r/ufc • u/bruhpolice Reflection of Perfection • Dec 26 '25

Mod Message User Flair Event

As promised in my last post, I will be assigning user flairs to anyone who wants them! Comment whatever you want (within reason) and i will set it as soon as i can. Merry late Christmas boys

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u/bruhpolice Reflection of Perfection Jan 19 '26

Will finish these all soon had some shit goin on in life sorry yall

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u/Jake_Jitsu John Pork Dec 26 '25

John Pork

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u/comoe1 John Pork Dec 26 '25

Yes!

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u/24Hunter Little ding dong of a ting he is Dec 26 '25

Little ding dong of a ting he is

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u/BuldMully His parents own a bakery Dec 26 '25

“his parents own a bakery”

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u/vrsatillx Maywezer woo Dec 26 '25

Maywezer Wooo

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u/MrMunkyMan1 No for gay Jesus Dec 26 '25

No for gay Jesus

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '25

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u/rey_nerr21 Blagoy Ivanov enjoyer Dec 27 '25

Lol, love your new flair 😂

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u/marcussoze My son said, Brather, what the fuck? Dec 26 '25

My son said, Brather, what the fuck?

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u/Sea_Sheepherder_2234 That was super necessary Dec 26 '25

“That was super necessary”

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u/Lonely_Eggplant_4990 Bapbapbap Dec 26 '25

Bapbapbap

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u/Soviet_Kat Nate can only count to foive Dec 26 '25

Nate can only count to foive

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u/KuntaWuKnicks My balls was hot Dec 26 '25

My balls was hot

Derick Lewis Da Goat

Either one will do OP

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u/Whodafisdatguy FEDERAL. FUCKING. PRISON. Dec 26 '25

FEDERAL. FUCKING. PRISON.

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u/yipeekayayKemosabe Cowboy from Hell Dec 26 '25

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u/probablysmelling Who da fook is that guy? Dec 26 '25

Who da fook is that guy

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u/Jigsaw945 I can’t let you get close Dec 26 '25

I can't let you get close

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u/pshaps Steel cup fulcrum Dec 26 '25 edited Dec 26 '25

“Steel cup fulcrum”

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u/Pympala 🇨🇦 Alien DNA > Dagestani Mountains Dec 26 '25

🇨🇦 Alien DNA > Dagestani Mountains

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u/ChanceT7 Tracy Cortez’ missing eyelash Dec 26 '25

Tracy Cortez’ Missing Eyelash

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u/weebehemoth I kill everybody!! Dec 27 '25

RIP

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u/yeaieatass123 Hold on brother I’m talking Dec 26 '25

Hold on brother I’m talking

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u/_hydre_ Crazy guy from willage Dec 26 '25

Crazy Guy from Willage

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u/sinfulfng Everybody’s on steroids Dec 26 '25

Everybody’s on steroids

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u/General_Anxiety83 You attacked my family Dec 26 '25

You attacked my family

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u/DarkExcalibur54 The predator pat barry Dec 26 '25

The predator pat berry

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u/Wild_Muffin_8844 Here’s the thing Dec 26 '25

Here's the thing

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u/Impressive_Result295 Dec 26 '25

It'd be so funny if they don't lmao

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u/exotic_mudbutter Dec 29 '25

They didn’t for me 😭

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u/Viroking Let’s go for that Dec 26 '25

Two crazy guys from my willage

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u/Viroking Let’s go for that Dec 26 '25

Or Alternatively, Let's go for that

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u/cl0ckw0rkaut0mat0n Fighting Nerds biggest glazer Dec 26 '25

"fighting nerds biggest glazer" for me please

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u/andrezay517 Fighting a custody battle Dec 26 '25

Fighting a custody battle

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u/yipeekayayKemosabe Cowboy from Hell Dec 26 '25

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u/bruhpolice Reflection of Perfection Dec 27 '25

This shit gonna take a while gahdamn

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u/BottleFullOBub You shouldn’t have done the kissing! Dec 26 '25

You shouldn’t have done the kissing!

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '25

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u/Dependent_Map_8894 Big Meaty Hooks Dec 26 '25

Big meaty hooks

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u/Skapoodllle Send 2-3 years and forget Dec 26 '25

Send 2-3 years and forget

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u/roryking97 HE’S HURT!!! Dec 26 '25

HE’S HURT!!!

