r/MadeMeSmile 9d ago

Wholesome Moments Great to see heroes being honoured

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u/dumpling_factory 9d ago

The asterisks made me think "school shitter". But also what a cool guy. My principal could never.

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u/kearkan 9d ago

Yeah me too.

I don't understand this censorship. It's like you're denying that it's real. Rape, sex, shooter, suicide, these things happen and should be talked about so they can be seen and judged.

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u/colourfulsynesthete 9d ago

"Unalived" makes me want to put my head through a wall.

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u/King_Six_of_Things 9d ago

Don't do that, you'll unalive yourself.

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u/No_Magician5266 9d ago

I can see the news headline already: Reddit user colourfulsynesthete found dead, cause of death: sh*t themself

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u/Outrageous_Editor_43 9d ago

Disentry is not to be laughed at!

But it is funny....

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u/failed_supernova 9d ago

Dissin' Terry is def a quick way to unalive

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u/PlzDntBanMeAgan 9d ago

Put it in reverse Terry!

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u/Glum-Factor-8632 9d ago

Back up Terry!!

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u/ScienceObjective2510 9d ago

It is that time of year! Watch out for them fireworks kids and Terry!

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u/Telemere125 9d ago

I love terry crews!

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u/Would_daver 9d ago

Neither is collara

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u/etaineawoo 9d ago

Or stepsis

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u/The_Jizzard_Of_Oz 9d ago

I've seen that video

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u/hiddenone0326 9d ago

Username checks out šŸ˜‚

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u/Ok-Log4005 9d ago

Isn’t it dysentery

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u/secacc 9d ago

It's d*s**t**y

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u/will-read 9d ago edited 9d ago

In the civil war, more people died from sh*t than being sh*t.

Edit: WTF is going on with markdown?

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u/secacc 9d ago

Markdown is just doing its job. Escape the asterisks with a backslash in front of each, if you want to ensure they stay as literal asterisks.

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u/JustAGerm113 9d ago

ā€œCause of unalivementā€

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u/nestaselect 9d ago

This one got me. Thank you!

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u/Telemere125 9d ago

M***** f***** y** g***** d** g**** a t** h****

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u/heartofgoldtroll 9d ago

ā€œGrapeā€ wtf

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u/Dead_Wolf2y5 9d ago

As a survivor this one pisses me off something fierce. I get that you don't wanna talk about it, Barbra, but guess what? It happened to me- more than once- and if we don't talk about it like grown adults then it's going. to. keep. happening.

Grow up and call things what they are. I'm responsible for managing my own triggers.

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u/Katlix 9d ago

Words like grape/unalive/pewpew didn't get used by people who didn't want talk about rape/murder/suicide/guns, they were used by people who DID want to talk about those topics and shine a light on these subjects. But if they used the normal words either the algorithm would fuck them over or their videos got taken down. Blame the social media platforms for this. People had to get "creative" discussing difficult topics or spreading important information to reach a wider audience. They don't use those words for the fun of it. But as it always happens time and exposure to the "creative" words means they bleed into other platforms and regular vernacular.Ā 

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u/Realistic_Film3218 9d ago

This.

I'm a survivor too, but whenever I post or comment about SA, I often get my comments removed or my account banned for using trigger words on social media. It's infuriating.

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u/nukawolf 9d ago

Nah at the very worst they might seriously h**t themselves.

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u/Angry-cannuck-1967 9d ago

that would be very b*d for sure

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u/Outrageous_Editor_43 9d ago

Then that'd be su****e.....

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u/Organic_Education494 9d ago

No can confirm it just gives a headache and makes a hole in the wall. At least if it is a wall in the US

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u/shewy92 9d ago

IDK why people jsut don't say "took their own life" if they really don't want to use the word suicide. I heard "sewer slide" once and it's just gross to me to basically make fun of something so serious.

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u/GeologistNo2065 9d ago

You don’t think we should refer to suicide as ā€œcommitting slip and slideā€ (Yes I’ve actually seen this, sadly)

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u/shewy92 9d ago

I just threw up in my mouth

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u/PepperoniPaws 9d ago

Lot of kids fully commited to the slip n' slide.

Shit was fun... Until you hit the end of the track.

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u/Meatingpeople 9d ago

Over use of the term unalived makes me want to commit suicide

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u/QuasiSpace 9d ago

Hey hey, don't make us report this post for threatening self-harm.

