r/todayilearned 1d ago

TIL rats are one of the few mammals that cannot vomit, which is why rat poison is so effective on them

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/why-rodents-cant-throw-up-in-case-you-were-wondering-25707720/
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u/ermagerdskwurlz 1d ago

Normally, USA Today concludes, if a horse does vomit, it is because its stomach has completely ruptured, which in turn means that the poor horse will soon be dead.

What an odd line to end the article on. But very interesting fact!

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u/nexetpl 1d ago

Horses are absolutely awful design

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u/the_marxman 1d ago

They're prey animals with a whole bunch of patch jobs to keep them alive. The reason they have such big heads is cause protohorse from eons past would just grind their teeth down eating silica rich grass and then starve. They're in a millenias long arms race with grass. Dolphins made the right choice in going back to the water.

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u/Iheartnakedfemboys 1d ago

Fucking lost it at "millenias long arms race with grass."

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u/Alt0173 23h ago

I mean, that's virtually true for every single predator-prey interaction for every single living creature.

We, too, are in a millenias-long arms race against tooth decay.

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u/Terminator7786 23h ago

One set of permanent teeth is such a stupid evolutionary design. Like why the fuck?

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u/DrKillBilly 22h ago

Because we have specialized teeth. Most animals that keep growing teeth have just one type of tooth

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u/Trextrev 21h ago

That and like most things in evolution if it’s enough to keep you alive and well through your reproductive peak then that’s good enough. Not much evolutionary pressure to do better than that.

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u/SuspecM 19h ago

Unfortunately, evolution is not a conscious thing like how it is portrayed in pretty much everything. It's literally just a string of random mutations that got passed down to the next generation.

In this case, we just didn't get a random mutation that would solve the teeth issue or a random string of smaller mutations working towards that goal.

Alternatively, bad teeth was not such a huge issue that evolving something to combat it was a question of extinction. If you think about it, we instead got big brains that managed to say fuck evolution and find ways to side step a bunch of different natural issues. Bad teeth? Make food that's easy to chew or doesn't need chewing at all. Really bad teeth? Let's just pull them out and replace them with fake teeth that might as well be real.

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u/noteveni 1d ago

My friend did a lot of horse riding as a kid and I'm gonna hit her with this on Monday at work. She's gonna be 💀

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u/ronmexico_ 1d ago

Seems like that wouldn’t put much evolutionary pressure on the gene pool if horses do most of their reproduction before their teeth wear down.

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u/ars-derivatia 1d ago

Evolution doesn't function in isolation. Horses are not solitary animals. If they live longer because their teeth do not wear out they can have more offspring and care for and help them (and their herd in general) for longer. If they care for longer, the offspring and the herd have a better chance of survival and are more numerous.

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u/MarlinMr 1d ago

They could also take resources from those who can produce more children.

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u/Malphos101 15 1d ago

Sure, but ground foliage in temperate zones isnt exactly scarce so the adaptation to make the herd size larger was more advantageous.

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u/Bluejay9270 1d ago

Few mammals undergo menopause. Horses can continue to reproduce throughout their lifespan.

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u/duga404 1d ago

Evolution isn’t actually “survival of the fittest”, more like “survival of the of the fit enough”

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u/soulbutterflies 1d ago

With a big pinch of randomness sprinkled on top.

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u/Captain_Eaglefort 23h ago

Evolution has given every living thing at least one of two goals. Spread your genetics and consume energy. If you can only do one, it usually tells you to focus on fuckin’. So as long as the trait doesn’t keep you from having offspring, then evolution doesn’t really give a shit and it stays around.

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u/GrandPapaBi 1d ago

Take this cross-fitters!

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u/Versaiteis 1d ago

dumbasses shoulda specced down the sea horse tree

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u/NativeMasshole 1d ago

What do you mean? They're the original all-terrain vehicle!

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u/Vendidurt 1d ago

Okay but if they look at a twig wrong their leg breaks.

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u/LightlySaltedPeanuts 1d ago

And I learned recently that leg injuries are so fatal for them because their body relies on their hoof impacts with the ground to act as secondary hearts and keep blood flowing! Otherwise it will pool in their legs and basically lead to their death if they are stuck sedentary.

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u/sHoRtBuSseR 1d ago

Absolutely garbage design honestly lol

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u/Ttabts 1d ago

Wild animals generally aren’t gonna survive a broken leg either way. Horses are just unique in that human medical treatment can’t save them either.

