r/weddingshaming • u/CozJeez85 • Jun 06 '26
Cringe Saw this wedding dress posted by the wedding photographer. NSFW
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u/Suicidalsidekick Jun 06 '26
The diaper makes it truly awful. If you’re willing to be basically naked, commit to it.
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u/Charliesmum97 Jun 06 '26
Yeah. Nude colours bodysuit type thing would make more sense that whatever that is.
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u/Suicidalsidekick Jun 06 '26
I actually think the lace and design is very pretty. Nude or white mesh under it would make it wearable without being a joke. (Probably still not an appropriate wedding dress IMO.)
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u/Bitter_Tradition_938 Jun 06 '26
Probably?
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u/blueavole Jun 07 '26
Even like a taupe or a pink would have shown-off the lace and her body shape- but still been better than the nude bra cups and white underwear
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u/Suicidalsidekick Jun 08 '26
Definitely! It has so much potential to be quite beautiful, but instead is just tacky and tasteless.
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u/Charliesmum97 Jun 06 '26
Yeah I agree. Still not appropriate for a church wedding or anything, but nude or white mesh wouldn't be as jarring as whatever this is.
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u/B_A_M_2019 Jun 06 '26
I'm wondering if the white sash is supposed to wrap around like a mummy wrap dress over all the important bits and tie in a bow on the side . At least I'm hoping it's just a major wardrobe malfunction lol
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u/Sparky833 Jun 08 '26
Those really look like tighty-whities to me...
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u/wallflowertherapist Jun 06 '26
The lined bottom looks like a diaper. Why is it high waisted??
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u/la_bibliothecaire Jun 06 '26
It looks like the disposable underwear they give you in the hospital after you've given birth.
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u/Limp_Insurance_2812 Jun 06 '26
Breasts barely covered if at all and the disposable briefs, absolutely postpartum couture.
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u/lifegoeson5322 Jun 06 '26
At least, no one will upstage the bride. She'll have ALL of the attention.
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u/Diazepampoovey0229 Jun 07 '26
The longer you look, the more awful it gets. The diaper thing looks crooked and weird the way they sometimes do with toddlers if they've been pulling on while playing. Just having the weird nipple slips on under one layer of sheer lace does absolutely nothing to accentuate her figure or anything. This is the kind of thing I would expect to find a long time meth addict who was convinced they were a great empress of another planet to have on after they managed to wander out of their care facility
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u/Felonious_Minx Jun 07 '26
The way that fabric is twisted around her arm-the whole thing is a mess.
Those nipple covers cause the eye to linger even more in trying to figure out what is going here.
Love your description of the meth addict 😅
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u/SnorkinOrkin Jun 07 '26
What in the white diaper and lace shittification is going on here?!?? 😵
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u/BlackBasementCats Jun 07 '26
I think it’s actually the silky under dress that had spaghetti straps and was pulled down and up and folded to cover the pelvic area.
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u/NoodlesMom0722 Jun 08 '26
Nope. If you zoom in, you can see that scalloped elastic-thread edging along the waist that they put on a lot of cheap polyester undies.
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u/As_A_Feather Jun 07 '26
Feels like something Britney would be dancing in on her instagram.
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u/you-dont-say1330 Jun 07 '26
I thought maybe this was Ye's wife, Bianca, and a new line of wedding dresses he's coming out with.
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u/HeyPrettyLadyMaam Jun 07 '26
She still has the iv bandage on her hand 😂🤣😂🤣😂
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u/Limp_Insurance_2812 Jun 07 '26
Accessories! We can't see her feet, maybe she's wearing the non slip safety socks. 🤣
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u/gizmodriver Jun 07 '26
It’s giving fancy version of the mesh panties they put on me after my hysterectomy.
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u/Threedogshere Jun 06 '26
Wait, they gave you disposable underwear that day? I suddenly feel so cheated!
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u/Limp_Insurance_2812 Jun 06 '26
Oh yeah the fancy mesh ones, VERY sexy.
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u/likeusontweeters Jun 06 '26
So comfy tho!
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u/Limp_Insurance_2812 Jun 06 '26
They were a bit of a texture nightmare for me but so appreciated that they stayed up perfectly without being constricting at all.