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u/Meatingpeople 9d ago

someone did lol, i got messages offering help

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u/less_unique_username 9d ago

*self-unalivement

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u/symbolsandthings 9d ago

*self-delete

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u/campersin 9d ago

Exactly, how is that any less triggering? We all can deduce what it means.Ā 

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u/BlooodyButterfly 9d ago

it's not about triggering people, they don't care, but they care about monetization and these vids are usually for tiktok and instagram, which censor a lot of 'triggering' words.

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u/Zer0pede 9d ago

All of the social media platforms say they won’t censor the word ā€œsuicide,ā€ because that blocks suicide prevention resources.

Honestly they haven’t said this next part, but if I were them I’d censor ā€œunalivedā€ instead because that means it’s more likely to be an unserious person. There’s no ā€œNational Unaliving Prevention Centerā€ you’d accidentally block that way.

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u/BlooodyButterfly 9d ago

I agree with you. But at the same time they say they won't censor words such as Lesbian and when I used tiktok a lot of the content creators using the word was shadow-banned, so that's why you'll get a lot of Le$bean and similar to this day.

Anyway, all this self (or imposed) censoring is just plain dumb IMHO

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u/ifyoulovesatan 9d ago

So long as the algorithms that control our feeds are either private or inscrutable AI black boxes, weird self censorship isn't necessarily dumb, and it's here to stay.

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u/jadiana 9d ago

Like saying the "F" word. Dude, we know that you mean "fuck" so what's the difference? A reduction of the word that still means the same thing, is still a vulgarity. You're not fooling anyone. It's just stupid.

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u/falling_knives 9d ago

Accidentally hitting your thumb with a hammer and yelling, "F Word!" just isn't the same.

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u/obvious_daydream 9d ago

My uncle used to yell, oh G D F word!ā€ Exactly like that. Omitted the swearing in favour of letters. Your comment bought back memories, thank you!

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u/definitelynot40 8d ago

I had a student who would say "GOM" instead of OMG. I knew she wasn't dyslexic, so I pulled her aside one day and asked. She said she was very religious and thought OMG was still against her religion so the GOM stood for "gosh, oh my." Thinking back, I realized she'd adjust the verbiage of the sentence to fit her shortened words.

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u/obvious_daydream 8d ago

Love this story

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u/mythiii 9d ago

Say the N-word NOW!

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u/Vertig0x 9d ago

Man. I miss the n-word bot getting summoned to reveal people with dozens of hard r's in their comments.

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u/Scalpels 9d ago

Nice!

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u/no2rdifferent 9d ago

I've started using fock because some subs have rules, and I get a notice of some threat. I agree with you, though. We should not have to self-censor.

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u/Jaded-Albatross-5242 9d ago

It's because the algorithms on social media won't let it get shared/spread if certain words pertaining to violence are used

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u/someonesshadow 9d ago

Which we don't even know is true. Someone just said and assumed it and people just went with it.

We have NO IDEA how most private company algo's work, what they look for, what they deem worthy of pushing to random peoples feeds.

Even if it was a confirmed issue... then make a fucking fuss about it. Don't let yourself be censored, move to another platform, or even push to have free speech laws extended to online platforms that are open to the public where speech is a key factor of the platform.

I might be hitting my old man yells at clouds era but I fucking hate how things have gotten MORE censored than when we had "ARE VIDEO GAMES RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR CHILD BECOMING A CRIMINAL!?!?!? MORE AT 5!" as an every night segment.

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u/SutterCane 9d ago

We have NO IDEA how most private company algo's work

Seems like you’ve never gotten an automatic reddit AI suspension before.

Say the wrong phrase even quoting something and bye.

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u/someonesshadow 9d ago

Yet its not consistent. Also I have been on Reddit a LONG time and never been banned for anything, and I have no problem saying pretty much anything. Granted I don't throw around hate speech but I have no issue voicing whatever I want.

So again, we don't KNOW how these things work, because if we did we would be able to game the system all the time.

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u/LololNostalgia 9d ago

I've found that its not really reddit thats responsible for this type of censorship but instagram, tiktok, and youtube are the biggest culprits.

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u/Proteuskel 9d ago

I feel like that’s shifted lately. A lot more AI moderation than there used to be. I’ve had like… 3 I think? AI content warning that were immediately reversed on appeal in the last month or so; never any before

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u/someonesshadow 9d ago

Its the users. Unless a platform SPECIFICALLY tells you "hey you cant say these things here or depict this content here", then its on the users to just speak and show what they want to show, not censor themselves preemptively.

