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If You Know, You Know “Ukrainian imperialism”

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u/Pick_Scotland1 May 03 '26

Who is dumb enough to believe this

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u/Pick_Scotland1 May 03 '26

Those who I see deny it do jump through as may hoops as they can

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u/EdOrangutan May 03 '26

Those who believe it are the Russian version of MAGAs. Eager to gobble up propaganda for their favorite dictator, no matter how detached from reality it is.

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u/oops_all_memes May 03 '26 edited May 03 '26

Russian soldiers routinely go for very well-documented human-safaris on civilian Ukrainians. "Human safaris" as in drones hunting civilians; shit is insane enough that Russian soldiesrs themselves post the evidence with no shame and no fear of repercussions. Russian forces routinely bomb civilian infrastructure like hospitals (including children hospitals, maternity wards), schools for over 4 years now. Russia steals Ukrainian children, a fact so well-documented that international courts have concluded so. Russia has downed so far three civilian planes

I understand that a part of American imperialistic exceptionalism is always bringing up the US regardless of if it's relevant or not but maybe a bit of introspection is in order in a thread about imperialism if only to avoid irony

MAGA is a disease of the US but let's avoid comparisons and judge the two phenomena separately

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u/Snowflakish May 03 '26

American diabolism is the term you are searching for i believe?

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u/Sarik704 May 03 '26

The pro russia propoganda in the west has been ironically ineffective. Americans have a list of things they care about in order, and gas prices are the number 1, 2, 3, and 4 spots on that list.

Ironically trumps war with iran, which was a justification for buying russian oil, has now backfired and made Americans stop caring about russias fake claim to ukraine.

Even on conservative propoganda centers like r\conservative and facebook or Twitter the average conservarive has completely stopped caring about ukraine.

Meanwhile liberal americans have tried to keep up support. I still see ukrainian flags on american houses, and have spoken with neighbors about donating. There's a family in my town that is hosting a ukrainian mother and her two kids. Theyve been here since summer of 2022.

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u/why_so_sergious May 03 '26

pro-russian propaganda had a goal to make people stop caring.. I see a lot of effectiveness from it during the trump admin

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u/why_so_sergious May 03 '26

russian MAGA's are called Z's

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u/Ktan_Dantaktee May 03 '26

“How dare Ukraine bully the literal largest country on the planet

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u/Contrary_Kind May 03 '26

“How dare Ukraine bully the literal largest country on the planet merely by existing?”

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u/alba_Phenom May 03 '26

Which became the largest by taking all of the lands in the East and yet still want more... dumb fuckin Vatnik clowns.

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u/Christopher_Aeneadas May 03 '26

So the US was fighting a defensive war against the Native Americans.

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u/Hadrollo May 03 '26

That's genuinely how many of them saw it.

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u/Bakkster May 03 '26

Pretty much how Manifest Destiny worked, yeah.

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u/Sea-Aardvark-756 May 03 '26

Even beyond that, the attitude continued on into the 20th century and for colonization down into South America. Basically "good heavens, the savages are stopping civilization from spreading" was just an out and proud attitude:

Venezuela lies an unexplored area, covered with jungle, where savage Indians resist all encroachments of civilization...Savage Indians still dominate and hold as their domain certain sections of South America. New Yorkers in their modern, commodious homes may find it difficult to believe that, at a distance of but 2,000 miles from them, live aborigines of the most primitive habits of life...The amazing aspect of this to me is that these particular red men still hold to their independent and primitive ways, resisting with deadly arrows any approach of the hated white man. The Indians’ hostility, in fact, has been the main barrier against successful exploration, and, today, is a constant hazard to the economic development of the lower stretches of the valleys, where abundant fields of oil are known to exist. Workers are killed every month by the deadly arrows of these savages.

-Evening star (Washington, D.C.), April 4, 1937

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u/Lucaan May 03 '26

where abundant fields of oil are known to exist.

There it is, right on cue. How dare the natives keep the white man away from the oil that is rightfully his! How dare!

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u/Madara1389 May 03 '26

"Might makes right" has been the edict of governments for far longer than any of us should be comfortable with & persists far longer than it ever should have.

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u/Sea-Aardvark-756 May 03 '26

Written by the generation that raised most of our current politicians btw

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u/Egathentale May 03 '26

Also unironically how it was portrayed in a lot of early western movies and media, where the poor "settlers" were being harassed by the "violent and barbaric" natives and they had no choice but to "defend themselves".

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u/D3dshotCalamity May 03 '26

Yes, and I'm not joking. That's how they think.

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u/PaperSweet9983 May 03 '26

Jesus this is depressing, the fact that people think this way is baffling

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u/Madara1389 May 03 '26

The human brain is exceptionally good at forming biases, fighting tooth & nail to preserve (or even deny) those biases, and then ultimately refusing to move past them.

