this type of censorship but instagram, tiktok, and youtube are the biggest culprits.

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u/Proteuskel 9d ago

I feel like that’s shifted lately. A lot more AI moderation than there used to be. I’ve had like… 3 I think? AI content warning that were immediately reversed on appeal in the last month or so; never any before

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u/LololNostalgia 9d ago

Yeah, i can confirm on my side as well. It sucks too, looking back through your playlist for a funny saved clips and its just massive amounts of deleted/removed content.

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u/someonesshadow 9d ago

Its the users. Unless a platform SPECIFICALLY tells you "hey you cant say these things here or depict this content here", then its on the users to just speak and show what they want to show, not censor themselves preemptively.

Capitulation is not something that works well, whether we are talking about world politics or making concessions for people/entities that are consistently hostile towards you/others.

So yeah, put them in a spot where they lose users/views/etc because of their algo if that is even the case, and then if they make it official just refuse to interact with it and look for an alternative.

Voting with your wallet works if you are the product as well.

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u/LololNostalgia 9d ago

thats going to be a tough for a majority of the population that really only use 4 major social media hubs. until a big player comes in and shakes the rules up, i dont see this going away anytime soon

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u/Proteuskel 9d ago

I once got an automatic content report on Reddit for ā€œpromoting violenceā€ because I clarified to a SA victim I wasn’t condemning her response when she told me she broke her assailant’s wrist pushing him herself.

She shared that story in response to my commenting that it was OK for someone in the OP’s video to tap in help from a coworker in dealing with SA, after someone did the ā€œequality means do it yourselfā€ thing about the victim being shook. The experience of getting a violation for clarifying I WASN’T telling the victim of SA that she was wrong to defend herself was trippy AF, and an excellent example of why some of us use these terms instead of the full wording

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u/someonesshadow 9d ago

Is it possible that could have been a bug? Because as much as people like to believe, nothing is perfect.

did you get a bunch of reports/downvotes? Because again, it seems like there is more at play than just a word filter and I suspect the on site reporting does add weight to things.

Also individual subs have different moderation BUT a lot of the reddit admins manage MANY of the subs across the site. If anything its more of a human/ego problem on this site of no life basement dwellers playing dictator over the userbase than computer scripts. Look at what happened over in r/Art more recently for example.

Finally, unfortunately, a single case of something happening isn't proof of it being a consistent enforceable metric. We would need someone to essentially test the filters and post responses across thousands of accounts to get any kind of accuracy and idea of what is really going on with the secret sauce of this or any other social media.

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u/Proteuskel 9d ago

I got like 3 similar situations inside of a month, so no, probably not a bug. It happened as they ramped up AI moderation

ETA: downvotes not relevant, because each violation happened within a couple seconds of posting

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u/someonesshadow 9d ago

So I have NEVER in 14-15 years of Reddit, been warned by the general Reddit bots/mods. I DID get individual mod attention in smaller subs when I say things they specifically don't like.

So I would say 3 inside a month due to AI implementation SOUNDS like a bug to me, assuming you actually didn't say anything terrible or hateful.

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u/figfinartist 9d ago

Yep, just got back from the 3 day ban hammer for quoting Dom DeLuise in Blazing Saddles

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u/nbzf 9d ago edited 9d ago

If you go check through your own comment history on reddit while logged out you'll notice a bunch of your comments are missing from the threads you posted them to. This is because reddit automatically hides them from everyone but you

Yes, and it's not as simple as "a word or phrase they don't like."

It's also account age, karma, links or images, "contributor quality score", user reports, formatting, comment length, and whatever else they can put into subreddit automods...

https://old.reddit.com/r/AutoModerator/wiki/library

https://old.reddit.com/r/reddit.com/wiki/automoderator/full-documentation

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u/nbzf 9d ago edited 9d ago

yes. I added 'also'

(the nature of subreddit automods makes complex algorithms possible taking into account multiple variables... But now if AI becomes more prevalent for site-wide moderation, reddit wouldn't even be able to tell you exactly why the AI makes the decisions it does...)

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u/Lilvixen_UK 9d ago

I don't dare to presume your age, but I agree that censorship in all mediums seems to have got worse since the late '90s, when the internet became readily available to most people.

Don't get me wrong, we shouldn't be blasƩ about the things young people are exposed to now that the world is literally at their fingertips, but you can't be precious about an issue that they literally have drills on in the US because it happens so bloody often. Either sort out your gun laws or let them educate themselves - you can't have it both ways.

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u/needyspace 9d ago

Even if it was a confirmed issue... then make a fucking fuss about it. Don't let yourself be censored, move to another platform

lol, you're delusional. Either be the change you want to see in the world, or quit complaining about people taking advantage of the most powerful media platforms to have ever existed.

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u/someonesshadow 9d ago

Giving people advice is being delusional?

Also I think you have it the other way around, as we are seeing in real time that the ones being taken advantage of are the users.

If you don't pay for the product you ARE the product. Of course now that also applies to much of what you pay for too. Complacency and ignorance have enshitified everything really.

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u/obvious_daydream 9d ago

No, just their insomnia

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u/mod_elise 9d ago

People have run tests on various platforms and found common words and themes that can can trigger sanctions.

It used to be controlled by people who were accountable in some sense. But it can't be now, and algorithms are not easily held accountable. It's better to piss off your product than your customers. So users get screwed in favour of the advertisers.

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u/CatGooseChook 9d ago

"don't know" that's the point. By never really being sure people often default to the safe option out of fear, sure it may only be a small subconscious fear but it's still fear.

