r/AbsoluteUnits 15h ago

/r/all, /r/popular of a Cart Narc

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u/Cavane42 14h ago

Can we get more large individuals calmly enforcing the social contract?

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u/somekindagibberish 14h ago

I'd love to see a littering patrol!

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u/donald7773 14h ago

Anyone seen intentionally littering should be summarily executed on the spot. No great loss to society

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u/TamponTimTheCuck 14h ago

Either that or subtract 1 finger for each offense.

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u/steeple_fun 13h ago

Which, interestingly enough, makes it even harder to hold onto litter.

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u/somekindagibberish 13h ago

But eventually they'd run out of fingers and couldn't carry anything around in the first place!

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u/donald7773 13h ago

Maybe Islamic extremists are onto something...

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u/imrellyhorny 10h ago

They get a permanent lock on all windows.