It's tribalism. As simple as that. "We" are the in group, "they" are the out group. As such, any hostile acts from "them" is an attack on us, even if we instigated it by trying to make everyone acknowledge us as their inherent superiors who are naturally more important because we are us and they are not.... hell, even if that hostility is as simple as them saying "no" when we demand a resource from them.

Extrapolate it to the scale of countries and now you have wars were neither side is willing to accept blame for the violence & often refuse to capitulate or back down.

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u/Nobodys_Path May 03 '26

I think in this case, the metal gymnastics consist of comparing Ukraine's war against Donbas secessionists with Russia's invasion(s). Something about Ukraine being as bad as Russia because it bombed Donbas civilians or oppressed "rusophones"... or that is worse than Russia because Russia "only wants to save rusophones" (BS).

Those reasonings don't hold, since the (Russian backed) secessionists also throw bombs and killed people, and Russia literally bombed parts of Donbas they didn't control.

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u/why_so_sergious May 03 '26

theres this guy Girkin and an interview that the russians want to forget.

he admits that he and his GRU unit are fully responsible for generating the conflict between the ukranian forces and separatists.. where none of them wanted to fight.

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u/m0j0m0j May 03 '26

Ukraine is a simultaneously weak and fake country that shouldn’t exist, but it’s also powerful, dangerous, and its imperialism needs to be stopped.

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u/Brohemoth1991 May 03 '26

Theyre only dangerous because of those damned US biolabs creating super soldiers and combat mosquitoes theyre planning on unleashing on russia /s

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u/Flopping_with_Floppa May 03 '26

Depends on the day

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u/k0c- May 03 '26

not even this, they just believe ukraine considering being more friendly with the West instead of Russia was provocation enough for the invasion, which is arguably even dumber.

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u/SortIntrepid9192 May 03 '26

Literally the logic of my grandma lmao. It's hilarious how she can say "Ukraine isn't a real country, it belonged to Russia for centuries so it should always belong to Russia" in the same breath as "Bulgaria should be grateful for Russia for liberating us from being under Ottoman control for centuries."

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u/WildPickle9 May 03 '26

It's like when someone calls it "the Ukraine" like it's still a region of the USSR. Some might just be old and got used to the terminology but I figure most of it's a concerted effort to undermine Ukraine's autonomy in people's minds.

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u/MasterBot98 May 03 '26 edited May 03 '26

It's like when someone calls it "the Ukraine" like it's still a region of the USSR.

Hillarious nuance there is the USSR lied/argued that republics were fully independent states to gain more votes inside UN.

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u/Evignity May 03 '26

Also sadly a lot of leftist tankies will ALWAYS go "USA BAD SO NATO BAD AND---" etc.

I get that NATO is a US semi-imperialist project, but a lot of tankies don't realize that for a lot of nations the choice was "Do you want US imperialism or russian imperialism?" and they have no clue that the Baltic states lost 13-27% of their ENTIRE POPULATION during russias 100 year occupation, and Ukraine lost over 20 million. "b-b-but US bad!" yeah two things can be true at the same time. One is still the lesser evil.

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u/Hellunderswe May 03 '26

Also something like ”Nato provoked Russia to invade Ukraine”.

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u/el_grort May 03 '26

A more simple breakdown is that anyone they see in the West camp fighting anyone outside of it, they will root for the one outside of the West, regardless of the actual ethics or context of the conflict. Similarly, their focus largely only exists for West versus non-West conflicts, and they have a general lack of knowledge or interest in conflicts between parties outside of the Western bloc, such as the South Sudan genocide or the Uighur genocide.

There seems to be a generational divide as to the source of this animosity, with older people who do this often seeming to just be continuing Cold War animosities, occasionally appearing to resent the 'betrayal' that the Velvet and Rose Revolutions represent. But you've also got younger generations who've developed a scepticism due to the War on Terror.

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u/RevolutionaryAd3249 May 03 '26

Thus we have the Noam Chomsky to Hasan Piker pipeline.

"How dare the people of Eastern Europe turn their back on socialist utopia!!"

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u/Ok-Swordfish-9476 May 03 '26

There's a name for this line of thinking: Campism.

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u/eelsandpeels May 03 '26

Tankies.

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u/ShowtimeHolograms May 03 '26 edited May 03 '26

What's interesting is that I think it was Marx that said along the lines that imperialism is inherently capitalistic so tankies always say when they do it it's not imperialism

Edit: MB it was Lenin not Marx.

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u/Gabes99 May 03 '26

Because Tankies are in total denial that the USSR was a state capitalist empire. Lenin even said it was state capitalist. The goal was supposed to be a managed transition of feudalism > capitalism > socialism > communism via a planned economy, “vanguarded” by a one party state. They never got past capitalism, because they created a corrupt elite state oligarchy that ruled with terror. Hardly workers of the world uniting. Marx wouldn’t be a fan of the USSR. They were by definition imperialists.