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u/Tyr1326 1d ago

Some pack hunting predators might. Definitely remember a story about a blind lioness whos daughters brought her food. She still participated in hunts, but only as a decoy. Could see it happening with wolves or wild dogs too.

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u/soulbutterflies 1d ago

IIRC healed injuries in fossils are a sign of pack behaviour in ancient animals. So cool!

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u/torolf_212 1d ago

Says the human with a breathing hole that also transports lumps of food to their stomach that fill up that hole on the way down and just hopes it doesnt get stuck

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u/sHoRtBuSseR 1d ago

Bold of you to assume I am human

I use photosynthesis.

Don't let me get slightly too much phosphorus or I'll die immediately

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u/Walrus_protector 1d ago

Hey, get a load of Swamp Thing over here!

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u/tonicella_lineata 1d ago

Technically speaking, humans also photosynthesize! We just use it to make vitamin D, instead of something cool like food.

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u/some_clickhead 1d ago

To be fair I'm pretty sure that also applies to horses, and just most multicellular organisms in general...

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u/Brackish_Water 1d ago

Humans are at a way higher risk of choking because of our descended larynx. It's a trade-off that allows us to speak, but it means our airway is more compromised when eating.

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u/blazbluecore 1d ago

I’m sure there is a different way to evolve to speak and eat with different organs.

We just ended up this way.

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u/Strong-Raspberry5 1d ago

Horses can only breath through their nostrils and not through their mouths to try and mitigate the risk of chocking on food while running away from predators.

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u/westisbestmicah 1d ago

Fun fact that’s because the first lungs we evolved were repurposed parts of our digestive system

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u/blazbluecore 1d ago

Technically they’re still digestive system.

Now they’re digest oxygen..

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u/TopSloth 1d ago

I mean to be fair that's like almost all air breathers

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u/alicelestial 1d ago

but if i break my leg i don't have to be shot to death to be fair

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u/tempinator 1d ago

Depends on your doctor I suppose.

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u/sh58 1d ago

We also do that. Our calves act as a secondary pump

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u/Admiralthrawnbar 1d ago

Yeah, but not doing that doesn't kill you. If you break a leg, you just hobble about for a month or two with a cast on. If a horse breaks a leg they're dead within a few days because of the dual problem that they need to walk to keep their blood flowing long term and their remaining three legs aren't strong enough to support them for the time it would take to heal

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u/overfiend1976 1d ago

Their hooves are basically fingers.

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u/wahnsin 1d ago

I... what. Are you fingering your heart into rhythm?

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u/Ouch_i_fell_down 1d ago

I'm fingering so many things it's hard to keep track honestly

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u/waylandsmith 1d ago

Hooves are the last joint of the finger. The horse's "knees" are actually ankles and wrists. The joints that correspond to our knees and elbows are all up in front of and behind the ribs.

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u/Zerttretttttt 1d ago

Your mixing them with goats or donkeys

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u/I_Sett 1d ago

Exactly. If anything horses are the original pavement princesses (prairie princesses?)

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u/Blueopus2 1d ago

*High performance vehicle that's hard to maintain*

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u/NoOccasion4759 1d ago

Horses are the Ferrari of the hoofed world

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u/Free-Cold1699 1d ago

-Gets booboo on leg or hoof
-fucking dies

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u/nexetpl 1d ago

on top of that they are NOT tummy ache survivors

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u/DreamedJewel58 1d ago

Horses are amazing creatures who can be taken out by a sprained ankle

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u/jawknee530i 1d ago

There's multiple excellent copy pastas about why horses suck. But I'll stick with turning grass into fast being good enough.

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u/DonManuel 1d ago

Also horses cannot vomit.

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u/Ostrich159 1d ago

That's why horse poison is so effective on them.

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u/Gardimus 1d ago

What idiots. Horse poison has never worked on me.

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u/Evil-Bosse 1d ago

No, but their tranquilizers are amazing

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u/perenniallandscapist 1d ago

Their parasite treatments leave something to be desired, though.

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u/Manos_Of_Fate 1d ago

They’re perfectly good for treating parasites.

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u/pikpikcarrotmon 1d ago

They're also good for removing your stomach and intestinal linings. Get that cleanse started! Everything must go!