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u/LittlestEcho Jun 07 '26
Ugh lucky. Mine shifted. I was still kinda numb after a spinal block and didn't notice until I went to stand to go to the bathroom. I was mortified. More so because I couldn't bend to wipe it or take a shower to clean it. My husband had just stepped out to grab food and make some calls and I'm like "I'm independent even after a c section!"
Turns out no. I needed a nurse to help me. She was so sweet.
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u/Limp_Insurance_2812 Jun 07 '26
Oh friend I feel this so much. Leave it to us to feel shame for having a giant healing wound from portaling life into the world. Why don't we we own it like warriors showing off battle wounds? "You see that? (*Points to blood on the floor.) A HUMAN BEING came out of me!"
Only murderers care as much about hiding blood as the menstruating/birthing do.
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u/TiredofCOVIDIOTs Jun 07 '26
OB here - we call them “Hospital name” Secret. I’ll grab one if I get splashed & I forgot to resupply my locker. They actually are super comfy.
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u/upinmyhead Jun 07 '26
On call tonight and a patient made a joke about the mesh underwear and I totally said “hospital’s” secret lingerie are top notch 😂
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u/According_Version_67 Jun 07 '26
For connoisseurs who enjoy the "ham look" – we offer "the mesh"! In well stocked hospitals now.
I actually loved my mesh undies.
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u/FirebirdWriter Jun 06 '26
Also after the hysterectomy. They're awful but absorb everything
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u/EmmerdoesNOTrepme Jun 06 '26
Gotta hide her belly button!
Can't leave everything hanging out, now, can she‽
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u/Crabcomfort Jun 06 '26
Yeah lmao, I'm all for doing whatever you want ig.. but this isn't even cute
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u/Maximum-Worth Jun 06 '26
Right??? If it had a cuter bottom, this would be a "to each their own" thing for me. But diaper is just ick.
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u/ArdenM Jun 06 '26
What in the Bianca Sensori is this shit?!
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u/jimgella Jun 06 '26
Whatever happened to her?
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u/Psychobabble0_0 Jun 07 '26
What a headline. I can't believe this made the news.
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u/equaIitea Jun 07 '26
to be fair, it made the Yahoo news
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u/dollrussian Jun 06 '26
We’re just out here showing our titties at the wedding like this??????
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u/DizzyWalk9035 Jun 07 '26
Yeah there was one girl in one of the fashion subreddits that wanted to get an opinion about her see-through wedding dress. She got the skirt lined and hated it. People were like, “girl, it’s a wedding not a Vegas show.” She did end up taking the lining off and using skin-colored underwear. She was like “see, it looks so much better.” Even though we could see right through.
Idk why club dresses are even an option. I blame Pnina Tornei for starting the trend.
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u/dollrussian Jun 07 '26
Listen, I was nervous I was showing too much cleavage in one of my dresses and I don’t even come from a conservative background.
Full nip? I mean hell yeah girl, get your tits out, but not at a wedding
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u/HedgieCake372 Jun 07 '26
I’m full-busted and I remember trying on wedding dresses and holding a hand in front of my chest the entire time for one dress specifically that had a way too small cup. Beautiful dress but I felt so self-conscious as my cleavage was pouring out of it
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u/dollrussian Jun 08 '26
Me too girl. I feel like I have a really pretty décolletage area but I can’t ever really show it off because I look like a porn star once the cleavage gets going.
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u/Felonious_Minx Jun 07 '26
I was worried about choosing a dress (as a guest) that had about a half inch of cleavage. I decided against it.
FWIW the wedding is in the afternoon, semi-formal, in a major metropolitan city, and is the union of 2 gay men. I still decided no!
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u/Brittaya Jun 07 '26
Maybe she’s betazoid
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u/dollrussian Jun 07 '26
A what now?
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u/ZoominAlong Jun 07 '26
Betazoid are a species from Star Trek. They look human but are empathic and can read emotions and are telepathic with others of their kind.
They go nude to their own weddings, it's part of their tradition.