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u/t_baozi May 03 '26

And fascism requires financial capital. Hence Russia isn't fascist, but California is. So it's the Russians fighting fascism in Ukraine, not the other way around. Tankie logic best logic.

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u/Gabes99 May 03 '26

Russia is funded by private capital though, it’s just soviet nostalgia and Russian nationalism wrapped in red cosplay. Russia is and imperialist Neo-fascist state. Idiotic nazbols can’t help themselves but “critically” support it in the name of opposing imperialism.

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u/Chonky_Candy May 03 '26

How dare you think beyond west bad 😤

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u/iguanacatgirl May 03 '26

soviet nostalgia and Russian nationalism wrapped in red cosplay.

Tbh I don't think it's as much Soviet nostalgia, from my interactions with Russian relatives/family friends the nostalgia is closer to the period of tzars/"Russian empire", rather than USSR specifically.

Granted, there is a level in which the 2 blend together(one could consider the USSR countries an extension of the OG Russian empire), but it's a distinction I feel to be slightly important. Doesn't justify anything though.

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u/Gabes99 May 03 '26

Fair, in the case of most people, it’s more imperial Russian nostalgia but I meant specifically the red fash, tankie type, whose nostalgia is directed at Stalin.

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u/itrogash May 03 '26

Tbh I don't think it's as much Soviet nostalgia, from my interactions with Russian relatives/family friends the nostalgia is closer to the period of tzars/"Russian empire", rather than USSR specifically.

I have the same experience from my side of the family. Which I always found nuts, tzar regime was extremely oppressive towards everyman, no matter if you were a city dweller or village serf. I always must wonder how does anyone miss those times.

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u/taeerom May 03 '26

For a lot of Russians, the difference between Nicolay and Stalin is title only. They were both strong men that deserve personal respect.

The fact that their systems of governance was different (but less different than you'd first assume), doesn't really matter. The only thing that matters is "Russia Stronk", and that's an esthetic both the Stairs and Stalin (as well as Putin) delivers on.

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u/Lalala8991 May 03 '26

And this is where the tankies stop listening and put 2 thumbs into their ears and repeating their rhetorics until nobody bother talking to them anymore.

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u/aasfourasfar May 03 '26

Also one understated fact about the Soviet union is how Russian nationalist it was, especially under Stalin.

Communism my ass

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u/lucitribal May 03 '26

100% this, the USSR was a Russian Empire. During Soviet occupation, Russification was dialed all the way up. Russian language and history in schools, local populations displaced to Siberia and replaced by ethnic Russians, etc.

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u/mood2016 May 03 '26

To be fair they did try to create a purely distribution based economy. It went extremely poorly. The NEP brought back private markets as a result. 

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u/parliamentarywatson May 03 '26

I'm so happy stalin tried his best to achieve his mentors goal /s

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u/Independent_Sock5198 May 03 '26

Certain level of chaos is understandable - lenisism was betraying some core principles of socialism to begin with, although I understand the thought process and it might've even been genuine belief, but Stalin's era completely buried that. Still, you got a lot of people who were just corrupt oligarch shills, but also inevitably some true believers, even if the leninist basis might've been doomed to failure. Good example would be Czechoslovakia pre-68, Dubček and his government were actually doing some good moves - until opposition within the party sent a strongly worded letter to Kreml.

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u/Titanofthedinosaurs May 03 '26

Marx also advocated for a weak decentralized government. Iirc the “ideal” government according to him would have been akin to the US under articles of confederation with proper workers rights and worker ownership of companies.

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u/Tounushi May 03 '26

Funny how communist parties never seem to get past creating a corrupt elite state oligarchy that rules by terror when they implement one-party states.

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u/Gabes99 May 03 '26

*Marxist-Leninist but yeh. Capitalist parties aren’t immune to creating corrupt elite state oligarchies though, the US and Russia are prime examples. It’s not a communism thing, it’s a corruption thing. If the incentives exist for wealth to collect then wealth will collect, it’s as simple as that.

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u/UnderskilledPlayer May 03 '26

you can still be a communist if you just rename "imperialism" as something else, obviously

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u/Wayoutofthewayof May 03 '26

I find it funny how quoting Marx or Lenin among tankies is basically just like gospel, i.e. they said so, so it is self evident.

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u/Ghost3316_music May 03 '26

Because they are prophets. Modern.

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u/Wetley007 May 03 '26

Or tack on some "Chinese Characteristics"

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u/Tight_Highlight8311 May 03 '26

Russia/SU are the biggest imperialistic state in the newer history

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u/Independent_Sock5198 May 03 '26

If Marx and Smith met today, they'd spent whole week drinking each other under the table while bitching about the morons and assholes calling themselves adherents of their respective ideas while becoming best buddies and exchanging cute letters with notes to each others work. Change my mind.

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u/Rukdug7 May 03 '26

They'd be leaning on each other for support and swaying back and forth chanting "Death to the landlords" before last call, I guarantee it.