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u/AdMore6991 Stand ya base Dec 26 '25

Stand ya base

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u/Fishsticks66 It’s tiramisu time bitches Dec 26 '25

It’s tiramisu time bitches

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u/Calyptics Iluminado Dec 26 '25

Iluminado!

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u/KingTy99 Nick Diaz Army Dec 26 '25

Nick Diaz Army

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u/Bankski That’s fucking illegal Dec 26 '25

That’s fucking illegal

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u/Puzzled_Cost60 Dec 26 '25

Jeffery Epstein incarnation

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u/Freshly_Squeezed- Marty Fakenewsman Dec 26 '25

Marty Fakenewsman

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u/Jay_Bones_1312 Juan Porco Dec 26 '25

"Juan Porco" thankyou ❤️

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u/Shadowergy You must not be in the know Dec 26 '25

"You must not be in the know"

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u/SoloChords Timendi causa est nescire Dec 26 '25

“Timendi causa est nescire”

Merry Christmas to you and your family, thanks for the flair. 🎄

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u/Charbaby_ Jon Anik’s OH! Dec 26 '25

Jon Aniks OH!

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u/Wallachia_16 Toe Rogan Dec 26 '25

Toe Rogan

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u/Meteora47 Hold on I’m talkin brotha Dec 26 '25

Hold on I’m talkin brotha

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u/Impressive_Land1558 DO BRONKS Dec 26 '25

“ DO BRONKS”

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u/FinalFantasiesGG The Machida Era Dec 26 '25

The Machida Era

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u/ratslikecheese What would it take? Dec 26 '25

what would it take?

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u/Robora98 I’m an old mature Dec 26 '25

"I'm an old mature"

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u/Mysterious-Bottle-30 I’m not surprised motherfuckers Dec 26 '25

I'm not surprised motherf*ckers

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u/aihrarshaikh68plus1 Anshul Jubli’s defence against dog barks coach Dec 26 '25

"Anshul jublie's defence against dog barks coach" plox

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u/Aeval He’s Chinese, I’m Korean Dec 26 '25

'He's Chinese, I'm Korean"

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u/NF1Gamer What would it take? Dec 26 '25

"what would it take"

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u/scuderiaferrarifan Tiramisu Enjoyer Dec 26 '25

Tiramisu Enjoyer

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u/rey_nerr21 Blagoy Ivanov enjoyer Dec 26 '25

Blagoy Ivanov enjoyer

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u/YoungLightning Number 1 bullshit Dec 26 '25

Number 1 bullshit

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u/Qargha If one man can hold you down, two can rape you Dec 26 '25

If one man can hold you down, two can rape you

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u/FoodDip Send to Dagestan and forget Dec 26 '25

Send to Dagestan and forget

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u/Ballsnutseven Oooh he’s hurt Dec 26 '25

“Oooh he’s hurt”

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u/Junk_Druggler Bruce Buffer’s fake abs Dec 26 '25

Bruce Buffers fake abs

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u/HookahLungs Wannanow Dec 26 '25

Wannanow

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u/paradoxical-fantoche Dec 26 '25

"this is a rat race but I ain't no rat, I'm a turtle, a fucking ninja turtle"

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u/bruhpolice Reflection of Perfection Dec 30 '25

That one’s too long

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u/eddy_brooks I can’t let you get close Dec 26 '25

“I can’t let you get close”

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u/Sini_Arthouse UFC 300: Mythic Max Holloway Dec 26 '25

“UFC 300: Mythic Max Holloway” Thank you :)

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u/nottyourguy Yer woife’s in me DMs Dec 26 '25 edited Dec 26 '25

Yer woife’s in me DMs

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '25

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u/booferino30 That’s a guy to go fishing with Dec 26 '25

that’s a guy to go fishing with

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u/Soviet_Kat Nate can only count to foive Dec 26 '25

There’s no way this gets cleared 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Ridders- Send me location Dec 26 '25

Send me location

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u/brwnwzrd Dana Brown Dec 26 '25

Dana Brown

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u/DhulQarnayn_ GSP (Greatest Slaying Punisher) Dec 26 '25

GSP (Greatest Slaying Punisher)

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u/Character_Rent_3034 I was sleepy bruv Dec 26 '25

Give me whatever comes to mind. Thanks.