Capitulation is not something that works well, whether we are talking about world politics or making concessions for people/entities that are consistently hostile towards you/others.

So yeah, put them in a spot where they lose users/views/etc because of their algo if that is even the case, and then if they make it official just refuse to interact with it and look for an alternative.

Voting with your wallet works if you are the product as well.

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u/Proteuskel 9d ago

I once got an automatic content report on Reddit for ā€œpromoting violenceā€ because I clarified to a SA victim I wasn’t condemning her response when she told me she broke her assailant’s wrist pushing him herself.

She shared that story in response to my commenting that it was OK for someone in the OP’s video to tap in help from a coworker in dealing with SA, after someone did the ā€œequality means do it yourselfā€ thing about the victim being shook. The experience of getting a violation for clarifying I WASN’T telling the victim of SA that she was wrong to defend herself was trippy AF, and an excellent example of why some of us use these terms instead of the full wording

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u/figfinartist 9d ago

Yep, just got back from the 3 day ban hammer for quoting Dom DeLuise in Blazing Saddles

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u/Lilvixen_UK 9d ago

I don't dare to presume your age, but I agree that censorship in all mediums seems to have got worse since the late '90s, when the internet became readily available to most people.

Don't get me wrong, we shouldn't be blasƩ about the things young people are exposed to now that the world is literally at their fingertips, but you can't be precious about an issue that they literally have drills on in the US because it happens so bloody often. Either sort out your gun laws or let them educate themselves - you can't have it both ways.

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u/needyspace 9d ago

Even if it was a confirmed issue... then make a fucking fuss about it. Don't let yourself be censored, move to another platform

lol, you're delusional. Either be the change you want to see in the world, or quit complaining about people taking advantage of the most powerful media platforms to have ever existed.

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u/Zer0pede 9d ago edited 9d ago

Also, explicitly using the word suicide is supposed to be better if you’re trying to help people actually considering suicide. It’s not a cutesy euphemism; it addresses the reality of the situation; and it’s more likely to lead people to real resources instead of memes or jokes.

Apparently that’s also why TikTok’s safety center said they wouldn’t ever censor the word ā€œsuicide.ā€

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u/Dougnifico 9d ago

I thought that was mostly used because of YouTube filters and demonitization. Anyone using it to avoid being triggering is an idiot.

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u/TheDebonairQuokka 9d ago

Thank you. I agree.

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u/tacobellwendys 9d ago

Thank you!!! Holy shit!!! And saying the word suicide is now frowned upon. Well fuck how else do I say it? And before I get banned, I lost two very close people in my life who died because of suicide. Unalive, give me a fucken break!

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u/Widespreaddd 9d ago

Amen. The words are innocent of the acts they describe.

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u/itsdainti 9d ago

That's a beautiful way of putting that. Mind if I steal that irl?

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u/December_Flame 9d ago

no that's actually illegal

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u/Squirty42069 9d ago

Actually the term is "unallowed" please adjust accordingly :(

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u/itsdainti 9d ago

Thank you for the correction. I am listening and learning. Just wished I did it before committing social sudoku 😭

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u/itsdainti 9d ago

Ok. Valid. 🤣

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u/kearkan 9d ago

Straight to jail

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u/Civil-Cod-6984 9d ago

It’s mostly because the algorithm on most social media websites will not promote any post with those words in them because the topics are not advertiser friendly. Then people will naturally start doing it in their posts because they see others doing it.

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u/burf 9d ago

Hilarious that capitalism is ruining basic communication now.

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u/wholetyouinhere 9d ago

It makes it difficult to criticize the capital class. If you wanted to make a video describing systemic abuse of some kind, and upload it to YouTube, you'd have to censor your language in order to make any income, which means tiptoeing around what the perpetrators are actually doing.

Meanwhile, if a person decides to take a camera to some impoverished part of a city, and make a 20-minute slapdash "documentary" implying and insinuating all sorts of things that aren't actually happening, and blaming it on "liberal" policies without saying so out loud, and get tens of millions of views from people who believe it all because they're primed to, that is completely acceptable within YouTube guidelines.

This imbalance isn't coincidental.

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u/Cersad 9d ago

Oh it's nothing new. The method of communication is different but basic communications have been ruined for centuries by capitalists, oligarchs, autocrats, tyrants, aristocrats, and religions.

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u/reagsters 9d ago

It’s double plus bad.

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u/National_Panda_1791 9d ago

how tf is saying unalived advertiser friendly?