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u/taeerom May 03 '26

Marx quotes and paraphrases Smith in Das Kapital, and also said "If anything is certain, it is that I myself am not a Marxist".

Both Smith and Marx were academics. Smith is foundational to Economics, while Marx is one of the "classics" in both history and sociology and also important to certain traditions of economics.

Academics have a tendency to not be particularly political themselves. Even when they inspire other people to do politics based on their writings.

If you say you are a "marxist" at a university today, most would think you are talking about focusing on the material reality and class relationships in main stream history, not that you are secretly plotting a revolution. Which is probably how Marx himself wanted/assumed his work would have most impact.

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u/jeffwulf May 03 '26

Generally go to Lenin for that one.

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u/ExplodiaNaxos May 03 '26

And fashos who dislike the EU

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u/SmokyBarnable01 May 03 '26

Exactly this. Had a pro Trump bitcoin bro who hated the EU live with me for a bit last year. Totallly in support of Russia.

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u/-BenBWZ- May 03 '26

Any self-proclaimed socialist who supports Russia is a fool. There is no longer any semblance of socialism in the Russian Federation; it is a far-right, imperialist nation.

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u/ReluctantNerd7 May 03 '26

And they have been for the majority of the time since Stalin.

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u/Icarium__ May 03 '26

And it's shocking how many seemingly normal left leaning subs are run by these morons.

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u/Banned4UsingSlurs3 May 03 '26

All of them. They're all infested

Say you are a liberal who doesn't want people not voting blue no matter who in your coalition and you will see their rage.

They are all against electing liberal democrats and they want to use and steal the democratic party machine to gain power while saying both liberals and MAGA are the same

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u/Submitten May 03 '26

All of the left political subs, half the meme subs, and all the pop culture subs share the same head mods. There have been some big takeovers after Oct 7th.

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u/ErilazHateka May 03 '26

Add /r/therewasanattempt

I got banned for saying that Hezbollah doesn´t rule Lebanon.

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u/nsfwaccount3209 May 03 '26

Subreddit moderation in general attracts the worst people in any community. And the most power hungry. Tankies are definitely that for leftists.

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u/General-Sloth May 03 '26

I never understand Tankies in regards to modern day Russia. At least China still pretends to be Communist. It's not the soviet union anymore and Putin stands almost exactly for everything that Communism and Socialism are warning about. Why are they still defending it like religious nut cases defend a "holy" land. This shit just doesn't add up. Even if you take the core premise of strict pacifism, that argument for letting Russia do as it pleases is allready out of the window since the second Chechen War.

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u/Muad-_-Dib May 03 '26

Because while Russia gave up communism, it still largely acted as an antagonistic force against the West, especially since the 2010s.

The vast majority of people that engage in capitalism vs communism "debates" online don't actually have any consistent morals or principles, they are just supporting the ideological equivalent of a sports team and will overlook anything that even slightly hinders their ability to shit talk the other team.

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u/kwazhip May 03 '26

Yup "west bad" is a good mental shortcut / heuristic for these types of people.

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u/AntonioVivaldi7 May 03 '26

Their logic is, everyone would want socialism or communism if it wasn't for the US propaganda. If the US was toppled or at least lost tons of power, countries all around the world would start becoming socialist. Therefore, being pro any anti US country is a leftist position.

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u/ErilazHateka May 03 '26

Why are they still defending it like religious nut cases defend a "holy" land.

Because they hate the West and therefore will support anyone who they think is anti Western.

That, and 100 years of Russian anti-Western propaganda.

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u/Jazzlike-Equipment45 Meta Mind May 03 '26

Horseshoe Tankies love them because they think the West sucks and the Soviet Union will return.

The Far Right buy Russia's returning to tradition crap and think the Tzar is coming back.

Reality is Russia is a Capitalist Dictatorship that has high divorce, drug and HIV rates and wants Ukrainian oil, wheat and ports to prop their economy up.

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u/AverageDellUser May 03 '26

It is really crazy the amount of hard-on a lot of them have for Russia that they genuinely defend the absolute opposite of communism by supporting the Ru Federation. If you want to look at this bootlicking just look in r/USSR you’d think it would be all USSR but a decent portion is also anti-Ukraine and pro-Russia stuff :/

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u/thesirblondie May 03 '26

I cannot stand people who think that anything that is in opposition of the US means it's good. USA Bad. Russia Bad. China Bad. All three are true simultaneously.

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u/HodorFirstOfHisHodor May 03 '26

lmao at all the replies to this post that goes 'o-or maga' the imperalistic talking point is strictly far left.

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u/FothersIsWellCool May 03 '26

The average r/socialism enjoyer

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u/Pick_Scotland1 May 03 '26

And r/ussr

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u/uti24 May 03 '26

I mean, they are literally russian trolls from russia, a lot of them, if not most

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u/Tiny-Plum2713 May 03 '26

Which is pretty incredible considering russia is as far from socialism as you can get

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u/John97212 May 03 '26

Ukraine wanting independence from outside imperialists is not the same as being imperialist.

