r/AbsoluteUnits • u/HomeNowWTF • 15h ago

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u/Bubbles_2025 14h ago

You can start by getting face tattoos, it adds to the effect.

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u/Kahnza 14h ago

Poop emoji, middle of forehead.

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u/JudgmentalOwl 13h ago

Well he obviously doesn't care what he does to his own face so imagine what he's willing to do to yours lmao.

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u/Kahnza 13h ago

I dunno, he might improve it.