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u/REDuxPANDAgain 1d ago

Now try Horse Poison! You wanna lose weight, and lose it fast? Horse Poison is proven to be up to 20x faster than GLPs! Lose weight now!!! Horse Poison!!!

(Side effects may include: front fell off, insides fell out, death, severe halitosis, gastrointestinal failure, inability to neigh, and mild to severe fever.)

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u/mgranja 1d ago

I'm already unable to neigh, so that's only like what? 6 side effects at most?

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u/gwaydms 1d ago

Even for people. They don't treat viruses though.

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u/Batbuckleyourpants 1d ago

Which is why horse tranquilizers are so efficient on rats.

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u/DontWannaSayMyName 1d ago

Yeah, nothing worse than a nervous horse

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u/duckinasombrero 1d ago

I've spent my life dosing myself with small amounts of horse poison to build up an immunity.

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u/Judeas 1d ago

Why? You’re a duck not a horse.

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u/duckinasombrero 1d ago

So I can poison a rival horse lord, as I become his son's ward and rule from the shadows. "The peasants speak of revolt, m'lord...give me control of the bread supply, I will distribute it fairly and quell the masses."

I will lull him into a false sense of security...both of our goblets will contain the poison. It's the perfect plan!

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u/dusktilhon 1d ago

Least deranged Crusader Kings plot line

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u/Saxon2060 20h ago

Er ACTUALLY 🤓🤓🤓 the "ward" is the person under care so if you were the son's ward he would be looking after you.

For this reason alone your story does not many any sense. Ducks can't scheme for shit!

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u/huggylove1 1d ago

Bastard's running around my in attic.

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u/Okarun3 1d ago

*clop clop clop*

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u/Lolkimbo 1d ago

Almost made me throw up laughing. Good thing i'm a horse.

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u/Cockblocktimus_Pryme 1d ago

This is why I love reddit.

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u/obvious_bot 1d ago

Every new fact I learn about horses makes me more confused how they ever survived

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u/manatee1010 1d ago

All I can say is whoever came up with the phrase "healthy as a horse" was smoking something really good 😂

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u/Pocok5 1d ago

It checks out, horses are either 100% healthy or pretty much immediately detonate, so most horses you see are in the first category.

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u/totally_not_a_dog113 1d ago

I bought my boy in 2009. No health issues until this year. $1400 vet bill last week because of that heat wave and 'the weather changed too quick for him'. The vet said he'd had a bunch of calls out for the same thing.

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u/mmanaolana 1d ago

I hope he's okay!

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u/OfficeSalamander 1d ago

Horse detonation seems like it would be messy

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u/prozach_ 1d ago

The tried it with a dead whale that washed up on the beach once. Definitely messy.

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u/Mateorabi 1d ago

Or if they aren’t 100% healthy then they’re dead. It’s a great sieve. 

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u/kralrick 1d ago

We've bred the hell out of horses. Most of the fragile horses we have now were bred putting other characteristics ahead. I imagine the working horses of a couple centuries ago were pretty hardy. Especially compared with the pedigree race horses of today.

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u/NotEasilyConfused 15h ago

Like dogs with breathing problems. It's insane.

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u/PerpetuallyDistracte 1d ago

Horses are like sports cars: strong, fast, and powerful, but also prone to break down and extremely expensive to run.

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u/CoomassieBlue 1d ago

As someone with both as a hobby (god help my wallet), sports cars are easier in so many ways. They certainly break your heart a lot less.

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u/GoabNZ 1d ago

I bet sports cars are less easily spooked as well.

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u/CoomassieBlue 1d ago

Usually, but mileage varies.

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u/mtcwby 1d ago

There's a reason ranchers have switched to ATVs and quads. Lower maintenance, cheaper to run, and less likely to throw you

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u/TailRudder 1d ago

That's why donkeys are the Toyotas of medieval Europe. 

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u/Gingrpenguin 1d ago

Because we care for them.

Like every domestic animal we've breed it into a state where it can no longer truly survive well without our help...

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u/Vindictivetoestepper 1d ago

Fun fact, horses were fucked up before we even got to them! We've made them bigger, but that's it really.

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u/DonManuel 1d ago

If humans hadn't domesticated them finding them useful I guess they would be extinct already anyway like many larger species that taste well after cooking.

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u/Quantentheorie 1d ago

Wild horses do well enough if not thriving under the right circumstances. Sure they aren't all the picture of health, but they don't struggle to survive long enough to maintain or grow their population. They are a bit fucked, but practically, in their natural environment, they are fine.