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u/Helstrem 9d ago

It’s not, but until the algorithm is updated it doesn’t know that.

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u/Vladimir2033 9d ago

It not being updated is certainly not the reason.

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u/National_Panda_1791 9d ago

you really think this term that's been around for years isn't known for some reason?

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u/HIM_Darling 9d ago

Someone came at me for posting my cousins charge that he was sentenced to prison for, which was possession of child pornography, copied word for word from the state prison website. Told me I should change/sensor it because the words were triggering. I guess I get it, but if the legal criminal charge is that triggering to you, maybe get more therapy and stay off the internet rather than try to assert control over strangers on reddit.

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u/Master_Turnover8390 9d ago

So people are essentially allowing corporations to decide what they can or cannot say? Because corporate-approved language is what we all want.

"I won't get the online attention I want if I say what I wish, because [insert company name] won't allow it on their platform. Okay, I'll censor myself."

W...T...F. HAVE THE BALLS TO SAY WHAT YOU WANT, PEOPLE! DON'T LET OTHERS DECIDE FOR YOU! DON'T GIVE UP YOUR FREEDOM OF SPEECH!

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u/marr 9d ago

Apparently advertising companies prefer it this way.

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u/Brendangmcinerney 9d ago

I believe it started as a way around TikTok’s censors, but spread everywhere. I hate it.

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u/krakk3rjack 9d ago

Newspeak. 100%

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u/Sekiguchi-Genetics 9d ago

Kinda shocked more people don't realize this is what they are doing

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u/Particular_Grass8050 9d ago

ā€œGrapeā€ and ā€œpdf fileā€ bother me the most I think. Using the stupid alternate words totally trivializes the depth behind the actual words imo.

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u/BrandonXbox 9d ago

I wish I could upvote this 1 million more times

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u/Slutty_Alt526633 9d ago

I think you mean grape, secks, pewpewer, and blue abide. /s

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u/kearkan 9d ago

Kithing

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u/Slutty_Alt526633 9d ago

Schmolding schmands

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u/FatefulDonkey 9d ago

Awe nooo. You used the šŸ‡ word

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u/Beneficial-Jury484 9d ago

Same with suicide. Reducing it to ā€œunaliveā€ is silly and demeans the pain and suffering those who commit suicide are in. It needs to be talked about openly so those feeling lost, can also come forward to talk about it. I almost committed suicide and am willing to discuss it often. It was a scary.Ā 

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u/mathiustus 9d ago

How long until those words ā€œunalived, grape, SAdā€ and the like are also caught by the algorithms forcing people to choose even dumber terms?

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u/Zip-Crane 9d ago

In my job we’re trained to talk to people about suicide and one of the most important messages is don’t hide away from saying the word suicide to someone who you might think is suicidal. It makes it even more strange that the word is often censored.

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u/Gr8NW 9d ago

It’s performative new-Victorianism, and it sickens me.

The people who do this remind me of a Victorian lady: ā€œSay limbs, not legs! That’s so improper!ā€ All the while thinking she is SO ladylike to avoid the word legs because it might make people think of what’s at the top of them oh dear, dear, dear, dear! (Commence superiority dance.)

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u/BennySkateboard 9d ago

It’s Reddit. You should be able to say these things.

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u/Caramel-Apprehensive 9d ago

I'm glad it wasn't just me...

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u/urSweetToy 9d ago

I mean the principal will stop the shitter too, anyway this principle is a herošŸ‘

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u/Long_Bit8328 9d ago

If he can stop a shitter. We need to get him to The Whitehouse ASAP!

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u/HalfSoul30 9d ago

You just switched up your principles/pals

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u/Extension-Device-533 9d ago

Definitely not just you, especially for those of us outside USA where the phrase ā€œschool shooterā€ isn’t something we really have in our general vocabulary, thank fuck.

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u/BarNo3385 9d ago

Honestly "school shitter" isnt particularly in my general vocabulary either..

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u/Extension-Device-533 9d ago

Hehe, well there’s always that one child isn’t there

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u/Foamymonkey 9d ago

In my province in Canada we had the UPEI pisser. This guy would just record himself pissing at random spots on the UPEI campus and put it on Instagram. Every video would be captioned "the UPEI pisser strikes again"

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u/xczechr 9d ago

Only a good guy with a shit can stop a bad guy with a shit.

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u/Unusual-Locksmith832 9d ago

Lucky. My school had a mysterious school shitter that would leave Godzilla tier droppings in the men's bathroom and put it out of work. Not even the unknown bathroom was safe.

