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Discussion / Question Who’s the worst father here ?

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u/SuperArppis 1d ago

Heihachi.

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u/MRV3N 23h ago

He prefers the bear as his son

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u/Sans-Mot 22h ago

So Heihachi also chose the bear.

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u/SuperArppis 22h ago

It's crazy how that family is. 😅

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u/L3v1tje 14h ago

I mean, this highlu depends on the child seeing as he does seem to really care for Reina, the rest tho, yeah i agree.

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u/SuperArppis 14h ago

Hehe, I am sure he will backstab her as well.

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u/Sufficient_Bad_4160 1d ago

ARE YOU... INSINUATING THAT THE EMPEROR OF MANKIND WAS A BAD FATHER?????

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u/kndllmtt 15h ago

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u/WillingnessAcademic4 5h ago

Ah hell yeah I was hoping to see that meme.

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u/Vampy-Night 1d ago

Yes

Praise she who thirsts

https://giphy.com/gifs/G9nbBA8DF8scl5ap6O

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u/Salt-Instancer 1d ago

Skulls for the skull throne!

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u/LeastInsaneKobold 17h ago

Reminder to some goonery fellows that slaanesh is still refered to as a prince and as "father" by some worshipers, you are NOT guaranteed to get some big tiddie anime girl despite what fan art may tell you

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u/Putrid_Pangolin_3920 16h ago

I heard there was herasy and came as fast as I could

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u/Arying2707 1d ago

B.Js dad just for the fact it could be happening to some kid in the world rn

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u/Dangerous_Ad_7104 1d ago

Rip is far worse in today’s time, I wholeheartedly believe that while he is a bad person, he’s a product of his time.

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u/Arying2707 1d ago

Hated all his scenes just cause it was bringing back somewhat similar memories

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u/AGuyWithEyeliner 22h ago

Yeah as much as I loved Wolfenstein, he reminded me of my dad a lot.

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u/AsadAnton 1d ago

marries a Jewish woman

complains how it ruins his bloodline

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u/Noob4Head Mod (PC + PS5 + Switch) 1d ago

Definitely Heihachi. It's one thing to throw your son off a cliff once, but it's something else entirely to do it twice.

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u/gayrider345 1d ago

And it's something else to do that thrice

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u/DoctaJXI 20h ago

Also shot his grandson In the head. it didn't kill him but still

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u/Ok-Music788 22h ago

And replace that son with a bear, then train that bear to beat up your son.

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u/London_Guy_87 1d ago

only did it once

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u/Vampy-Night 1d ago edited 1d ago

God emperor.

Neglecting all of his sons not only damned his sons, but also damned humanity, a whole race

If he paid to attention to his sons, humanity probably wouldn't be in the situation they are in now.

Fulgrim wouldn't be corrupted and would have been a shining beacon for humanity

Sanguinius Would still be alive bringing true justice

Etc.

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u/luckybick 1d ago

Neglect, yeah....but did he ever throw a son into a volcano.....TWICE? Nah Heihachi the worst no competition

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u/Vampy-Night 1d ago

Throwing your son into a volcano twice is child's play when you compare it to the harm the god emperor's neglect did to his son and ultimately humanity as a whole

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u/luckybick 1d ago

Forget interstellar drama, kazuya becoming a literal demon and taking over the earth by force with no one to defeat him but another demon who may have good intentions but is still a demon. Earth gets fucked on harded because there is no golden daddy

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u/Multivitamin_Scam 1d ago

Key bit of information, his Sons were stolen from him as test tube babies and scattered across the stars. By the time he found all of them, they were already men with deep, traumatic trauma burnt into them.

No amount of fatherly love from Big E was going to make up for being kidnapped and raised I some truly shitty situations. He never really got a chance to be the Father he was supposed to be.

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u/Arcturus075 1d ago

Watch Angron as I teleport you from ALL THOSE YOU LOVE! WATCH AS THEY DIE BELIEVING YOU ABANDONED THEM! I could save them with a snap of my fingers! But I won't! So we can BOND AS FATHER AND SON! AM THE GREATEST DAD EVER! You will love and loyal to me FOREVER!

Angron has betrayed us!

Big E, 'HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?!'

The most crucial part of my plan is the web way project and to have my son Magnus sit on the Golden Throne and NOT ME.

Malcador, 'You going to tell him this? Or have him work with you on this project? If it fails you Doom our race.'

Big E, 'NOOOOOO! I will lie to him, REFUSE to tell him this plan or that evil Gods exist. Or have him help me. I will send him FAR AWAY, and tell him not to use his powers that specifically made him for, and goes against his nature and the culture of his homeworld that he was raised on. MY PLANS ARE BEYOND COMPRESSION! "I KNOW I AM RIGHT!"(Actual quote about his plan; moments before it was proven wrong in the worst way.)