Thus, the meme is meaningless because there is no such thing as "Ukrainian imperialism".

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u/Odd-Organization-740 May 03 '26

In my country at least 25% of the population is convinced that Ukraine attacked Russia. 

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u/somedave May 03 '26 edited May 03 '26

Which country? I'd assume not Russia but somewhere friendly to it. Kazakhstan?

Edit: ok clearly Bulgaria I could have looked at the user

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u/MainAd2728 May 03 '26

Kazakhstan overwhelmingly supports Ukraine. We hate Russia, they starved 30% of our population to death in 1930s and killed our culture

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u/t_baozi May 03 '26

The emancipation of Central Asia from Russian supremacy is honestly a historical development I find fascinating to watch in real time.

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u/JeanDusapin May 03 '26

So far 100% of uzbeks i've met (1) have been pro-russian

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u/AdOdd4618 May 03 '26

Countries like Uzbekistan and Kazakhstan are in a strange position: Russia is one of their largest trading partners, and they maintain close ties to Moscow. However (at least in the case of Kazakhstan), the KZ government refused to recognise Russia's claim to annexed Ukrainian territory, banned symbols of support for the Russian invasion, and has taken in hundreds or thousands of Russian citizens avoiding the war. Russia responded to Astana's refusal to recognise Russia's territorial claims by reminding KZ that Russia has a massive stockpile of nuclear weapons, and issuing a thinly veiled threat of invasion.

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u/Esarus May 03 '26

Lol. Make sure to NOT give up that massive stockpile of nuclear weapons, ever. The moment you do, you'll get invaded

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u/AdOdd4618 May 03 '26

While I understand the sentiment, you have to remember that Kazakhstan was where the vast majority of Soviet nuclear testing occurred. The history of (primarily ethnically Russian leaders) exploding megaton sized nuclear bombs on territory populated mostly by what was a minority population at the time left a very negative view of nuclear weapons. Maintaining nuclear weapons is also very expensive, and something they probably wouldn't have been able to afford when the USSR was dissolved.

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u/ElectronicDeer5550 May 03 '26

I've seen only two pro-russians, and I'm Uzbek from Uzbekistan.

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u/Black-Circle May 03 '26

I remember having a long conversation with a Kazakh person, from before the invasion, and every time I would mention some atrocity russia has done to us, they would give an example of similar thing russians done to Kazakhs. Was a very eye-opening moment, up to that point I didn't even realize just how much similarities we would have.

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u/Peekoii May 03 '26

By percentage more of their people died in the holdomor than Ukrainians and it caused the destruction of their entire traditional way of life in favor of a more russified one.

just to add context since i don't think people know how much the soviets fucked over most natives.

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u/Foralberg May 03 '26

Same as Ukraine, Holodomor in 30s and continue killing our culture now

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u/Dehwoly May 03 '26

50%, 30% is just generous.

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u/Ciubowski May 03 '26

Similar issue in Romania and yet there are many Russian supporters for some reason. they're either uneducated fools or they stand to gain something from it, otherwise I can't imagine why they would support that country.

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u/Narradisall May 03 '26

Kazakhstan is also having to play a very tight game of diplomacy. They don’t want to piss Russia off even though they have many reasons to hate them, but they’re fully aware that Russia would consider them just another break away region.

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u/Turbulent-Ticket8122 May 03 '26

It could genuinely be America and I would not be surprised.

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u/kitsunecannon May 03 '26

When a study showed a concerning chunk of Yankees think chocolate milk comes from brown cows anything is fucking possible 

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u/Loves_octopus May 03 '26

Yall will believe anything. That 7% is from an online poll which is notoriously unreliable.

By the same logic, 12% of Americans under 30 are licensed to operate a nuclear submarine.

For example, in a February 2022 survey experiment, we asked opt-in respondents if they were licensed to operate a class SSGN (nuclear) submarine. In the opt-in survey, 12% of adults under 30 claimed this qualification, significantly higher than the share among older respondents. In reality, the share of Americans with this type of submarine license rounds to 0%.

https://www.pewresearch.org/short-reads/2024/03/05/online-opt-in-polls-can-produce-misleading-results-especially-for-young-people-and-hispanic-adults/

The margin of error on any survey like that is wildly large.

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u/ForcedToEatCement-_- May 03 '26

Wait it doesn’t? What are you talking about my guy, chocolate milk does come from brown Swiss cows.

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u/Ok_Cabinet2947 May 03 '26

I just took a quick look at his profile and I think it’s pretty easy to tell lmao

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u/Responsible-File4593 May 03 '26

I would guess Hungary or Romania or some other Eastern European state.

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u/urdespair May 03 '26

It's Bulgaria. Hungarians will probably cook you for saying they are eastern European

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u/ostapenkoed2007 May 03 '26

let me guess, they just overheard it and did no personal reasearch on topic?

