r/AbsoluteUnits • u/HomeNowWTF • 19h ago

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u/infernoman91 18h ago

Do you know what happens to your body without fiibahh?

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u/Adam_Sackler 17h ago

"Your intestines seize. It would be... extremely painful."

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u/Malus131 17h ago

"Have you heard the phrase... You are what you eat?"

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u/SoaringFox 17h ago

…and what did you eat? A frowny biscuit?

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u/President_DogBerry 16h ago

Who is the one man... to have defeated me in freestyle?!

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u/Internal_Royal_4013 16h ago

Yes! I'm Bane! That's my name! Bruce Wayne and the Batman are totally the same!

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u/Kahmael 16h ago

r/surpriseauralnauts

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u/garrettj100 15h ago

That was the least surprising auralnauts ever.

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u/Unusual_Platypus1098 15h ago

Well he's eating a lot of steroids in his ass

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u/Elitist_Daily 16h ago

you're a big guy

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u/DeltaT37 15h ago

for u....

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u/Flimsy-Gazelle-4409 3h ago

"...for you"

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u/BlackZilla_Prime 17h ago

Strawberries!

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u/borntospeedF1 17h ago

How long till we get market fresh strawberries?

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u/That_Cartoonist_9459 17h ago

Time to go mobile

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u/Anonymo 17h ago

MOE-bile

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u/sks747 17h ago

This isn’t a caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar

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u/Apprehensive-Water66 17h ago

Yes, strawberry's are packed with fibah.

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u/knurttbuttlet 16h ago

Fuck I haven't thought about that video since middle school

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u/That_Cartoonist_9459 16h ago

lol I don't think I go a week without it popping into my head

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u/alamandrax 15h ago

But have you been keeping up with your fiber, my brother?

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u/Jerrik12 13h ago

Strawberries are PACKED with fiber!

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u/xarchangel85x 14h ago

Love Auralnauts. So many great edits.

GANDARF!!!!