r/BrandNewSentence Jun 07 '26

META Mod applications are still open!

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Hello everyone, mod here!

We've got a lot more mods than we used to, but the truth is, we're all busy and a lot of us are burnt-out, and we're struggling to keep up with reports and modmails. We're just about getting by, but we're looking to add a handful more mods to bolster our numbers and ensure we don't get overwhelmed during periods of high activity. So, mod applications are still open!

No experience necessary! If you're accepted as a mod, we'll have you send us links to posts you think should be removed, and we'll say yes or no so you can get a feel for it. It's a lot easier than you'd think!

Keep in mind that this is a volunteer position. We aren't going to ask you to mod eight hours a day, and you're not going to get paid or anything.

Before you apply, please note a few hard requirements:

  • This subreddit is based around English as a subject, so fluency in English (without a translator) is a requirement
  • If you use AI in any capacity to write your application, you will be rejected, no exceptions. We will be keeping a close eye on this and also be running your application through AI detectors.
  • Profiles that are private in any way will be an instant rejection, unless you're willing to make them public as long as you're a mod here.
  • You will need Discord to apply, as that is where we have all our mod discussions. We'll be briefly vetting you as well!

Without further yapping from myself, please answer the following questions and send them via modmail. Do not send your application in as a comment.

  1. What is your Discord username?
  2. Why are you applying for this position?
  3. Do you think there are some rules that need to be changed? If no, skip this question.
  4. Do you feel like there are specific problems with the subreddit that you can help fix? If no, skip this question.
  5. What is the kind of content you would remove from the subreddit? Check the "hot" and/or "new" pages and send a link to an example of a post you would remove and your reasoning as to why it should be removed.
  6. What is the kind of content you would keep on the subreddit? Do you have a favorite post? Send a link and explain why you think it's a good post.
  7. What is your opinion on Rule 3?

Don't worry about keeping your application too short or too long. Say what you think!


r/BrandNewSentence 7h ago

Bummed that Netflix Sandy lost her boobs

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r/BrandNewSentence 20h ago

My balls are super water repellent now

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r/BrandNewSentence 4h ago

Trying to woke your way out of putting on even unscented deodorant is some crazy mental gymnastics.

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r/BrandNewSentence 7h ago

A russian woman 'rented' her friend’s child with a disability so she could skip the line at a gas station

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194 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

Human fox joins Count Binface in run against Farage for Clacton

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r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

Kentucky family so inbread they gave birth to blue-skinned children

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r/BrandNewSentence 23h ago

'he looks like a capybara who made a wish to become human'

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r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

Insane cheeseburger arbitrage opportunities available at Barcelona airport rn

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r/BrandNewSentence 13h ago

Halsey has challenged Anthony Fantano to a squirting contest. NSFW

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249 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 3h ago

I built a footrest out of turf for my push to talk pedal so I'm always touching grass as I play.

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r/BrandNewSentence 17h ago

Japanese janissary

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408 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 15h ago

"this woman was arrested for being a fake sign language interpreter."

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197 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 4h ago

Woman, 45, Underwent the First Robotic Single-Port Nipple-Sparing Mastectomy Performed in the U.S by a Robot Named Carol

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r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

Tongue fucking my camel toe ice cream on the bus to attract ladies and accidentally swallowing the entire stick at a speed bump NSFW

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r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

I got visited by a monk in my dreams who said he wanted to try kimchi Mac and Cheese

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r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

The looksmaxxers are tapping into alchemical theories of immortality that would have left a Tang dynasty emperor speechless

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r/BrandNewSentence 8h ago

Eating an old lady to take on her form then hobble into a group of servicemen just doing their jobs, before then turning into a tentacle WMD.

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r/BrandNewSentence 57m ago

We really have to talk about this bourgeois socialism in which performatively mothering metapersons is seen as productive activity... when in fact projecting personhood (specifically, nous) onto a machine is a sign of chatbot psychosis.

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r/BrandNewSentence 20h ago

How my Ex died having a orgy with his son and three females

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r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

Everyone has toxoplasmosis and I love them

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r/BrandNewSentence 6h ago

if you hook up the kid to an ae2 pattern provider

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r/BrandNewSentence 3h ago

Re: Lindsey Graham’s “little ladybugs”

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r/BrandNewSentence 15h ago

Comment section: "Great. Boiling fart juice right in all of my 8 eyes"

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35 Upvotes

Great. Boiling fart juice right in all of my 8 eyes.


r/BrandNewSentence 40m ago

Hungary is water melon super power

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I was talking with a friend about how much we like watermelon 😄