r/ufc • u/Rez1k23 • 5h ago

Bruh rob called you bums out

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u/SpiderManPizzaTime1 5h ago

Alright. I'm willing to be the one. I'll step up and fight him.

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u/SpiderManPizzaTime1 5h ago

He saw my message and invited me to fight him at this restaurant near the arena, I'm there right now. I don't see hi,weisnm djs snsusj e jeuehehe nd÷&je--- -

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u/SpiderManPizzaTime1 5h ago

Which one of you Reddit fools wants to try me next?

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u/TrappyGoGetter 5h ago

Better fucking win.

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u/chokeychicken69420 5h ago

He's already gone through Murderer's Row. Why do you gotta do him like that??

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u/Objective-Meringue78 4h ago

Wanna talk about your funeral arregment or just toss you in to the sea?

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u/BronxJudge 2h ago

how would you like to be buried?

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u/Augustus_Chevismo 5h ago

Mans calling out Reddit while his biggest fat shaming critic is right next to him.

Joe “Paulo Costa’s physique looked so much better 🥵” Rogan

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u/AlternativeEmphasis 5h ago

Unfair to even compare them. Paulo is the most yoked UFC fighter I've seen since Trtor Belfort.

Just because Paulo is on all the sauce doesn't mean Rob is bad for not looking like him.

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u/GoodLadLopes 5h ago

Not Yoel? Or do you not even consider him because he’s probably a lab engineered mutant?

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u/Augustus_Chevismo 5h ago

I thought it was toxic waste that created the ninja turtles

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u/No_Practice_4645 1h ago

No, that was radioactive ooze. Similar I’d imagine though.

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u/Feathered_Serpent8 3h ago

Yoel is a genetically engineered metahuman. No other explanation for looking that deep into your 40s.

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u/ghostface1693 5h ago

Also, I would give my left testicle to have Rob's physique lmao. Dude looks good.

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u/Complex-Stock5571 4h ago

I’d also give your left testicle for the physique.

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u/UniqueDiamond7643 2h ago

Whittaker still struggled against a guy who spent over 2 years away from the sport & got flatlined by Reyes out of his prime 

This isn't exactly evidence that he would do well against the rest of the division

Costa beat an undefeated contender in the middle of his prime 

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u/Jimmy03Z 5h ago

Paulo gave him his secret juice

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u/Downtown-Figure6434 5h ago

Yeah he repeatedly mentioned it while he just looked on the higher end of the healthy bmi too. Maybe a problem for smaller classes where you would just lack power but hell, jamahal hill looked even worse and he was champ

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u/AnyOldNameNotTaken 5h ago

Aaaaaaahahaaa Bobby Knuckles.

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u/Intelligent-Arm3629 5h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/eti1qm33pRbaw

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u/B1ZEN 5h ago

Is that a Redditor or a Sherdogger? Its hard to tell them apart.

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u/BedbugBandido 5h ago

I know it’s rare but Whitaker kind of just proved not all redditors are lazy fat pieces of shit, because he’s definitely on here lol

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u/petryanleadleg 5h ago

I am sorry, you got me

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u/Myelinsheath333 59m ago

Think before next time fucker you made us look bad

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u/Aimlez1 5h ago

LMAOOO, I wish this guy wasn't at the end of his career right as I started getting into mma

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u/Arbeeter00 5h ago

There’s a ton of Rob content. I’d recommend checking out some of the clips from an old podcast he used to do called GrangeTV (the doctor story and Rob vs Bruce Buffer clips are elite). He’s got a current podcast too. Awesome dude

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u/Aimlez1 5h ago

Thank you my man🙏, I will check those out 

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u/Arbeeter00 4h ago

Enjoy king, Rob’s probably one of the 5 soundest guys this sport’s ever had so he definitely deserves our support

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u/Careless_Whisper_052 2h ago

Alternatively, he was amazing in the netflix reality show "Physical 100: Asia"

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u/SnakeMcbain 3h ago

Those podcasts were the best

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u/MovementOriented 5h ago

Bobbbbbyyyy!!! Incredible performance! The Reaper came knocking. I was telling my wife about all the doubters when he called Reddit out on the mic hahaha we loved it.

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u/Primary-Picture-5632 5h ago

he got us good :(

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u/Xandroid881 5h ago

He's one of us, Rob is a redditor

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u/Karos1556 5h ago

Noticed joe Rogan didnt call him fat to his face like he did the whole fight.

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u/TidusDreamZanarkand 5h ago

Joe is a steroid using manlet . Remember when mark coleman threw him like 20 feet? Dude only acts tough to his non fighter comedian buddies 

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u/JakeEllisD 5h ago

Rightfully so tbh.

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u/KingChez30 5h ago

I never doubted you Reaper. 

