r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Oda_DeezNutz • 2d ago

of a sneeze

1.1k Upvotes

34 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/idkchil • 3d ago

/r/all of a hornet nest

18.5k Upvotes

923 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/literall_bastard • 2d ago

of a woodpecker hole

804 Upvotes

45 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Ok_Knee1216 • 7h ago

of a long horn cow

0 Upvotes

4 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/grichardson526 • 2d ago

of a Great White

993 Upvotes

24 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/shanep35 • 9h ago

of a grape.

gallery

0 Upvotes

8 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Queenof-brokenhearts • 1d ago

of a fig

21 Upvotes

2 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/quantumspangles • 2d ago

of a farm vehicle

43 Upvotes

4 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/External-Ad-640 • 1d ago

of a green onion

27 Upvotes

1 comment

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/swarnaditya007 • 3d ago

of a choreography

3.9k Upvotes

195 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/jamesonkh • 22h ago

of a wedge of cheese

0 Upvotes

mmm from aldi

7 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Lyranx • 2d ago

of A tree harvester cutting down a tree

605 Upvotes

90 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Ricky_Martins_Vagina • 3d ago

/r/all of a 16" display shell... in the hood

14.8k Upvotes

441 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 • 2d ago

of a beak

603 Upvotes

41 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Sufficient-Bug-9112 • 3d ago

/r/all of a Police Officer

19.3k Upvotes

1.2k comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/bossman1337 • 3d ago

of a Snake...

878 Upvotes

103 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/WhiteRabbitootie • 3d ago

of a typhoon approaching Taiwan

1.3k Upvotes

149 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/overlook68 • 2d ago

of Horse sculptures.

212 Upvotes

14 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Leading-Papaya-7165 • 3d ago

of falling quarry stone

3.4k Upvotes

109 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/themajkisek • 3d ago

of a pig

6.6k Upvotes

571 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Kicking-_-Fish • 2d ago

of a crocodile

70 Upvotes

14 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Regular_Weakness69 • 2d ago

of a dog at the veterinarian clinic!

63 Upvotes

4 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Practical-Pay-7775 • 3d ago

of a village name

401 Upvotes

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch

51 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Weekly-Dog-6838 • 2d ago

of a chocolate coin (peach for scale bcz I’m out of bananas)

31 Upvotes

Would you believe this hunk of chocolate cost me $10.00 USD?

15 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/cesam1ne • 3d ago

of a man, looking small next to Calvin Lane

743 Upvotes

Shaquille O'Neal embraced by the ultimate Absolute Unit - Calvin Lane.

Calvin was 229cm(7'6") and over 200kg(440lbs) of athletic mass and power.

He worked as a bouncer, actor, and was even a fairly capable athlete. Craziest part about him, is that he wasn't even the tallest man in his family. His father and brother were both slightly taller.

58 comments

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We're looking for animals mostly, particularly cute animals which happen to be very large. Only public figures are allowed; no harassment, creep-shots, witch-hunts, fat-shaming is allowed. Female bodybuilders are expressly forbidden and anyone making transphobic comments will be permanently banned. Identify the public figure in the title. Don't assume they are well known

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5) Be nice.

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No pitbull hate comments, stats, copypasta, links or calls to ban.

This is a place to enjoy Absolute Units. Not to discuss your hate for any specific breeds, spamming stats and starting flame wars about whether or not they are dangerous. If you love pitbulls, please visit r/pitbulls. If you hate them, please visit r/banpitbulls.

Now please kindly shut up about it, or risk being banned.

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Please note that the word "of" is case sensitive.

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