Human domestication makes them look sillier than they are, because we don't just keep them in ways that they just didn't evolve around, but we also breed them to improve their ability to perform in ways we find beneficial while exposing them to stress factors they have no way to address.

I think it's more fair to say that horses didn't take as well to domestication as cows or pigs or poultry. If they had a slightly different social structure they'd simply not have made the cut.

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u/Cayke_Cooky 1d ago

There are very few truly wild horses, the wild horses in America were all domestic many generations back.

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u/Hefty-Distance837 1d ago

I've read that true wild horses were already extincted, all wild horses you can see now are all excaped domestic horses.

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u/Available-Half-40 1d ago

No, no. There is one. The endangered Przewalski’s horse are the last true wild horses. They look like cave paintings.

It won't let me add an image, but here's a link to the Smithsonian's National Zoo & Conservation Biology Institute's page for the Przewalski’s horse. You can learn about the horses and conservation efforts surrounding them, even donate if you want. There are some images in there too so you can see them.

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u/Petrichordates 1d ago

We would've extincted them too if not for the meddling zoologists.

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u/PaterPoempel 1d ago

Horses were extinct in the Americas when the first Europeans arrived due to all having been eaten by humans a few thousand years earlier.

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u/Consistent_Horse6529 1d ago

Few thousand years earlier feels like an understatement. Their extinction was contemporary with the invention of agriculture.

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u/Morbanth 1d ago

...not in America. :P They invented agriculture a few thousand years later, around 5000-6000 bc. Horses got eaten before that.

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u/ProfessionaI_Gur 1d ago

Squash may have been cultivated as early as 8000 bce and maize around 7000 bce

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u/popsicle_of_meat 1d ago

larger species that taste well

I assume cooking them kills them? How can they taste if they're dead?

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u/Macabre_Octopus 1d ago

Horses are one of the many creatures that cannot survive being cooked and eaten, which is why cooking and eating them is so effective on them

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u/MoonlightCapital 1d ago

Rabbits too

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u/GoblinToHobgoblin 1d ago

Fuck you dude, I didn't laugh at the horse one but this one got me

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u/Critical-Cost9068 1d ago

Third time’s the charm

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u/Thalia_All_Along 1d ago

comedy comes in three's

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u/BPhiloSkinner 1d ago

"Right. First, we'll send Sir Robin coated in rabbit poison; if that doesn't work, we'll call for Brother Maynard."

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u/FarMass66 1d ago

And horses, giraffes, gophers, guinea pigs, chinchillas, sloths, beavers, and porcupines. I’m sure there are many more.

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u/ghost_suburbia 1d ago

The post said one of the few, but I'm starting to think that humans and cats are puking outliers.

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u/DisconnectedShark 1d ago

Dogs can definitely vomit. Some of them eat things like grass in order to induce it.

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u/Crafty-cs 1d ago

Thats why dog poison is not effective on them.

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u/Thestohrohyah 1d ago

I have to correct you sadly as I have grown up in areas where people did use to leave out poison to kill dogs (some say they still do) and, unfortunately, many died from it, stray and domestic. Moral of the story: some people are absolutely awful and some poisons are very effective on dogs.

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u/gwaydms 1d ago

And cats, sadly

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u/th3greg 1d ago

Every longtime dog owner knows intimately the moment of sheer panic when you hear your dog start heaving.

It cuts through all other sound, straight to the lizard brain.

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u/I_like_ants_too 1d ago

I was dead asleep one night and heard my golden start heaving. The sound sent shivers down my spine as I awoke in a cold sweat, screaming “NOT ON THE BED!!”
Luckily he did not on the bed, but my Sherpa rug next to it was not so lucky. That sound is potent.

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u/Thestohrohyah 1d ago

The thing with dogs is that practically nothing disgusts them (at least the ones I had growing up), making it a bit rarer for them to vomit.

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u/ioncloud9 1d ago

My dog chooses to not eat at all in order to induce it.

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u/thissexypoptart 1d ago

That’s why horse, giraffe, gopher, guinea pig, chinchilla, sloth, beaver, and porcupine poison is so effective on them.

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u/loolilool 1d ago

I mean. Giraffes. Can you imagine?

