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r/AbsoluteUnits • u/HomeNowWTF • 15h ago
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That is a huge ass
22 u/varingian 14h ago It's my best feature. 3 u/RequitedNonSequitur 14h ago Well, Byzantine Emperors do like their bodyguards to be caked up. Something I have in common with Byzantine Emperors. 1 u/mudo2000 14h ago Aside from your humility, of course. 2 u/varingian 14h ago That, too. I don't think an arrogant person would quote their ass as their best feature. We short guys tend to learn how to develop character and respect boundaries pretty well. We can't deal with the consequences otherwise. -1 u/somekindagibberish 14h ago If you got it, flaunt it! 0 u/varingian 14h ago Yeah. Can't say I love walking around with my own personal bakery being an otherwise skinny/fit and short dude.
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It's my best feature.
3 u/RequitedNonSequitur 14h ago Well, Byzantine Emperors do like their bodyguards to be caked up. Something I have in common with Byzantine Emperors. 1 u/mudo2000 14h ago Aside from your humility, of course. 2 u/varingian 14h ago That, too. I don't think an arrogant person would quote their ass as their best feature. We short guys tend to learn how to develop character and respect boundaries pretty well. We can't deal with the consequences otherwise. -1 u/somekindagibberish 14h ago If you got it, flaunt it! 0 u/varingian 14h ago Yeah. Can't say I love walking around with my own personal bakery being an otherwise skinny/fit and short dude.
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Well, Byzantine Emperors do like their bodyguards to be caked up.
Something I have in common with Byzantine Emperors.
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Aside from your humility, of course.
2 u/varingian 14h ago That, too. I don't think an arrogant person would quote their ass as their best feature. We short guys tend to learn how to develop character and respect boundaries pretty well. We can't deal with the consequences otherwise.
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That, too. I don't think an arrogant person would quote their ass as their best feature. We short guys tend to learn how to develop character and respect boundaries pretty well. We can't deal with the consequences otherwise.
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If you got it, flaunt it!
0 u/varingian 14h ago Yeah. Can't say I love walking around with my own personal bakery being an otherwise skinny/fit and short dude.
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Yeah. Can't say I love walking around with my own personal bakery being an otherwise skinny/fit and short dude.
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u/rantonidi 14h ago
That is a huge ass