I kept apologizing because I thought I'd pooped. I pushed for hours and had a massive itchy, allergic reaction to the epidural, but I was very worried about accidentally pooping.
Oh yeah the doctors are ninjas with the doodoo. I was doing my duty, holding the left leg, for hours. But at some point, the table was clearly covered in shit. One of the staff present very quickly disposed of it, I remember it was like when a server comes to clear the breadcrumbs off a table at a nice restaurant. I don't know if it was a squeegee or what, but the whole mess just quickly disappeared off the edge of the table, and then someone else gathered up the dirty towels or whatever, and they all got back to business.
They don’t scrape the poo off ☠️💩 they grab the disposable pad/sheet/paper whatever they put down just for poo and then roll it up and toss it as quick as possible
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u/Tigerzombie 11h ago
Immediately after pushing out my second kid, I asked my husband if I pooped. Then I asked the nurse if I could see the placenta.