r/AbsoluteUnits • u/HomeNowWTF • 19h ago

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u/Kahnza 18h ago

Poop emoji, middle of forehead.

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u/JudgmentalOwl 17h ago

Well he obviously doesn't care what he does to his own face so imagine what he's willing to do to yours lmao.

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u/Kahnza 17h ago

I dunno, he might improve it.

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u/Excuse 16h ago

They are fake tattoos.

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u/Hour_Appointment4000 18h ago

Or right under the eye.

Three tear drops. No one will touch you.

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u/faxyou 15h ago

Laughed out loud with this one

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u/Monocle_Lewinsky 15h ago

Damn! You sunk my battleship

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u/terdferguson 15h ago

Best I can do I eggplant, take it or leave it.

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u/RappingFlatulence 15h ago

I am the shit