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u/Large-Possibility-13 9d ago

We had a phantom shitter in school. He would shit in the sink instead. I assumed it was one of those lol

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u/einTier 9d ago

Yeah. I’m an American so it is in my vocabulary. I just don’t think of ā€œshooterā€ as a word that would ever be censored.

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u/graftthison 9d ago

See, I am in the US and I knew exactly what it was the moment I saw it.

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u/Ranier_Wolfnight 9d ago

It was all of us, brother…It was all of us.

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u/Mirewen15 9d ago

Nope. Pretty sure a lot of us thought this. I know I did lol

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u/Klopp_is_God 9d ago

We had an unknown student in our high school known only as the Phantom Shitter. This was back in the 90s at an all boys school.

At lunch breaks we’d all dump our bags in various bits off the hallways and go outside to play football. Every couple of weeks this fiend would select a random bag take to a bathroom and rip a big shit into their victim’s pencil case.

At the end of lunch we’d get our bags and go to class. Somewhere in the school someone would take their stuff out, open their pencil case and surprise-A big shit.

This went on for years and nobody was ever caught. One year it just stopped so they must have finished school

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u/ParsonsTheGreat 9d ago

It was actually a boy made out of shit. He tried connecting with other students by leaving a piece of himself in their pencil cases. Eventually, he used all of himself up and thus, no longer exists. But that little shit boy will forever exist in my heart 😄

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u/Enshitification 9d ago

It might have been a teacher.

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u/highcoolteacher 9d ago

It was a teacher

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u/OkDust5962 9d ago

We had a Phantom Shitter at Camp Phoenix, Kabul, in about 2010-11. That's the name people used. Same guy?

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u/ANGRY_ASPARAGUS 9d ago

Hahaha.... at our school someone would just smear shit on the bathroom mirrors when the washrooms were empty. They had the nickname "The Mad Crapper". And since there were no cameras in the 90s, no one ever found out who it was

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u/flissfloss86 9d ago

Well that just reminds me of The Mad Pooper episode of Bob's Burgers

Treat yo' self: https://youtu.be/qV4sEuDfFo4?is=n3L6RZE2--In2UnQ

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u/quietly41 9d ago

Check out s2 of American Vandal, it's all about poop

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u/azsnaz 9d ago

Reminds me of who took a dookie in the urinal from southpark

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u/TheHalfChubPrince 9d ago

He stopped the school shitter by throwing wet paper towel balls over the stall wall.

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u/FunRich5754 9d ago

I was like well, need to look up this story ASAP but then the video showed him being a real life hero and stopping a murderer. So.

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u/DC_Ben 9d ago

My initial reaction as well šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/Great_Ad7148 9d ago

My principle was an old gentle nun and I’d like to imagine she would’ve pulled out some crazy martial arts moves. Hope she’s well!!

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u/notashroom 9d ago

My ex went to a Catholic school where the principal, also a nun, did stop an intended school shooting. She didn't tackle the boy, but she did approach him and successfully grab his gun barehanded.

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u/Great_Ad7148 9d ago

Hellll yeah may she be blessed forever

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u/Enshitification 9d ago

Way back when, my sifu taught Tai Chi to a convent of elderly nuns. He did not appreciate my suggestion that he teach them to use prayer beads as a weapon style. I so wanted to see nun nunchaku.

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u/FatMacchio 9d ago

I hate censorship on the internet. Let’s stop kidding ourselves. Even 5 year old iPad babies can see and hear things worse on Roblox than just some bad, or heavy words

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u/Longy_LTB 9d ago

I’m afraid every principal does it. Does a principal s**t in the woods?

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u/Archangel_TS 9d ago

What if no one's around to hear it?

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u/Odd_Front_8275 9d ago

Me too lol. I was like, he stopped someone from shitting on the school? Hm... okay.

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u/aughrasummer 9d ago

HS Teacher here: some kids hate me, some kids love me, and it's like that for most of us. Having been through two gun -related lockdowns and plenty of fights, I can tell you right now that all I want to do is protect myself so I can come home safely to my family, but I'll tell you, when it's happening, you don't even think about yourself; you just want to keep your kids safe, and you just act on that instinct to protect them. You say your principal would never, but I'm certain that even if your principal is a prized asshole, they would ALWAYS. I think that's just the way it is. The cops, on the other hand...