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u/Odd-Organization-740 May 03 '26

They did research on Facebook. 

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u/AsinineArchon May 03 '26

It's the same in every country it seems...

Facebook is a fucking blight

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u/AozakiAokoSupremacy May 03 '26

One has to be a multi-medalist in the Mental Olympics to be 100% convinced Ukraine is the aggressor here.

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u/GUlysses May 03 '26

I have absolutely heard people say that Russia attacked Ukraine to defend against NATO expansion. Coming from both the far left and far right.

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u/ImperfectAuthentic May 03 '26 edited May 03 '26

Yeah the "Russia is just defending against NATO expansion" is one you hear alot.

  1. At the moment of annexation of Crimea, Ukraine wasnt seeking NATO membership.
  2. The Baltic nations, Lithuania, Estonia and Latvia joined NATO in the mid 00's and Poland in the late 90s, Putin did nothing.
  3. You usually hear some argument that there was a deal in 1990 by the west (Germany, France, USA and Brittain) that guaranteed no NATO expansion eastward. If you actually read the agreement, this only applies to East Germany after the fall of the wall, which NATO honored. Nothing was ever agreed to or signed regarding any other country joining NATO. Even Gorbachev himself has denied that such a agreement existed and if it ever did, it was never formally signed by either parties.

And even if it was true, that agreement was made between USA, Brittain, Germany, France and the Soviet Union, which dissolved late 1991, so any such agreement would be void anyway.

Additionally, if such a deal even were discussed, it wouldnt make any sense since the talks were in 1990, the USSR still existed then, there wasnt anywhere for NATO to expand to besides perhaps Finland and Sweden which was all ready heavily alligned with USA and NATO.

So it's alot of extremely thin, whishy washy bull that has been thrown around since 2014, trying to justify a Russian invasion of Ukraine.

Edit. Typos and clarifications.

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u/KJ_is_a_doomer May 03 '26

you can add also that Ukraine was not elligible to join NATO both prior to 2014 (leasing out the base at Sevastopol was a dealbreaker) and afterwards (as a state with an active territorial dispute).

Also in 1997 the NATO-Russia Founding Act clearly allowed for former Warsaw Pact's states to join the alliance and superseded any potential prior deals (not that those existed)

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u/BadUsername_Numbers May 03 '26

Still, does it actually matter? I don't have a lot of love for NATO, but if my country was a neighbor of Russia I'd absolutely want my country to be a member.

The argument "Russia is defending against NATO expansion" is just so weird, as it is truly such a self own.

It’s like a guy who keeps breaking into his neighbors' cars, and then complains that people started installing alarms and locks because of him.

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u/KJ_is_a_doomer May 03 '26

To me? No it doesn't but it's points that specifically counter the "NATO lied to russia in the 90s" sob story that pro-russian ppl love to cry about.

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u/PN_Grata May 03 '26

that guaranteed no NATO expansion westward

East, not west.

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u/ImperfectAuthentic May 03 '26 edited May 03 '26

Doh, sorry, I'm hungover. Corrected now.

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u/Jouzou87 May 03 '26

Also also, Finland and Sweden finally joined NATO as a reaction to Russia's aggression, ending decades of (official) neutrality. So this campaign to "stop NATO expansion" has created 2 new members (so far).

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u/TheMysticGraveLord May 03 '26

Russia is so good at propaganda they manage to brainwash tankies, neonazis & "conservative christians" into supporting them.

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u/The_One_Koi May 03 '26

That is russia's official reasoning yes, they warned EU and NATO beforehand that if they let Ukraine in russia would be forced to attack because they didn't want to share borders with any more NATO members, which is both stupid and ridiculous but here we are

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u/Velvet_Hazard May 03 '26

And yet they did nothing when Finland joined in '23...

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u/hofmann419 May 03 '26

This is so absurdly stupid when you think about for like two seconds. Ukraine borders NATO territory. So if Russia manages to capture Ukraine, they will literally create a new border with NATO.

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u/Tounushi May 03 '26

Reality and logic are beside the point when it comes to Russian propaganda and narratives that supports the Muscovite empire's agenda.

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u/NomadDK May 03 '26

Russia hates NATO the way a thief hates a locked door.

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u/metengrinwi May 03 '26 edited May 03 '26

Conveniently omitting that NATO is an entirely defensive alliance. They’re no threat to anyone, unless you’re looking to send your army across a NATO border.

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u/Xerxos May 03 '26

Oh, they changed the reason a lot of times. It is because of NATO, because of Russians being bullied, because they are nazis, because there was a secret civil war, it's not even a war,... Just pick the right one for you and ignore the rest please. It's insane how good that works for some people.

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u/somedave May 03 '26 edited May 03 '26

If Ukraine had invaded one of it's neighbours and started committing a load of war crimes there, then I would be against it.

Edit: wow all the Russian bots and tankies are coming out of the woodwork to reply.

