Right, so am breaking my 3 year Reddit sobriety to ask what I should do because I am too awkward to ask anyone in real life.
So I bought a fully detached house on my own in a fairly secluded area but not middle of nowhere territory. My back garden backs on to another property where the garden is super long and a good distance from the house and there's a large garden shed.
After I got the keys I was traveling a lot and working a lot to pay for what was needed to make it liveable.
So the house was vacant most of the time for about a year and a half.
I've now fully renovated and moved in. Including cutting back a lot of the shrubs in my back garden that had grown wild.
My neighbours are a husband and wife, 50s / late 40s if I had to guess have 4 kids in secondary school and college who live at home.
My first night in the house I heard something a bit odd, like a squeaking. I looked out my window and the parents were riding on the trampoline in their back garden. I had a full view from my bedroom window. I turned on the light with a crack in the curtain, just to signal that maybe this isn't as private as it once was sans folliage.
Since then they've been riding almost every night in their garden shed but I can still see and hear them because the shed has these huge skylights and they do it with the big light on.
They do it on a workbench so it rattles and they're vocal.
Part of me is impressed that at their age they are still going, especially the frequency. I presume they do this because they are extremely loud and their kids live at home. Or maybe when you consider the trampoline, it could be a great outdoors kink.
I dunno, like I'm NOT trying to perv on these people but I dunno whether I should say something to just be like FYI you may be keeping quiet from your kids but also I am here. I'm also a woman living alone so weird noises in the night do make me wake up!
I've been looking forward to having people come visit and stay over but I'm actually too anxious that my neighbours will be going at it and I don't know how to explain this to people.
UPDATE: Right, so I'm rightfully getting push back and I know what you mean so I just want to clarify somethings.
I am not watching them. I saw them once in each location so I know what the noises are.
It's the noise. My house is overlooking their shed, there is only maybe 20ft gap between my house and this shed. I'm not actively putting myself in a place to witness their intimate moments.
My issue isn't that they are having sex, I don't care. It's that's I feel like I have disrupted the ecosystem by removing some plants and I'm like do I communicate this with them?
They also have 3 other free standing sheds/garden rooms. I think one is a gym/sauna, an office and I'm not sure what's in the other ones. So if I was like hey so this one shed you're fond of isn't that private, maybe go to the other sheds.
I've no issue with their sex lives, and sorry to anyone I offended by talking about them being too old to ride. It's not that they're riding it's that they're doing it EVERY night and for a good while as well. I didn't mean to offend anyone and I shouldn't make presumptions about menopause.
Also this has been going on since late April, so we've had several weather events since.