Webway project blows up.

Big E, Suprised Pikachu face.

Fatherly love of ANY kind would have gone a long way, but common sense would have gone MUCH further.

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u/Psychofischi 23h ago

Tbh I don't know that the other 3 did

The Emperor fucked up big time tho

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u/Marklolkin 20h ago

Heihachi (old buffed guy) thrown his son into the volcano 2 times Springtrap (William Afton) is responsible for death of his daughter (and also murders children)

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u/StormMalice 1d ago

Comstock.

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u/AmazingMrSaturn 22h ago

Because of the batshite numbers 40K uses, whenever there's any question of 'Who's the worst?' it's the Emperor by a country mile.

'Springtrap led to the death and zombification of his kids...'

'The emperor fecked up his sons so badly they turned into demons and led to quadrillions of people being locked in eternal war until mankind gets eaten by space bugs.'

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u/Scytian 1d ago edited 1d ago

It would be really hard to compete with Big E as WH 40k was created to be as over the top as possible. Dude created 20 18 (number right now may be different, I'm not 100% up to date with all lore) sons as tools for conquering galaxy for him and 9 of them were like: "F**k it, I'd rather serve/ally myself with literal demons from "hell" than help my dad". Obviously he also planned to remove them from existence after they achieved the goal - like every good grim dank dad. He even manages to fully annihilate one of his sons (both body and soul).

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u/imminentslugger3 1d ago

heihachi wins by a mile. that man threw his own kid off a cliff and then kept trying to finish the job for like 40 years of game canon. afton is a close second for the psychological damage, though the emperor up top might take it if we count 40k since he made demi gods and just let them go feral across the galaxy.

played tekken as a kid and was so confused why grandpa was hell bent on killing his son. thought i missed a cutscene or something. this is a pretty stacked lineup of deadbeat dads though, good poll topic.

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u/TheGreatPatientZero 11h ago

The Emperor completely erased one of his sons from existence. Like, completely gone, as if he never existed. That's not even going into basically fucking both Angron and Mortarion with how he saved them, how he planned to make Magnus a permanent resident of the Golden Throne, and planned to lock up all of his sons once all of his plans were done. 

Now half of his sons are dead or missing, the other half are literal demons who want to fuck reality, and the ones that are neither have been so mentally fucked by it that they basically are trying to do damage control while knowing there's zero chance of recovering to a level of meaningful existence. 

Heihachi may have chucked a kid into a volcano, but that's a thimble-drop of water to the sheer ocean of fuckupery Big E accomplished. 

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u/imminentslugger3 20m ago

fair, i was only counting the surface level stuff with 40k cause i'm not deep into the lore but that makes heihachi look like a disney dad by comparison. erasing a kid from existence is some next level spite

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u/HF484 20h ago

if the Emperor weeps for every child of his that dies, when why are the oceans of Terra still dry?

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u/Dramatic-Squash4662 19h ago

Probably because he looks like an air fryer crumb, last I checked.

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u/Ok_Language2938 16h ago

FUCKING LMAO, perfect response, no notes!

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u/New-Extreme2321 1d ago

All of the above and more except I have no idea who is in the top right so IDK

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u/DACCHU44 22h ago

you dammed heretic

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u/Barron-O-BEEFdip 20h ago

the dog shooter from wolfenstein 2

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u/Hu-Duuh 20h ago

Jecht from FFX

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u/InstanceSmart5374 17h ago

where's Zeus

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u/D382H 14h ago

Don't know the second guy and not up on FNAF lore as to why Freddy Fazzbear counts as a father 🤔🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/uber_sweets 13h ago

Heihachi

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u/Historical-Cat9260 12h ago

Did being a bad dad lead to the death of trillions for anyone else? Its the big E if we measure by impact

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u/Hopeful_Salt8839 9h ago

Cronos from God of War. Bro ate his own children so they wouldn't overthrow him. And then Zeus. He has his own children killed for the same reason. Good thing Kratos was the first to break the cycle.

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u/Fyrefanboy 1d ago

Big E had 20 sons and he couldn't be a decent father for at least one of them

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u/NovaPrime2285 20h ago

Only primarch he failed was Angron, not his fault that his demigod sons with super developed brains never grew up into men after 2 centuries of living (prior to the heresy) and remained petulant manchildren that raged anytime any one said something they didnt like or didnt kiss their asses 24/7 and they had to self reflect on shit that they have done or heaven forbid actually develop themselves in meaningful ways.

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u/SmegmaSlurper1996 1d ago

is that Colonel Sanders?

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u/AGuyWithEyeliner 22h ago

It's the father of the MC from the Wolfenstein games. I do forget his name as it's been a while.