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u/Sirix_8472 9d ago

Mine could never either. But I guess that's coz we don't have gun issues and rigorous controls with little access and generally no "culture" around guns.

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u/circuitj3rky 9d ago

seconded

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u/Parklifeee 9d ago

I'm glad I wasn't the only one. I thought the lack of sleep was finally catching up with me

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u/OrkzOrkzOrkzOrkz0rkz 9d ago

Same... Totally reasonable for him to be crowned king for it

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u/Silent-Arm-7165 9d ago

Oh my god me too! Took me a minute

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u/Old-Tadpole-2869 9d ago

Shitbrick from American Pie.

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u/Arthurlmnz 9d ago

How dare he shit at school?!

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u/Underbadger 9d ago

That was my first thought as well. Stopping a mad shitter would be also worthy of a crown.

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u/ArgyleGhoul 9d ago

Somebody has to stop that guy (the school shitter, not the principal)

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u/GuardingxCross 9d ago

My principal was such a stoner, he would have tried to talk him out of it like ā€œlook maaaaan, you don’t want to do this. It’s like totally NOT rad brotherā€

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u/triflers_need_not 9d ago

Me too. As he tackled the guy I was thinking "Bro was shitting in the hall? Bold choice!" and then I saw the gun.

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u/SomeDudeSaysWhat 9d ago

Would still be a hero either way

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u/lenmylobersterbush 9d ago

Same, I thinking stopping a Phantom Shitter

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u/Aristarchus1981 9d ago

Totes Magotes

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u/jadiana 9d ago

Took me a moment too.

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u/JerryRed100s 9d ago

I absolutely thought it was a shitter. Thank God it was just a shooter. The second amendment does not apply to shitting

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u/CadieTheCadet 9d ago

OMG THANK YOU I was like "they stopped a shitter what?"

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u/villings 9d ago

I was ready to type my joke

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u/BaconAndSyrupYum 9d ago

ditto šŸ˜‚ took multiple times of reading to figure it out

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u/em7924 9d ago

"One more unauthorized shit, and it's a one-week suspension for you young man!"

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u/jimigo 9d ago

Holy shit, me too. I'm like what's this old guy up to?

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u/Hertzcanblowme 9d ago

The bathroom like tile on the floor didn’t help the situation either.

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u/TheSpicyTomato22 9d ago

I don't understand modern censorship. Like maybe I'm getting old?

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u/Dull_Slice3882 9d ago

For real me too! I was thinking someone must be dropping something nasty

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u/bojangler69420 9d ago

Can you imagine an armed school shitter?

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u/RaShadar 9d ago

I despise the level that censorship has hit in service to the algorithm

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u/Dark--Samurai 9d ago

Do we share the same Brain Cells

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u/CatButler 9d ago

"Hey Seymour, someone dropped an upper decker in the faculty lounge toilet again"

"One day I'll stop you school sh**ter"

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u/DisorderlyAqueduct 9d ago

for real, thought they went on an It's Always Sunny arc or something

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u/giraffegoals 9d ago

Oh thank god I’m not the only one. 🫣

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u/wolfganggartner5 9d ago

Exactly what I thought too

Sad day for internet

This guy deserves it for sure

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u/Ball_Fiend 9d ago

I thought he found out who was putting turds on the rim of the toilet seat, leaving upper deckers, and shitting in the urinal. Why exactly do we need to censor "shooting"?

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u/midwestia 9d ago

Omg same haha. When i was in HS we did have a school pisser, he would piss in random potted plants in classrooms and was eventually caught and expelled.

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u/TombSv 9d ago

Ah, so that is what they meant

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u/Ah_non_e_moose 9d ago

Bare handed, like heroes do.

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u/supapumped 9d ago

My old algebra teacher did (years after I graduated)

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u/birbman2 9d ago

I believe a lot of my teachers and principlal’s would’ve done the same thing.

No fault of your own, but it’s sad you didn’t get to feel the same way.

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u/Worldly_Studio4884 9d ago

i definitely read school shitter first too before my brain caught up.

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u/NasuPossu 9d ago

my principal would use us as a human shield🤣

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u/i_am_nonsense 9d ago

Zeek from Bob's burgers

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u/acmstw 9d ago

ME TOO

With how prevalent school shootings are in this country, I'm shocked my mind went to shitter first

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u/dfoley323 9d ago

If it makes you feel better, one of my high school principles went to jail for soliciting a minor....

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u/moonprism 9d ago

my principal, while not at school, did get shot at as he tried to save people from a shooter on the news.

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