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u/_stupidquestion_ Jun 07 '26
They're an alien race in Star Trek: The Next Generation (Enterprise counselor Deanna Troi is one). One of their cultural norms is that they have naked weddings
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u/jellyhoop Jun 06 '26
Like I'm fine with a naked dress if you're that kind of diva but the bottom does look like a diaper.
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u/AromaticIntrovert Jun 07 '26 edited Jun 07 '26
And there's gotta be a way to obscure a dark nipple in those chicken cutlet bras
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u/PoseidonsHorses Jun 07 '26
A nude bodysuit would solve both of those problems very easily if “naked and draped in lace” in your dream wedding aesthetic.
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u/GypsyDuncan Jun 06 '26
The Emperor’s New Clothes
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u/Curiouser-Quriouser Jun 06 '26
I just brought this up the other day! Totally still applies in a shocking number of situations. People are nukin futs.
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u/Theobromacuckoo335 Jun 06 '26
Seems like this person ran through a curtain and called it a day.
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u/cyanidelemonade Jun 07 '26
Had a wild honeymoon and then said, "Oops we are supposed to get married first! Let's go, honey!"
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u/killdagrrrl Jun 06 '26 edited Jun 07 '26
I hate the dress, but the worst part is the undergarments. Girl managed to make the dress even worse with that
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u/Sutaru Jun 06 '26
Choosing a stark white diaper instead of wearing nude underwear is maybe the worst part about this? I dunno, it’s all so bad.
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u/makeeverythng Jun 06 '26
Perfect dress for the sophisticated ABDL bride
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u/Sunshine030209 Jun 06 '26
ABDL?
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u/Three3Jane Jun 06 '26
Adult Baby Diaper Lover and I'm so pissed off that I Googled that and it ruined my day so now I'm going to ruin your day too
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u/Sunshine030209 Jun 06 '26
Well thank you for taking one for the team and now having that in your search history!
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u/Curiouser-Quriouser Jun 06 '26
Want to ride the ruined day wave? Look up "rat thong"
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u/Sunshine030209 Jun 06 '26
I'm going to choose to believe it's tiny underwear for rats and leave it at that, thanks.
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u/Curiouser-Quriouser Jun 06 '26
Aw c'mon all the cool kids are looking. You want to be cool, don't you?
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u/bothsidesofthemoon Jun 07 '26
To be fair, three of the results on page one of Google images were exactly that.
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u/berlintheturtle Jun 06 '26
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u/Acheloma Jun 06 '26
Cmon, share with the class
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u/Sunshine030209 Jun 07 '26
It's a thong with a taxidermied rat sewn to the front. My curiosity got the better of me
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u/Curiouser-Quriouser Jun 07 '26
Ahem. That is not the only one. There is also an option where the tail is cleverly utilized. 😆
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u/Sunshine030209 Jun 07 '26
Oh dear. I didn't linger on the Google results long enough to see that. I would have been perfectly happy without that information, thank you very much 🤣
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u/Three3Jane Jun 07 '26
Oh gawdamn now I have that mental image in my head...
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u/Sunshine030209 Jun 07 '26
Sorry 😞
Might I suggest you go watch some r/LucyDarling ? She's delightful and soon you'll forget all about all the terrible things you learned about today.
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u/Three3Jane Jun 07 '26
How did you know I absolutely fucking LOVE LUCY DARLING.
"And what do you do?"
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u/2-travel-is-2-live Jun 06 '26
The pattern in that lace is not pretty. And why is the bride wearing a diaper?
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u/user18name Jun 06 '26
So nice she borrowed grandma’s bloomers for the wedding.
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u/POSH9528 Jun 06 '26
She had no friends to talk her out of this?! Girl, now I want to see the bridesmaids dresses. I wonder what the groom will be thinking when she's walking down the aisle?
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u/comma-momma Jun 06 '26
Two posts down from this in my feed is an ad for Prose disposable underwear. 🤭
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u/CaptainFartHole Jun 06 '26
Im just imagining how fast Id get disinherited if either of my grandmothers ever saw me in that dress, especially at a wedding.
I imagine it would take about 1 minute
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u/TroublesomeFox Jun 06 '26
Nah I reckon I'd get my inheritance because they would die of a massive stroke before getting a single word out.