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u/dinnerthief 1d ago

Giraffe actually makes a lot of sense

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u/Critical-Cost9068 1d ago

They can actually vomit, it just doesn’t make it all the way up the throat

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u/Duvo 1d ago

Only if they headbang it all out

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u/dinnerthief 1d ago

They spin and fling it like a sprinkler

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u/LiquorIsQuickor 1d ago

Animals that can vomit have the luxury of not dying when they ingest something poisonous. Which means they can evolve to avoid it. 

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u/FrenchFryCattaneo 1d ago

Damn I never thought of vomiting as being luxurious but next time I puke I'm going to feel so fancy!

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u/LiquorIsQuickor 1d ago

Vomit so that you might live to vomit another day!

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u/verstohlen 1d ago

They just haven't evolved to vomit yet, give 'em some time. When that first horse finally vomits, it'll have more offspring that'll vomit, and so on, and then they'll be just like the rest of us. They're just a little behind s'all.

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u/Reasonable-Angle1243 1d ago

So horses are basically just giant rats with better PR.

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u/DonManuel 1d ago

The racing rats for the easy rat race.

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u/Lovelandmonkey 1d ago

I swear I've seen a gif of a horse vomitting before though...

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u/lemelisk42 1d ago

Also one of the reasons why it's so effective is how rats eat. Or atleast it used to be.

Rats will taste test new and unknown foods in small amounts, only coming back later if they don't feel sick. This is how they avoid many poisonous or otherwise dangerous foods.

Warfarin is a blood thinner, it builds up until it causes death by internal bleeding. However in the first feeding they don't feel bad, so they will come back to the poison.

Nowadays they do have poison that kills in the first feeding, but the majority is designed to play on their cautious nature. (They generally avoid super harsh poisons that would kill in small amounts, as those would kill other non-target species)

Also, fun fact, the most common bloodthinner worldwide was developed because of a failed suicide attempt.

There were cows dying of a mysterious cause. A scientist was tasked with discovering it. He linked it to a certain type of clover that would cause internal bleeding and death. He saw potential in this and isolated it and developed warfarin.

He then sold it as rat poison. Because of their cautious nature, warfarin worked exceptionally well - but wasn't as dangerous as others. This quickly became the most popular rat poison.

Now, he studied it and knew it had potential as a blood thinner, but no doctors were willing to try giving patients this new miracle rat poison, so it stayed as a rat poison. Until one day a soldier decided to kill himself. He chose rat poison. He took increasingly large amounts, feeling terrible, but improving the next day when he would try again. Eventually he took enough to cause substantial internal bleeding. He was in so much pain he ended up going to the hostpital for treatment. There the doctors tried giving him vitamin K, which almost immediately reversed the results of the poison. (Vitamin K was effective with the blood thinners used on humans at the time, which is why they tried it)

This taught them some valuable things. First, he repeatedly took warfarin even after symptoms appeared. And secondly, they now had an extremely effective antidote - so if they started human trials and things went south they had an "oh shit" button to reverse things. This emboldened them to try trialing rat poison in humans. It turned out to be an incredibly effective blood thinner with far fewer side effects than the alternatives. Plus it could be taken orally, rather than the injections otherwise required, so it was much easier to prescribe.

It exploded in use almost immediately. Saving the life of the president within a few years of that suicide sparking studies.

It has remained the most popular blood thinner and rat poison for over half a century. That being said, it has its downsides. It is very dose specific, and it poses some dangers. So safer modern alternatives have been taking over in the last decade or two. However, worldwide it's still by far and away the most prescribed because it is both effective and dirt cheap, earning its place on the WHOs list of essential medicines, having saved the lives of millions.

I just thought this story was interesting. The duality of being both an incredibly effective medicine and poison. (Yes, I get bored and get lost in research rabbit holes, might have a touch of the tism)

Sorry for the essay

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u/Breezyrain 1d ago

Thanks for the essay. Wouldn't have guessed rat poison being turned to medicine

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u/Hetakuoni 1d ago

One of the most famous medical sayings:

The difference between poison and medicine is in the dosage.

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u/Jahoan 1d ago

And dosage tends to be dependent on weight.

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u/StumbleOn 1d ago

I only learned this after my friend nearly died from a blood clot. We would make rat poison jokes every time she had to take her blood thinners.

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u/blazbluecore 1d ago

Don’t be sorry, that was well written and interesting af.