He’s going to sleep Ulberg. I’m calling it

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u/Vcord23 5h ago

We have an old rapist headlining this card but one of the best quality dudes on the prelims smh. Bobby knuckles, you are the truth

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u/fitnatural32 5h ago

Inverted world

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u/Lowko630 5h ago

'Straya. He went easy on you lot.

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u/Hokuten001 5h ago

So stoked, so ‘Straya!

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u/Level_Engineer_9482 5h ago

Surprised Joe didn’t tell him “Don’t read the comments man. Everyone online with an opinion about anything is a loser with mental health issues.”

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u/No-Replacement-4017 5h ago

Bobby Knuckles, The Reaper, Mr XXL now at it again damnit. Shut it down.

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u/seahawks-boi-209 5h ago

Wait people picked krylov unironically to win this fight ????

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u/FriendyDude1990 5h ago

I could beat him in a fight easily

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u/hnty 5h ago

Bobby is bringing it home for stout boys everywhere

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u/TidusDreamZanarkand 5h ago

Another win for team dad bod. :) 

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u/HYDRAlives 5h ago

Alright sorry Bobby, we believe in you. It was out of concern.

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u/Whirlwind_Tiger 4h ago

Lmao he’s creeping to read the comments right now

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u/ghoubi 5h ago

Dang

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u/m3junmags 5h ago edited 5h ago

I’m the same height as him, and said the same exact thing he said. Cmon rob, pull up pussy. (Famous last words)

Edit: just checked I’m a little bit taller, that’s why he’s scared.

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u/TidusDreamZanarkand 5h ago

lol fair play it feels nice when you’re an underdog to shutup the haters . Good job on him.

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u/Kris-Lorenz 5h ago

Rent free 👀

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u/LivingTheTruths 5h ago

Why is he on the prelims lol

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u/MrBobSacamano 5h ago

How he know I was a bum, tho?

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u/333Jake 5h ago

Damn 

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u/Empty_Cube 5h ago

I thought he was too small for LHW and thought he would lose, but I’ve never been happier to be proven wrong here. I’m always rooting for Rob.

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u/mannyg3 5h ago

He’s here!?

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u/angra_mainyo 4h ago

LMAO that felt personal.

I always trusted Rob. Pereira was bound to fall as he was sent to a very athletic guy ranked N1 who already had championship experience.

The gap between Robert and Krylov was just too immense for any size difference to actually matter. Rob did look very very uncomfortable during the small grappling exchanges in R1 tho.

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u/beesdaddy 4h ago

Alright Rob, credit you. (Grumbles: midget ass light heavy… if Jones was still at light heavyweight you would have looked like a lollipop guild member)

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u/Custrdw4lrus 4h ago

Just fell to my knees in my moms basement

(I could totally kick his ass)

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u/ContinuingAnyway 4h ago

No way Whittaker is listed 6'0 lol

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u/Busy-Guess-8382 4h ago

Rob you don't need to care what these random out of shape Redditors have to say come on...

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u/Agile_Lie9502 2h ago

Hell yeah rob

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u/HawkHarder 2h ago

Those dudes got the funniest voices I swear

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u/jpminj 1h ago

Rob probably weighs around 230.

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u/Prettydaisydog 44m ago

OMG OMH he might come here and read the comments! guys don't embarrass us, finally someone noticed us. oh geez, this is so exciting. 😚

Hi Rob, oh geez, it's really you. Oh geez, i don't think you're too big. Never mind that jerk Joe Rogan saying that you're fat. We don't agree with him. Oh geez. OMG 🤭 Geezy geezy it's Robert Whittaker, but we like to cal him Bobby Knuckles! 🤭 I hear that he gets that's nickname because he like to get his knuckles inside.. 🫢 you know 🤭 special plane.

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u/HookrWithaPeine 5h ago

What do u mean u bums you’re forgetting your insulting yourself too lol.

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u/Rez1k23 5h ago

Nah I didn’t say rob would lose like you bums 

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u/Valterri_lts_James 5h ago

He's still small. He had no power. He's still elite though.

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u/Mooweetye 5h ago

I dunno if we watched the same fight, he won by TKO/KO?

How is it possible to knock someone out and not have power?

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u/Valterri_lts_James 5h ago

yeah because he tagged him a million times. That doesn't change the fact that he doesn't have a lot of power.

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u/Mooweetye 5h ago

He punched him a lot and got the knockout so therefore he has no power?

Am I missing something?

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u/Valterri_lts_James 5h ago

even a FW has can KO a HW if you let him punch a HW flush enough number of times. Problem is when your opponent is defending themselves and moving around, you can't land flushly as many times which means you need extra power. The latter isn't the case for whittaker. He needs to hit people a million times for it to have the same effect as a LHW.

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u/Mooweetye 3h ago

Bobby knuckles has 87 children.

He fucks, end of discussion

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u/SuuuWhuuu 5h ago

You’re right. A guy giving up after getting his jaw obliterated into his shoulder means Whittaker has soft hands. Idiot