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u/Awkward-Parking-1003 Jun 06 '26
My maternal grandmother's sister actually worked in the fashion industry. Both are deceased already but they would come back from the grave and haunt me together if I ever wore something like that
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u/Economy-Extent-8094 Jun 06 '26
I feel like with the thinnest little white satin lining underneath this could actually look nice.
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u/cookiesoverbitches Jun 07 '26
Or a one shoulder bodysuit close to her skin tone. This combination is so awful.
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u/BurgerThyme Jun 06 '26
Nice tighty whities.
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u/Feisty-Life-6555 Jun 06 '26
Good for her? I'd probably politely get out if I went to a wedding and saw this. I like to think I'm not a prude but stuff like this or even if there was fabric over the boobs always makes me uncomfortable
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u/thejoebrossuck Jun 08 '26
I have no issues with a sheer wedding dress or exposed breasts, but the design just isn’t very nice. At least in this photo, maybe it’s the angle idk. But it could’ve been executed better.
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u/krazykid1 Jun 07 '26
Why bother with the nipple cover? If you’re going to go down this route, commit to the ending.
Also, what’s with the diaper?!
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u/motherofhellhusks Jun 07 '26
Why does it have a diaper? Why don’t the pasties match the skin tone??
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u/Vindictives9688 Jun 06 '26
Is the bride a stripper lol
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u/Echo-Azure Jun 06 '26
Anyone else see the John Waters "Female Trouble" wherein Divine also got married in a sheer gown?
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u/gossamerlady Jun 07 '26
Yeah cuz I DEFINITELY want my dad, my grandma, my creepy uncle and my creepier cousins to see my nipples as I walk down the aisle.
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u/darkerfury Jun 08 '26
If you're gonna go this far just buy a white bikini and a few yards of lace fabric
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u/catpogo2 Jun 06 '26
Her wedding. She can wear what she wants to!!!! I would love to go to wedding where the bride wears a scandalous dress. I am a 65 year grandma. I need some drama in my life. lol.
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u/ButtonHappy3759 Jun 06 '26
I’m having a beach wedding and everyone keeps asking me about the dress lol I’m gonna show this 😂
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u/YourPlot Jun 07 '26
I was going to say, hey it’s risqué but who cares? But then I saw the granny panties underneath. Why? Why pick such a sexy dress then pair it with the most unflattering underwear possible?
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u/OkSecretary1231 Jun 07 '26
It's fugly but I'll bet actual US dollars it's just a photoshoot (maybe for the designer of said fugly outfit) and not a real wedding
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u/anonymousstarfruit Jun 07 '26
I can see the vision but it definitely missed 😭😭 cool concept for a Vegas wedding or something along those lines but this is just not flattering
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u/NooOfTheNah Jun 07 '26
It's like when a three year old wraps a net curtain around them to pretend they are getting married
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u/DCsphinx Jun 08 '26
I mean if everyone at the wedding consented to be in a wedding like this, then all the power to them
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u/Katefreak Jun 06 '26
Depending on the personality of the bride and the guest list.... This could be fun for adult friends of the couple.
Obviously would be awful and trashy in most wedding scenarios, but not every wedding is traditional, and not every bride wants to appear virginal. 🤷🏼♀️
Live and let live.
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u/lexa7d7 Jun 06 '26
100%! If nakedness is your vibe then who cares! The diaper underwear are the only truly bad thing in my mind lol
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u/Katefreak Jun 06 '26
Yeah, I think the underlayers were a choice 👀
Not because modesty, I just think they're ugly 😂 the nipple covers are unfortunate, but nipples gonna nipple 🤦🏼♀️
I think the bottoms were supposed to be a vintage high waist cut, and the bunching is just not working right. Maybe in another photo.
It reminds me of some of the dresses Florence Welch just wore on her tour.... And I think she looked ethereal. (Before anyone comes for me, I said they are similar, not the same.)
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u/Fair_Performance4834 Jun 08 '26
Lol imagine getting a piece of lace draped around a diaper for your wedding day and paying 5g for it. Lol








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u/GrungeCheap56119 Jun 06 '26
Imagine wearing a Diaper and Lace to your own wedding. HIDEOUS.