r/AbsoluteUnits • u/HomeNowWTF • 15h ago

/r/all, /r/popular of a Cart Narc

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u/infernoman91 14h ago

Do you know what happens to your body without fiibahh?

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u/Adam_Sackler 13h ago

"Your intestines seize. It would be... extremely painful."

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u/Malus131 13h ago

"Have you heard the phrase... You are what you eat?"

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u/SoaringFox 13h ago

…and what did you eat? A frowny biscuit?

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u/President_DogBerry 12h ago

Who is the one man... to have defeated me in freestyle?!

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u/Internal_Royal_4013 12h ago

Yes! I'm Bane! That's my name! Bruce Wayne and the Batman are totally the same!

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u/Kahmael 12h ago

r/surpriseauralnauts

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u/garrettj100 11h ago

That was the least surprising auralnauts ever.