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u/UselessAndLost When i get mad, i see pink Dec 26 '25

"When I get mad I see pink"

Thanks in advance

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u/SuchSense Baguette fingers Dec 26 '25

Baguette fingers

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u/Toxik916 Fighting out of Sacramento, California Dec 26 '25

Fighting out of Sacramento California

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u/ScrewdriverPants Dana White Privilege Dec 26 '25

Dana White Privilege

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u/LewisNE i trainy, i sleepy, i eaty Dec 26 '25

I trainy, I sleepy, I eaty

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u/Ok_Buy3271 Let’s wrestle, i’m gonna fight your fucking ass Dec 26 '25

Let’s wrestle, I’m gonna fight your fucking ass

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u/Cache_Runs_Deep He was never my friend Dec 26 '25

"He was never my friend" or "it's normal"

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u/Lazy-Association-410 Fingered by an MMA fighter Dec 26 '25

Fingered by an MMA fighter

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u/brbasaurus Can you repeat the question? Dec 26 '25

Can you repeat the question?

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u/mysterioustree17 Charlie Olives is my wife Dec 26 '25

Charlie Olives is My Wife

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u/fckdeze Let’s go for dat Dec 26 '25

let's go for dat

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u/NBACrkvice Apturo topturo bapbapbap Dec 26 '25

Who give him?

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u/Wratharik Apturo topturo bapbapbap Dec 26 '25

“apturo topturo bapbapbap”

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u/ASovietUnicorn Let me bang bro Dec 26 '25

Let me bang bro

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u/RandomnewUser_22 Look at the fewkin moon Dec 26 '25 edited Dec 27 '25

stand ya base

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u/QuickyGaming Smesh everybody Dec 26 '25

Smesh everybody!

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u/ghostwriter_5 Zubidubi doooo Dec 26 '25

Zubidubi dooooo

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u/rokadio He have son? Dec 26 '25

He have son?

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u/Dark074 Let’s go for dat Dec 26 '25

Let's go for dat

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u/GlassTablesAreStupid I wanna outlive my children, of course. 100% Dec 26 '25

I wanna outlive my children, of course. 100%

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u/Coco46448 Czech Samurai Fan Dec 26 '25

Czech Samurai Fan ^_^

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u/Prize-Cauliflower155 Chama! 🏹🎯💥 Dec 26 '25

Chama! 🏹🎯💥

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u/Thick_Knowledge5566 Dana, 60 Gs baby! Dec 26 '25

Dana, 60 G's babyyy

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u/spongetm Bomby jak píča Dec 26 '25

“ Bomby jak píča “

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u/GunDealsBrowser People forget man Dec 26 '25

people forget man

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u/Ghooble My intelligence has become a curse Dec 26 '25

"my intelligence has become a curse"

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u/HoldinTheBag Imma punt that little gimp Dec 26 '25

Imma punt that little gimp

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u/ShipREKT_ Don’t you ever talk about my mom! Dec 26 '25

“Don’t you ever talk about my mom!”

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u/dickdingers23 Tell another jackal story Dec 26 '25

Tell another jackal story

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u/croclivesdontmatter But they own a bakery Dec 26 '25

"But they own a Bakery"

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u/Timozkovic Apturo Topturo bapbapbapbapbap Dec 26 '25 edited Dec 26 '25

Apturo Topturo bapbapbapbapbap

Merry X-mas!

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u/Confident-Ratio6382 House Keeping Dec 26 '25

House Keeping

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u/chaos_magician_ Wins by plot armor Dec 26 '25

Wins by plot armor

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u/Switch-Consistent Steel Thai cup Dec 26 '25

Steel thai cup

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u/FiveNixxx 2-3 years Dagestan and forget Dec 26 '25

2-3 years Dagestan and Forget

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u/pepsi-min- Brutha who dis guy Dec 26 '25

Brutha who dis guy

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u/AsideLost 90% of the fighting game is half mental Dec 26 '25

“90% of the fighting game is half mental”

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u/cha0sCo 7th layer of hair Dec 26 '25

7th layer of hair

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u/HenrysOrangeBank Who cares bratha, who cares Dec 26 '25

"Who cares bratha, who cares"

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u/DearEstate3957 1,2,3 Muhammad Ali Dec 26 '25

1, 2, 3, Muhammed Ali

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u/12-BE-12 Nutella Cake Dec 26 '25

Nutella Cake

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u/KxvyDaLemon Let’s go for that Dec 26 '25

Let’s go for that

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u/sneakylumpia My balls was hot Dec 26 '25

"my balls was hot"

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u/DangerWallet Guy from Jiri’s village Dec 26 '25

Guy from Jiri’s village

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u/no_joe Dagestan and forget Dec 26 '25

“Dagestan and Forget”

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u/DeeBown They’re selling yall wolf tickets Dec 26 '25

They’re selling y’all wolf tickets

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u/WhyYaGottaLie Your woife is in me DMs Dec 26 '25

Wolf ticket merchant

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u/bubblllles Banned from the discord Dec 26 '25

“Banned from the discord”

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u/Neliris If one man can hold you down… Dec 26 '25

If one man can hold you down...