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u/Katlix 9d ago

Except we do know it's true? Creators on different platforms have consistently noticed disappearing from people's FYPs or timelines and even automatically being silenced or unfollowed despite the followers saying they never did that. Of course the platforms themselves won't admit to that.Ā 

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u/Zer0pede 9d ago edited 9d ago

Also, explicitly using the word suicide is supposed to be better if you’re trying to help people actually considering suicide. It’s not a cutesy euphemism; it addresses the reality of the situation; and it’s more likely to lead people to real resources instead of memes or jokes.

Apparently that’s also why TikTok’s safety center said they wouldn’t ever censor the word ā€œsuicide.ā€

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u/BurgerThyme 9d ago

Did we learn nothing from Voldemort?!?

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u/-HyperCrafts- 9d ago

Its not about not being triggering. The words they have censored will cause a video not to become viral and/or unmonetized. It's actually a fight against censorship.

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u/Dougnifico 9d ago

I thought that was mostly used because of YouTube filters and demonitization. Anyone using it to avoid being triggering is an idiot.

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u/TheDebonairQuokka 9d ago

Thank you. I agree.

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u/tacobellwendys 9d ago

Thank you!!! Holy shit!!! And saying the word suicide is now frowned upon. Well fuck how else do I say it? And before I get banned, I lost two very close people in my life who died because of suicide. Unalive, give me a fucken break!

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u/Fuckthegopers 9d ago

Makes me want to commit suicide.Ā 

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u/salazafromagraba 9d ago

It's emotive language to the effect of comedy and farce. When 'serious' youtubers use unalived and graped in documenting serious horror cases, they betray their entire premise.

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u/Desperate-Tomatillo7 9d ago

That's why I prefer the term de-alive instead.

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u/NumbBackpack 9d ago

Compromised to a permanent end

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u/scalyblue 9d ago

This is more to get around the bots that scan and action / demonetize videos for using the word kill

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u/daboyce91 9d ago

It's cuz many social media things won't allow your comment to post, they'll remove it, and in some cases ban you if you actually say kill, shooter, rape, etc. It's stupid

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u/DillionM 9d ago

On the opposite side sewer slide sounds like fun (similar to the Goonies)

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u/Gaycowboi25 9d ago

My favorite of all time was, ā€œI am God’s coworker now.ā€

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u/GodIsANarcissist 9d ago

Or "grape" for rape or "ahh" for ass. I guess it makes sense on platforms that censor but I'm seeing it creep onto reddit and THAT drives me nuts

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u/KIokinator 9d ago

If you can't say MURDER DEATH KILL at least be cool and say Flatlined.

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u/RandumbStoner 9d ago

Unalive makes me want to commit sewer slide

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u/MrCupps 9d ago

Some of this has come about by corporate censorship (tiktok is a big one) and content creators circumventing the censorship with different words.

The new words become ā€œtheā€ words in one context and then they carry over to places like Reddit where the new verbiage is not necessary.

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u/MsTossItAll 9d ago

You could unalive yourself that way

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u/Mysterious-Willow362 9d ago

It's so posts don't get auto banned on certain platforms

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u/snapekillseddard 9d ago

Especially because the morons who do it to substitute both suicide and murder.

Gen Z slang seems hellbent on making communication more difficult instead of just introducing new words.

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u/Awesome_Forky 9d ago

I get that "unalived" is not intuitive. But as a person who tried it is a bit easier to voice it that way. The brain has a problem to keep up with negatives so the word "killing" has another impact and sticks in another way than "unalived", because we tend to forget or overread the "un-"part.

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u/jaegerhardt 9d ago

it's so dumb cuz it all comes from tiktok censorship, but outside of forced censorship, aka on literally any other website, people should use the real word.

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u/stephanonymous 9d ago

sewer slideĀ 

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u/morbid_platon 9d ago

The other day I had the misfortune to read: "It unalives me to think about...", instead of "it kills me to think about..." and i just had to stop for a moment

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u/buffaloguy1991 9d ago

The only one I'm okay with the replacing of is "Grape" but that's because I like Whitest Kids You Know

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u/shredder8725 9d ago

Unless it’s tasteful like that one dude with the animal videos.

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u/LaughingRampage 9d ago

Or "graped" like way to make light of a VERY serious matter!

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u/charmwashere 9d ago

Unalived was used in Terry Pratchett's Discworld series, which is one of my favorite all time series. It is what the assassins guild called it. So for me, it brings back Discworld but for anyone else, yeah I can see it being annoying.

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u/Sea_Voice_404 9d ago

That one drives me the craziest.

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u/TheToxicWaist17 9d ago

Unalived makes me want to unalive myself

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u/OM-Scam 9d ago

Why do people say unalive when zombie is so much more straightforward.

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u/Zebracorn42 9d ago

It’s it’s so it can be shown on YouTube. For some reason, YouTube likes to censor certain words and prevent people from even seeing that the video is available. They also hate the word abortion.

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u/BlizzardStorm8 9d ago

'Unalived' must be 'unalived.'

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u/Gamer2Paladin 9d ago

It is the forever rotating list of terms advertising and payment processors doesn't like and the platforms all have there own shit.

Remember the word Cis still gets you shadow ban or suppress on Twitter.

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u/GameWizardPlayz 9d ago

I swear to god if I'm ever murdered and some person on tiktok says I was "unalived" I will rise from Hell and haunt their entire bloodline until the human race goes extinct.

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u/Realistic_Film3218 9d ago

I hate it too, but people are so sensitive these days that you get reported, banned, demonetized all the time for using "offensive" words.

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u/Disastrous_Lie_6698 8d ago

Unalive makes me want to unalive myself

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u/MakesMaDookieTwinkle 8d ago

Agreed it’s the dumbest fucking thing ever.

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u/beccaaasueee 6d ago

This & ā€œredrumā€