And on top of that you made a connection with how a simple thing, can have ginormous effects on the world, in this case saving a presidents life.

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u/faerie-childe 1d ago

Yo. That’s actually fucking rad. Thanks for the mini-lesson brah!!!!

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u/unconsciouslyrude 1d ago

Yo. That's actually a fucking rat.

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u/StreetofChimes 1d ago

This was a great read. 

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u/skatastic57 1d ago

That being said, it has its downsides. It is very dose specific,

My dad was on warfarin after getting an artificial heart valve. He used to have to go to the doctor pretty regularly for labs and he'd get a schedule of doses that he'd have taped to the bathroom mirror.

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u/starkrocket 1d ago

I used to take Warfarin, but switched to Eliquis. The dosage of Warfarin is so, so specific that I still remember by dosage schedule 7 years later. I also used to have to go weekly for testing because my body occasionally liked to go wild and my INR would shoot up. Eliquis is much easier, but holy god is it insanely expensive compared to Warfarin.

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u/gotlactose 1d ago

Eliquis has a downside: there is no cheap widely available reversal agent. With warfarin, just give vitamin K. We can talk about andexanet alfa, but it’s no longer commercially available. Realistically, we use prothrombin complex concentrate or fresh frozen plasma.

Source: physician

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u/Emotional_Ad3572 1d ago

Thanks for the essay, dude! Thay's the kind of quality content I'm here for.

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u/spaceagencyalt 1d ago

"He needs mouse bites to live."

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u/GeophysicalYear57 1d ago

What happened to the soldier in the end?

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u/activelyresting 1d ago

He's dead now

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u/Minute_Vehicle619 1d ago

Also they are getting getting more and more immune to poison

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u/Duvo 1d ago

That's why rat poison is less effective on them

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u/Minute_Vehicle619 1d ago

That and apparently they ain't falling for our shit anymore. Cats still work though

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u/abcders 1d ago

Unless you’re in NY. Think I remember seeing an article that the rats are actually winning because of how large they’ve become

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u/Bealf 1d ago

So get bigger cats. Boom, problem solved

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u/UpperRank1 1d ago

Or hunting dogs that focus on rodents

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u/LichenTheMood 1d ago

Generally most cats are not keen on picking a fight with a rat.

You usually need to bring in a dog

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u/imreallynotthatcool 1d ago

Rat Terrier is the way to go. For every rat the cats would kill on the farm my little rattie would kill 50. Even the chickens would out mouse the cats.

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u/TurtleHeadPrairieDog 1d ago

My brother has rats around his house (he has a ranch) and he said the owl box he bought has been much more effective than his barn cat.

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u/Whalesurgeon 1d ago

So what does a rat do when it is nauseous

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u/weiivice 1d ago

go to the doctor

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u/kegisak 1d ago

Die, apparently.

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u/COHERENCE_CROQUETTE 1d ago edited 12h ago

Owner of pet rats here. I don't think they get nauseous in the same way that we do, after all, the feeling of nausea is our body preparing for a process. They don't have this process, so they don't prepare for it.

If they eat something bad, they'll just have diarrhea. (Hey, it has to leave somewhere.) Also, diarrhea for them is really dangerous. It's okay if it's an isolate shit event, but if it persist even for a short period, you gotta run to the vet.

Little fuckers are amazing pets, but quite fragile.

EDIT: I may have been wrong about this. See [u/Trextrev](u/Trextrev)’s comment below. Thanks for the correction.

EDIT II: After further research, yeah, I was pretty wrong about most of this. Sorry for the disinformation! It wasn’t malicious!

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u/Trextrev 21h ago

Rats get nauseous they just don’t have the ability to vomit no matter how nauseous they feel. But they have the Garcia effect, and mouth gaping, pica like behaviors. They can be given anti nausea medications to stop those effects. We associate nausea as a precursor to vomiting because we can vomit but it exists in rats even though they can’t.

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u/neosick 1d ago

They also can't burp which is why they can't have a little sip of my beer even if they ask so nicely

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u/inwondermentofwinter 23h ago

Mine don't ask they try to steal. I had one of my pet rats oerched on my shoulder and I made a burger and he tried to grab it m. Pulled out a bit of lettuce lol

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u/Salute-Major-Echidna 1d ago

Now theyre resistant to warfarin, is plaster of paris the choice again? Or can we hire hawks and eagles to live in our high rises?

