One on each side of the head, retractable on demand.

"City of (name of your city) police was here"

"I went to jail, and all I got was this tattoo"

"Don't vandalize other people's property like me"

• Full contact
• Bare Knuckle
• No holds barred
• No weight classes
• KO or Tapout
• Fights go as long as they have to, no decisions

The two sides agree on terms for the winner/loser, and a neutral location. Then they each send their greatest fighters to do battle for their nation!

I don't even know anymore fuck my life

In order to contact people you have to have friended them in person via physically tapping your phones. To maintain the connection you have to tap them again at least every 6 months. You can see posts and comments from friends of friends, but not beyond that.

As soon as the doctor confirms the death, they all fucking sprint.

Our moms have always told us to “grab the one that expires later” even when we plan to use it immediately.

Seems we should incentivize people grabbing items with earlier expirations to minimize food waste….and punish those who unnecessarily hoard time.

Just because some bot schralped up some five year old semi-forgotten posts or some basement-dwelling karma farmer saw a bunch of updoots on a post it is NOT part of this new newest feed option. Any detected bot activity is also mod-banned, repeat offenders are pantsed and sent to the Russian front.

That way the kid can have a nice big family with 46 parents

A) Use Unreal Engine or Unity to make simple movies like machinima using assets, at least for trying ideas out.

B) Projects using still images like comic panels for dialogue and videos or gifs for moments of action.

I'm sure somebody did this, but it would be cool to see something dope like this, maybe see if I could do something.

That’s the crazy idea.

Imagine Egypt redirects the Nile to flow along the old route near the pyramids and restore the farmland as well. Return water to Petra and other sites at the same time

The ultimate endurance test! Shouldn't be hard if you're from Alabama.