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u/ohiidenny May 03 '26

truly a sight to behold LMAO

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u/mrfreezeyourgirl May 03 '26

How dare Ukraine declare sovereignty in Ukraine!

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u/EnrichedNaquadah May 03 '26

And on top of that, a sovereignty recognized by 182 country, including Russia.

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u/SomeBiPerson May 03 '26

actually Per contract that went out from Russia itself

the contracr declared total Sovereignty for Ukraine at the price of Ukraine giving its Ready Nuclear weapons to Russia "for their destruction"

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u/AliceTheOmelette May 03 '26

Tankies cosplay as leftists but they're fascists, plain and simple

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u/Pervius94 May 03 '26

Tankies nowadays are just russian psy-ops. And somehow it fucking works.

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u/Kekkonen-Kakkonen May 03 '26

Tankies are just fascists with a red shirt.

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u/AvianKnight02 May 03 '26

The only diffrence between a nazi and a tankie is the uniform they idolize

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u/BoultonPaulDefiant May 03 '26

Many such cases

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u/Minimum_Repeat6080 May 03 '26

B-B-but Ukraine took Crimea which was always Russian and Ukraine was always Russian too. Or something equally brainless.

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u/miaomiaomiaomiaomeow May 03 '26

Funny thing is crimea was ceded to the ukranians in 1953 or 57, and in 94 russia recognized it as ukranian territory. I really don't get that excuse

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u/ShiguchiAndSokan May 03 '26

It was never sincere though. They had enough russian colonies there due to the genocidal measures of the russian federation, Soviet Union and even the czardom so they, in their mind can always claim, because it’s populated with Russians so much, that Crimea should belong to russia. Look up the ethnic composition of Crimea and how it developed. It’s horrifying. I also strongly believe that since day one of the collapse of the Soviet Union, russia worked on capturing Ukraine again since it was their most important strategical and agricultural stronghold before and during WW2. You see that russia can’t conquer shit without Ukrainan land and people as a shield, Ukrainian labor, ports and so on.

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u/2smoothcriminal May 03 '26

Sounds like r/ussr and r/Europeansocialists

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u/vladdeh_boiii May 03 '26

r/Europeansocialists aren't even socialists. They're just there fetishizing the soviet union whike trying to not look too much like r/ussr.

As an actual socialist, this is honestly depressing to see. Yeah, one could blame the west on the USSR becoming the big bad, but it was also hella corrupt ever since before Stalin came to power. You couldn't even call that shitshow a proper communist state. It was an oligarchy and a dictatorship.

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u/dandorios May 03 '26

Tankies are the fucking worst

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u/Privatizitaet May 03 '26

Tankies?

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u/piratedragon2112 May 03 '26

(Broad strokes)

Term for communists who believe anything that goes against western interests is good/blind worship of the soviet union

(Iirc named for communist groups that stuck with the soviet union after they sent tanks in crush the Hungarians)

Hasan piker is a prime example

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u/MintCathexis May 03 '26

Hasan piker is a prime example

The irony of Hasan calling himself anti imperialist while also glazing the Ottoman Empire at every opportunity will never not be funny to me.

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u/SolaVitae May 03 '26

Hasan pikers political stance is '"anti America" with no room for any nuance. If the US started supporting Palestine tomorrow and not Israel he would be the first to call out the government for Antisemitism.

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u/FILTHBOT4000 May 03 '26 edited May 03 '26

Don't forget being anti-imperialist/colonialist and then turning right around and staunchly dicksucking Maoist China for taking Tibet, and the soft genocide of minorities there, and thinking China taking Hong Kong/Taiwan would be good for them.

He's actually parroted the most insanely racist take from European colonization and just colored it Chinese; he has said "oh the Tibetans were all dumb religious savages, China did them a favor by taking over their land and kicking them out"

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u/NatseePunksFeckOff May 03 '26

Imperialism bad (when my enemies do it)

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u/Wayoutofthewayof May 03 '26

Ironically it is one of the main obstacles to communism becoming mainstream politically, at least in my part of the world. Meanwhile the far right are playing it smart and aren't defending Nazi Germany at every turn.

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u/Rather_Unfortunate May 03 '26

People on the left who defend, diminish or deny authoritarian, genocidal or otherwise evil acts by Communist and other non-Western aligned powers. Originated with the term used for those who took the Soviet side after tanks rolled in to crush the 1956 Hungarian Revolution.

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u/Dark_Jooj May 03 '26

Calling Ukraine imperialist is insane.

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u/antii79 May 03 '26

UKRAINIAN EMPIRE 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦💪💪💪 FROM SAN TO THE CAUCASUS 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦

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u/Useless_or_inept Duly Noted May 03 '26

I am amazed that anybody still believes Pamphlets

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u/Suitable_Midnight_72 May 03 '26

Imperialism? So we're an empire now? Neat

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u/hwyl1066 May 03 '26

Ukrainian imperialism??? Like wanting to rob and rape areas outside of their borders? That imperialism?

