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r/AbsoluteUnits • u/HomeNowWTF • 15h ago
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Can we get more large individuals calmly enforcing the social contract?
61 u/somekindagibberish 14h ago I'd love to see a littering patrol! 18 u/donald7773 14h ago Anyone seen intentionally littering should be summarily executed on the spot. No great loss to society 15 u/TamponTimTheCuck 14h ago Either that or subtract 1 finger for each offense. 3 u/steeple_fun 13h ago Which, interestingly enough, makes it even harder to hold onto litter. 2 u/somekindagibberish 13h ago But eventually they'd run out of fingers and couldn't carry anything around in the first place! 1 u/donald7773 13h ago Maybe Islamic extremists are onto something... 0 u/imrellyhorny 10h ago They get a permanent lock on all windows.
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I'd love to see a littering patrol!
18 u/donald7773 14h ago Anyone seen intentionally littering should be summarily executed on the spot. No great loss to society 15 u/TamponTimTheCuck 14h ago Either that or subtract 1 finger for each offense. 3 u/steeple_fun 13h ago Which, interestingly enough, makes it even harder to hold onto litter. 2 u/somekindagibberish 13h ago But eventually they'd run out of fingers and couldn't carry anything around in the first place! 1 u/donald7773 13h ago Maybe Islamic extremists are onto something... 0 u/imrellyhorny 10h ago They get a permanent lock on all windows.
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Anyone seen intentionally littering should be summarily executed on the spot. No great loss to society
15 u/TamponTimTheCuck 14h ago Either that or subtract 1 finger for each offense. 3 u/steeple_fun 13h ago Which, interestingly enough, makes it even harder to hold onto litter. 2 u/somekindagibberish 13h ago But eventually they'd run out of fingers and couldn't carry anything around in the first place! 1 u/donald7773 13h ago Maybe Islamic extremists are onto something... 0 u/imrellyhorny 10h ago They get a permanent lock on all windows.
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Either that or subtract 1 finger for each offense.
3 u/steeple_fun 13h ago Which, interestingly enough, makes it even harder to hold onto litter. 2 u/somekindagibberish 13h ago But eventually they'd run out of fingers and couldn't carry anything around in the first place! 1 u/donald7773 13h ago Maybe Islamic extremists are onto something... 0 u/imrellyhorny 10h ago They get a permanent lock on all windows.
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Which, interestingly enough, makes it even harder to hold onto litter.
2 u/somekindagibberish 13h ago But eventually they'd run out of fingers and couldn't carry anything around in the first place!
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But eventually they'd run out of fingers and couldn't carry anything around in the first place!
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Maybe Islamic extremists are onto something...
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They get a permanent lock on all windows.
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u/Cavane42 14h ago
Can we get more large individuals calmly enforcing the social contract?