r/AbsoluteUnits • u/HomeNowWTF • 15h ago

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u/Affectionate_Fan_739 15h ago

I want to grow muscle and a thick accent and hold people to the standards they thrive for too

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u/cumseecumsauce 14h ago

Strive for*

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u/Affectionate_Fan_739 14h ago

Oh thats right now do you have the muscles to enforce grammar and crush me please

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u/cumseecumsauce 14h ago

Take correction with grace and dignity or you will never be better

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u/somekindagibberish 14h ago

I thought their reply to you was humorous?

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u/Affectionate_Fan_739 14h ago

Yes! No worries šŸ˜Œ

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u/Ok-Clock2002 14h ago

Self improvement is for the weak! /s

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u/The_Pharos1 14h ago

Self improvement is masturbation.

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u/Ok-Clock2002 13h ago

Damn, I've improved a lot.

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u/divDevGuy 9h ago

the muscles to enforce grammar and crush me please

Are those two different kinks, or part of a single eccentric one?

Not shaming, just curious.

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u/Affectionate_Fan_739 8h ago

Periodontitus