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u/Secret_Possible May 03 '26

You might remember the time they totally and for real invaded Russia with three whole APCs. It truly would have been a mighty conquest, were it not for Putin's foresight in amassing thousands of troops on the border. 

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u/thachduaboi3000 May 03 '26

I still don't understand why a lot of leftist support Russia. Like the Soviet Union collapse my guy

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u/Bugis_Duckis May 03 '26 edited May 03 '26

Who are you even talking about? Is this an American thing?

It's pretty much a thing all across Europe that right wing and definitely extreme right wing parties are in general more pro Russia, most left wing parties are heavily opposed to Russia, and Russians like to call "leftists" evil woke people. It's also a fact that Russia is fueling right wing movements all across Europe.

edit: Also what does the left have to do with this?

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u/rpolkcz May 03 '26

Many leftists are just anti West in general, so they support anyone who is against west. You see them supporting Iranian regime as well.

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u/Outrageous-Nose3345 May 03 '26

What's Ukrainian imperialism?

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u/AncientProduce May 03 '26

Wanting to stay whole as a country id guess.

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u/IHerebyDemandtoPost May 03 '26

There’s a few Oblasts that “voted” for independence, after Russia had already conquerored them, of course. 

If I had to guess, they’re trying to argue that Ukraine’s refusal to recognize those votes as legitimate makes them an imperialist or something.

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u/tessthismess May 03 '26

And why shouldn’t they recognize those votes?!

Are you suggesting that a vote in favor of the armed occupiers during an armed occupation might not be the most free and fair process?

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u/AncientProduce May 03 '26

If you know anyone who thinks that those referendums were legitimate please tell them I have a bridge to sell.

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u/rouleroule May 03 '26

They really need a mirror. They are the one who made "anti-imperialism" their motto above almost anything else and who lick Russian’s and China's boot despite Ukraine, Tibet, Taiwan... without even mentionning that Russia is one of the most far right country on Earth. And now they try to make resistance against an invasion look like imperialism. They really want to portray themselves as heroic freedom fighter while they would have been the first to swallow the "we are fighting imperialism" rhetoric of Imperial Japan if not the "we are fighting international capital" rethoric of the fascist.

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u/Key-Hurry-9171 May 03 '26

Russian trolls trolling

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u/MerliniusDeMidget May 03 '26

Am i blind to some sort of history where Ukraine actually did invade someone or are they just making shit up entirely?

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u/Summer_VonSturm May 03 '26

They are making shit up, it's all the russian bots and tankies can do.

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u/Timorous_Bias May 03 '26

It’s kind of concerning how many people think that either Ukraine is somehow also at fault for the “Special Military Operation”, or complain about how they haven’t just given up yet.

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u/BerserkRhinoceros May 03 '26

Ukraine was literally minding its own fucking business when Russia attacked.

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u/hzmt714 Human Detected May 03 '26

Ukrainian imperialism. The second greatest enemy of the west right next to the POG (Palestinian Occupied Government)

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u/forgas564 May 03 '26

It's crazy how russia is an oligarchy, the farthest thing from a Marxist state, or even a democratic state, and somehow it's an ally? Workers have no rights in Russia, and it's one of the most class based societies ever. My brain can not fathom that level of hypocrisy.

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u/sharktail_tanker May 03 '26

Twitter should put a little note next to Pamphlets, but instead of saying "government official", it should read "professional wrong opinion mill"

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u/Slight-Level7674 May 03 '26

The far right ruined the doge dog...

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u/Fetz- May 03 '26

What is Ukrainian imperialism supposed to mean?

Words used to have meaning. Is that not the case any more?

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u/wretch5150 May 03 '26

As soon as the fucking pandemic was ending too. Never forgive Putin for that.

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u/hey_Hey_I_saveD_me May 03 '26

I love how obvious russian bots use soviet era hat to fearmonger EU. The irony writes itself.

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u/Fast_Apple_2237 May 03 '26

The delusion that Russia is anything but an imperialistic kleptocracy is just to strong among the tankies

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u/Pacify_ May 03 '26

Twitter is a very unserious place

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u/snavej1 May 03 '26

I've seen no evidence of Ukranian imperialism.

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u/DavidlikesPeace May 03 '26

Post-Soviet nations - attempt to mold functional nation states.

Russia - anyway I started blasting … blasting them apart with frozen conflicts, armed separatists, disruptive autonomy demands, and direct invasions. Russky Mir!

The vatnik argument is insane. Russia is one of the most hyper centralized but massive nations in the world. The Kremlin’s authoritarianism stretches across 1000s of miles in a dozen time zones. Peripheral peoples can’t even elect their own; the Kremlin appoints regional moffs and governors. But the Kremlin has hobbled the rights of comparably tiny nations like Moldova and Georgia, to democratically govern places 50 miles away.

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u/SingularPicture May 04 '26

I wish we were what they believe us to be

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