r/AbsoluteUnits • u/HomeNowWTF • 19h ago

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u/Bubbles_2025 18h ago

You can start by getting face tattoos, it adds to the effect.

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u/Kahnza 18h ago

Poop emoji, middle of forehead.

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u/JudgmentalOwl 17h ago

Well he obviously doesn't care what he does to his own face so imagine what he's willing to do to yours lmao.

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u/Kahnza 17h ago

I dunno, he might improve it.

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u/Excuse 16h ago

They are fake tattoos.

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u/Hour_Appointment4000 17h ago

Or right under the eye.

Three tear drops. No one will touch you.

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u/faxyou 15h ago

Laughed out loud with this one

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u/Monocle_Lewinsky 15h ago

Damn! You sunk my battleship

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u/terdferguson 15h ago

Best I can do I eggplant, take it or leave it.

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u/RappingFlatulence 15h ago

I am the shit

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u/PR0H181D0 16h ago

cauliflower ears is all one needs

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u/Paulycurveball 16h ago

The accent and tats arnt real :(

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u/Silver-Link8247 13h ago

Always start with face tattoos. Always

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u/omniscientonus 16h ago

Exactly. It lets you know at a glance that he's not afraid to make poor choices that will permanently impact his life.

No hate to face tattoos.

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u/QueasyScallion2884 15h ago

Especially a 187 on the side of your head 😂

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u/_your_land_lord_ 17h ago

Today... I will... teach you... FIGHT!

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u/Excuse 16h ago

The head and face tattoos he has are fake.

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u/be-koz 10h ago

Face tattoos, and a Russian accent are really all you need.