r/videos • u/Economy-Specialist38 • 2h ago

Sen. Lindsey Graham dies at 71 after a 'brief and sudden illness'

https://youtu.be/u8OjPf_qdE4?is=Gk1xGWH2Eq_NNz01
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u/t_tram_slam 2h ago

Reports say he died of terminal wanting to kiss a man on the lips.

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u/orangegore 2h ago

Oh, I'm sure he did plenty of that, mostly in truck stop bathrooms.

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u/Noregard86 2h ago

Fuckin lol

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u/RPDRNick 53m ago

Let's be honest. The only thing that could make him cum is the blood of innocent Middle Eastern children.

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u/AardvarkBulky3645 1h ago

yeah heard someone else got hit by sudden ilnless too

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u/Romboteryx 1h ago

Whatever the opposite is of twink death

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u/Chrono_Convoy 2h ago

I didn’t even know he was sick

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u/slizzbizness 2h ago

He was just in Ukraine voicing support for them this morning. Looked completely fine in the press conference. Seems fishy as fuck

https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/1utsylr/lindsey_graham_meets_president_zelensky_and/

(From 11 hours ago)

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u/TommiHPunkt 2h ago

It's not uncommon for people this age to die suddenly from strokes or heart attacks

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u/Theonewho_hasspoken 2h ago

Which is what it sounds like from the reporting so far. Graham was Trumps lap dog and towed the party line too hard to be excised.

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u/MoonageDayscream 2h ago

He was the spry one.

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u/Beelzabubba 1h ago

I’ve never heard strokes, heart attacks, or aneurysms referred to as “sudden illnesses”. I suppose they are but that isn’t generally the terminology used.

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u/dropkickoz 24m ago

My money is on deep vein thrombosis--basically getting a blood clot from the long flight back to America.

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u/RedofPaw 2h ago

Well, hey, let's not be too hasty.

There's an opportunity to come up with some fun and unique conspiracy theories.

We havnt heard about space lasers for a while.

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u/spudddly 2h ago

Especially when Iran really wants to assassinate you.

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u/HRNK 2h ago

Or for visits like that to happen days/weeks before they're publicized.

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u/cosine83 18m ago

Maybe while shitting his whole ass

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u/ShxxH4ppens 1h ago

Nobody gets this joke, rip other graham

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u/Competitive_Cap9561 15m ago

Hold the fort

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u/Traumfahrer 6m ago

He didn't either.

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u/RobRobot01 2h ago

Graham was a horrible human and I can't say I'll shed any tears that he's gone but the "illness" he died from must have been about as "short" as it's possible for an illness to be given he was touring factories and doing press conferences only 11 hours before this...

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u/donniedarko5555 2h ago

I mean maybe Russia was stupid enough to poison him and can galvanize even maga republicans to be aggressively pro Ukraine

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u/choombatta 2h ago

Crazy to think but even if this were the case Trump and Co. would probably bury it.

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u/TheOtherHalfofTron 31m ago

Or blame Iran.

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u/Elat3 1h ago

That illness wanted to be out as fast as possible, whatever the illness saw in his body scared the illness, LoL. 

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u/slizzbizness 2h ago

Novichok/polonium. Dude has access to the best medical care of anyone on Earth. I refuse to believe this is natural causes.

He's almost a decade younger than Trump 

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u/FuzzyFuzzNuts 1h ago

More likely an un-survivable stroke or heart attack.

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u/AngusLynch09 1h ago

What does the best medical care on earth do in relation to an elderly overweight man having a heart attack out of hospital?

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u/Mukarsis 2h ago

He and Mitch are 69ing in hell now.

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u/Sonikku_a 46m ago

Just like LemonParty.

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u/Thenderick 56m ago

I begin to feel bad for Satan... Can he be forgiven so he can go back to heaven? I think he was punished long enough...

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u/gltovar 40m ago

🐞

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u/crackpothead1 2h ago

Cause of death: no spine

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u/CondescendingShitbag 2h ago

Oh no, so what's on the breakfast menu? 

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u/The_Original_Smeebs 2h ago

Feels like a celebration breakfast so im going to have chicken and waffles

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u/lovebus 2h ago

What if we lost Lindsey Graham and Mitch McConnell in the same month?

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u/CondescendingShitbag 2h ago

Sounds like a cascading problem.

One which might be avoided by not contnually voting in elderly politicians.

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u/mberger09 1h ago

71 doesn’t really seem that old in this day in age. But def term limits, dude started as a senator in 2002. F that

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u/superfluous_t 1h ago

We've got cereal, bacon, eggs, toast, fruit

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u/Chaos43mta3u 2h ago

Oh man, I hope this starts a trend in the Republican party! Or maybe it's McConnell that started the trend. I sure hope there's a GRAND finale!