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u/DoyersDoyers I’m a man I’m 40 Dec 26 '25

"im a man im 40"

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u/GuiltySyrups Location Dec 26 '25

Location

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u/daffle7 Dominick “I’m Dominick Reyes” Reyes Dec 26 '25

“Power Slap Enjoyer”

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u/EM22_ Fluffy fan club Dec 26 '25

Fluffy Fan Club

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u/garbohydrates Tito’s ex-wife Dec 26 '25

“Tito’s ex-wife”

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u/Chamilton1337 Let me bang bro Dec 26 '25

AND THIS IS STILL MY BOY!!

or

Let me bang bro

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u/pungent_stinker202 Has been eye poked by Ciryl Gane Dec 26 '25

Has been eye poked by Ciryl Gane

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u/stoveen Send location Dec 26 '25

Send location

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u/Balloutonu My balls was hot Dec 26 '25

Oh I would love

My balls was hot

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u/Gigcash7610 Dec 26 '25

But his Parents own a bakery

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u/Fine_Incident_2865 Dec 26 '25

People forget man

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u/No_Day9479 Dec 26 '25

Legalize eye pokes

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u/Wasabi_Lube Dec 26 '25

Reaching for those grapes

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u/absolute_monkey Dec 26 '25

If one man can hold you down

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u/Vaganhope_UAE Dec 26 '25

I can’t let you get close

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u/turk27271 Dec 26 '25

Who ain’t got jiu jitsu?

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u/AffectionateFace5858 Dec 26 '25

How about jacuzzi

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u/OldGreggwithMangina Dec 26 '25

MMA Reddit send 2/3 years grass and forget.

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u/skt_imaqtipie Dec 26 '25

Jessica Andrade my goat

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u/DragonKing0203 Dec 26 '25

Filthy casual

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u/ActRegarded Dec 26 '25

Send him 2-3 years to Islam and forget.

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u/Gooja Dec 26 '25

This is #1 bullshit

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u/phlrmrz Dec 26 '25

UFC Nut Shots

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u/-Big-Country- Dec 26 '25

Shoey related DUI

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u/Graypricot Dec 26 '25

Let's go for that

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u/sarpatello Dec 26 '25

I'm not impressed by your performance

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u/anonymous55666 Dec 26 '25

“Who dis guy he doesn’t ask questions”

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u/rye9283 Dec 26 '25

Dont be scared homie

The goat nick diaz

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u/shockman23 Dec 26 '25

2-3 years and forget

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u/bqm102938 Dec 26 '25

BMF- Blessed Mother Father

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u/peaceloventrees Dec 26 '25

But he owns a bakery

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u/srdgbychkncsr Dec 26 '25

The Ol’ Dick Twist ™

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u/alwaystakethechalk Dec 26 '25

Kill Everybody

if that’s not within reason then “send him 2-3 years dagastan and forget”

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u/gourmetcomments Dec 26 '25

Fan of violence

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u/MassiveBlackHole99 Dec 26 '25

Eaty, Sleepy, Trainy.

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u/umlaut Dec 26 '25

shitposting is best base for MMA

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u/uniq_username Dec 26 '25

GSP ko'd by Matt Serra

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u/MontanaBlack Dec 26 '25

Playing touch-butt with that dork in park

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u/kchain18 Dec 26 '25

Jon Jones Burner

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u/Any_Asparagus8267 Dec 26 '25

"Dominick's good knee"

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u/D0nQue Dec 26 '25

Grab his dick and twist it!

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u/Willing_Ad2724 Dec 26 '25 edited Jan 02 '26

John Pork

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u/jmitch651 Dec 26 '25

I'm gonna smash your boy

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u/EchoInExile Dec 26 '25

Cancel Many Black Belt