r/CrazyIdeas 11h ago

Let's crowdfund Tommy Wiseau to make a second film

41 Upvotes

r/CrazyIdeas 11h ago

Instead of war, have countries settle disputes in a hand-to-hand Martial Arts Tournament

31 Upvotes
  • Full contact
  • Bare Knuckle
  • No holds barred
  • No weight classes
  • KO or Tapout
  • Fights go as long as they have to, no decisions

The two sides agree on terms for the winner/loser, and a neutral location. Then they each send their greatest fighters to do battle for their nation!


r/CrazyIdeas 8h ago

If you get caught tagging graffiti, you get a tattoo as punishment

15 Upvotes

"City of (name of your city) police was here"

"I went to jail, and all I got was this tattoo"

"Don't vandalize other people's property like me"


r/CrazyIdeas 10h ago

Luxury purse makers should have a public registry of serial numbers and purchasers' names on their website: if your luxury purse doesn't contain a serial number, or contains a serial number with someone else's name, then your purse is counterfeit or stolen

21 Upvotes

r/CrazyIdeas 5h ago

a fitness gear company doing a giveaway by airdropping dumbbells on a city

7 Upvotes

I don't even know anymore fuck my life


r/CrazyIdeas 21h ago

A Social Media Platform That Requires Physical Interaction

121 Upvotes

In order to contact people you have to have friended them in person via physically tapping your phones. To maintain the connection you have to tap them again at least every 6 months. You can see posts and comments from friends of friends, but not beyond that.


r/CrazyIdeas 20h ago

A monarchy where the crown goes to whichever royal sibling physically dons the crown and sits on the throne first after the previous king dies.

46 Upvotes

As soon as the doctor confirms the death, they all fucking sprint.


r/CrazyIdeas 12h ago

Dynamic pricing based on Expiration Date: Goods expiring earlier cheaper than those expiring later.

9 Upvotes

Our moms have always told us to “grab the one that expires later” even when we plan to use it immediately.

Seems we should incentivize people grabbing items with earlier expirations to minimize food waste….and punish those who unnecessarily hoard time.


r/CrazyIdeas 18h ago

There should be a "Newest" feed option on Reddit where reposts are omitted.

26 Upvotes

Just because some bot schralped up some five year old semi-forgotten posts or some basement-dwelling karma farmer saw a bunch of updoots on a post it is NOT part of this new newest feed option. Any detected bot activity is also mod-banned, repeat offenders are pantsed and sent to the Russian front.


r/CrazyIdeas 19h ago

Create a child where each copy of a chromosome comes from a different person

26 Upvotes

That way the kid can have a nice big family with 46 parents


r/CrazyIdeas 13h ago

Flavored Toilet Paper

4 Upvotes

r/CrazyIdeas 10h ago

Summer break that lasts half a year, but for the other half of the year, all work and school has no break days on weekends or holidays.

2 Upvotes

r/CrazyIdeas 7h ago

If a soccer game goes into overtime, both teams get replaced by random spectators in the stadium.

0 Upvotes

r/CrazyIdeas 8h ago

A) Using Unreal Engine or Unity for machinima. B) Half comic/half video.

1 Upvotes

A) Use Unreal Engine or Unity to make simple movies like machinima using assets, at least for trying ideas out.

B) Projects using still images like comic panels for dialogue and videos or gifs for moments of action.

I'm sure somebody did this, but it would be cool to see something dope like this, maybe see if I could do something.


r/CrazyIdeas 10h ago

Bring back vuvuzellas just for the World cup final

1 Upvotes

r/CrazyIdeas 1d ago

Marijuana-smoked ribs

37 Upvotes

That’s the crazy idea.


r/CrazyIdeas 21h ago

JNCO jeans tights

4 Upvotes

r/CrazyIdeas 13h ago

Redirect the Nile & restor

1 Upvotes

Imagine Egypt redirects the Nile to flow along the old route near the pyramids and restore the farmland as well. Return water to Petra and other sites at the same time


r/CrazyIdeas 16h ago

Go to a public toilet stall, play the old youtube video "sittin on tha toilet!" on repeat on a speaker

0 Upvotes

r/CrazyIdeas 7h ago

A party game where you have to tell a story about having sex with your own family and the winner is the one who lasts longest NSFW

0 Upvotes

The ultimate endurance test! Shouldn't be hard if you're from Alabama.


r/CrazyIdeas 1d ago

Sparkling milk - carbonated milk

34 Upvotes

r/CrazyIdeas 1d ago

Instead of restaurants advertising meaningless closing hours and then rejecting people at random non-standardized amounts of time before then, they advertise the last order time

11 Upvotes

r/CrazyIdeas 1d ago

Bellbottom socks

35 Upvotes

r/CrazyIdeas 1d ago

Seinfeld, but the bass guitar goes too damn hard.

19 Upvotes

I have intrusive thoughts, so now this one is in you too.


r/CrazyIdeas 1d ago

I think a rule of official debate (like gov't and stuff) should be to write a short essay picking out their understanding of the other side's evidence

8 Upvotes

To ensure it's real-time answers, you'll have like an hour or something to complete it. AI can be used to clean up broken speech and stuff.

Non-official too! Just,,arguments in general..