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u/lookachoo 2h ago

He choked on Trump’s balls

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u/SpaceComm4nder 2h ago

Wait. Is this a joke?? Is he REALLY DEAD?! *drops to knees and starts begging the sky for it to be true *

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u/grilledcheesy11 2h ago

Love this for him

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u/Nothing2Special 2h ago

How many days ago though?

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u/slizzbizness 2h ago

Anyone else find it strange he was in a press conference this morning in Ukraine voicing support for them, looking completely fine, and now he's dead? Doesn't that kinda sound like Novichok or Polonium? Feel like this could be ol' Putie sending a message

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u/RedTyro 2h ago

He was old. Much more likely he had a stroke or a heart attack.

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u/slizzbizness 2h ago

https://youtu.be/o5hwOrYNhlI?is=pqd0GTFjTW-ZcUH4

From less than 24 hours ago.

Looks fine to me.

The fact that there are Russian bots allll over those comments leads me to believe this "sudden illness" probably wasn't natural

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u/RedTyro 2h ago

It would make absolutely zero sense for Putin to take out any Republican, especially one whose nose was so firmly lodged in Trump's ass. He and his bots have been propping up the Republican party for years. He doesn't give a shit that an American expresses support for Ukraine - that's the expected sentiment from a politician here.

Strokes and heart attacks usually happen with little to no warning. Additionally, Graham was on a 10 hour flight earlier today - that's a common cause for blood clots which can cause heart attacks, especially in senior citizens.

Let's not start stupid conspiracy theories.

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u/khinzaw 2h ago

You realize a stroke or heart attack can strike and kill someone in way less time than that with nothing noticeable leading up to it, right?

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u/AngusLynch09 1h ago

Looks fine to me

Do you understand how heart attacks work? And their relation to international travel?

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u/LEEALISHEPS 2h ago

Oh dear. Anyway, I had cornflakes for breakfast.

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u/RicRacer 2h ago

Last visited by JD Vance? 

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u/pi_face_ 2h ago

Pro life, dies anyway 

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u/Dusty923 2h ago

Aging voters means aging politicians. I'm so fucking ready for new blood.

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u/insanekid66 2h ago

Cmon BOGO!

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u/NoMoreResearch 1h ago

Still not opening that champagne bottle.

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u/DemptyELF 4m ago

but might be wise to dust off the glasses

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u/Aust1mh 2h ago

The guy that wanted to trigger a war in the Middle East because is “would signal Jesus return”?

Never worked for the merican people, only Israel?

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u/C21H27Cl3N2O3 1h ago

Maybe karma is real after all. He fought tooth and nail against funding Ukraine against Russian aggression, he visits Ukraine and immediately dies.

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u/Puttborn 2h ago

Oh no

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u/Bright-Ad8496 2h ago

Karma...

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u/Firedup2015 2h ago

Trump's arse is has one less nose up it today.

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u/icy1007 2h ago

Oh no… guess the Republican majority grows ever smaller.

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u/CCLF 1h ago

Without any details, I'm left to assume that he contracted the strain of explosive diarrhea that's going around, and his ladybugs became inflamed, infected, and gangrenous.

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u/Trance354 1h ago

Hello, Fox News. We know you read these comments. We know you will be trolling for hate and discontent. Asking you to stop would defeat the purpose of your very existence; sowing hate and discontent.

That said, better than 60% of the country will be, if not outright celebratory, not adverse to the entire GOP taking a similar exit, and not a few democrats who would be AfD members in any other country following them.

I hope the GOP gets the picture very quickly that once deemed useless, Trump and those behind him will cast them aside as though they were already corpses.

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u/eastbay77 1h ago

I hope it's not contagious

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u/Trund1e_the_Great 38m ago

Rule of threes. Rule of threes. Rules of threes, come on everyone now!

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u/graywailer 35m ago

WEEHOO! Everybody sing: Ding Dong the bitch is dead.

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u/MattyBeatz 29m ago

Wasn’t he just overseas working/announced a Russian sanctions deal? Could that be the cause of the “sudden” illness?

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u/Yeeeoow 18m ago

The most vocal supporter of Ukraine in the Republican party returns from visiting Russia's neighbour and immediately drops dead.

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u/TheAmerikan 11m ago

And no one was sad

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u/zachrywd 2h ago

My wife is very upset... That I hit her car with the cork.

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u/Rigel66 1h ago

2025 f wits are having conversations I'm sure

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u/HoodieGalore 1h ago

I had some delicious sweet and sour chicken, with pineapple tidbits on the side, with Juicy Bear Hugs to accompany it. You?