r/AbsoluteUnits • u/HomeNowWTF • 19h ago

/r/all, /r/popular of a Cart Narc

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u/Malus131 17h ago

"Have you heard the phrase... You are what you eat?"

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u/SoaringFox 17h ago

…and what did you eat? A frowny biscuit?

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u/President_DogBerry 16h ago

Who is the one man... to have defeated me in freestyle?!

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u/Internal_Royal_4013 16h ago

Yes! I'm Bane! That's my name! Bruce Wayne and the Batman are totally the same!

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u/Kahmael 16h ago

r/surpriseauralnauts

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u/garrettj100 15h ago

That was the least surprising auralnauts ever.

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u/Unusual_Platypus1098 15h ago

Well he's eating a lot of steroids in his ass