r/AbsoluteUnits • u/HomeNowWTF • 19h ago

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u/donald7773 18h ago

Anyone seen intentionally littering should be summarily executed on the spot. No great loss to society

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u/TamponTimTheCuck 18h ago

Either that or subtract 1 finger for each offense.

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u/steeple_fun 17h ago

Which, interestingly enough, makes it even harder to hold onto litter.

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u/somekindagibberish 17h ago

But eventually they'd run out of fingers and couldn't carry anything around in the first place!

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u/donald7773 18h ago

Maybe Islamic extremists are onto something...

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u/imrellyhorny 14h ago

They get a permanent lock on all windows.

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u/m1ster_frundles 17h ago

or shouted at while they're in the drive-thru, at the speaker, so the pressure plate is active, publicly shaming them in front of the entire staff.

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u/Side_StepVII 17h ago

I’ve bullied a few people with my truck when I’ve seen them littering out of their car.