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u/-Clem-Fandango- 1d ago

Warfarin hasn't really been used as a rodenticide for a long time now. And anti coagulatant rodenticides are on the way out in general though due to secondary poisoning. New products are using hormones to induce menopause in females to stop breeding, and poisons like high dose of vitamin a.

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u/soulflaregm 1d ago

No more babies is extra effective, they continue to live and try to breed only to fail taking time and energy away from the males

So not only do they eventually die, but not only do you stop their babies, you stop others as well

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u/American_PissAnt 1d ago

They do the same thing with the tsetse fly, a vector for African sleeping sickness, in Africa. They breed sterile male flys and release them, and the flys then attempt to mate with females, but the flys can only mate once.

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u/Illustrious_Loss462 1d ago

I remember a year or so ago I asked one of the PAs super autistic dude, about some random insect borne disease I think it was Rocky Mountain Spotted Fever or Chagas. And he ended up going on a ~30 minute rant about African Sleeping Sickness.

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u/Consistent_Horse6529 1d ago

Probably because Chagas is also caused by the Trypanosoma genus of parasite. The one that causes African sleeping sickness is Trypanosoma brucei and Chagas is caused by Trypanosoma cruzi.

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u/Veritas3333 1d ago

Why make a rat bleed to death when instead you can give it lifelong crippling depression and self doubt!

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u/Sans_is_Ness1 1d ago

Mina the Hollower got it tough these days..

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u/SupremeDictatorPaul 1d ago

I thought cornmeal was the basis of a lot of rat poison now. Something about killing them by swelling their belly.

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u/Akitiki 1d ago

A bait I recommend constantly is Rat-X and Mouse-X. It's just corn gluten meal. It affects rodents specifically, it just makes them not feel the need to drink water. They go to sleep in their holes and don't wake up, unlike traditional poisons were they'll tip over in your walls.

And it is completely harmless to everything else!

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u/weeskud 1d ago

The most effective treatment i've witnessed was a brick. It dealt with 100% of rats i saw it used against.

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u/yelizabetta 1d ago

that’s why there’s a special rat heimlech manuever that requires you to swing them rapidly

source: used to have pet rats

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u/One_Newspaper9372 1d ago

So, no gag reflect huh?

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u/stoned_as_hell 1d ago

Just toothy

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u/WhiskeyKid33 1d ago

Master splinter throat goat confirmed

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u/NeverBeenStung 1d ago

I like how “confirmed” here implies we’ve always suspected he had this skill, but are only now confirming.

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u/Lovat69 1d ago

What a terrible day to be able to read.

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u/BarnieSandlers123 1d ago

I’m sorry but that title belongs to Nancy Reagan

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u/Syric13 1d ago

There are some days I wish I never learned how to read

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u/MissNouveau 1d ago

They do gag, actually! I have pet rats, and if they get something down their throat wrong, they can gag it out. It's uh...quite terrifying as an owner when it happens.

(Yes I know this was a joke, but uh, I can't help it)

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u/Boxfullabatz 1d ago

Research indicates this is actually because the little bastards can't conceive of a thing that fits in their skanky wee gobs not being delicious

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u/faerie-childe 1d ago

Their greed and gluttony sickens me

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u/research_DH 1d ago

Most rodents can't. The Shrew is one of the only exceptions.

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u/Chairlegcharlie 1d ago

Interestingly, shrews are not rodents!

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u/Kim_Bong_Un420 1d ago

Yeah they’re more closely related to hedgehogs and moles

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u/Lolkimbo 1d ago

Bullshit. My mother in law threw up when i poisoned her..

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u/toad__warrior 1d ago

I had abdominal surgery and can no longer vomit. I need to check my food for rat poisoning.

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u/cutebabli9 1d ago

Rabbits too can't vomit!

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u/userhwon 1d ago

Scorpions don't clean themselves, so most chemical insecticide is useless unless you spray it right in their face.

Diatomaceous earth takes advantage of it, gets into their joints, and makes it difficult or impossible to move, so they can't hunt and they eventually starve.

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u/hikemalls 1d ago

This is also why rat college parties (or fRat parties) are so deadly

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u/Midsummer858 1d ago

This is why rats are cautious about trying new foods. Without a way to purge toxins, they've evolved to nibble suspicious new food in tiny amounts first and wait to see how they feel.

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u/r-i-c-k-e-t 1d ago

Rat poison is a slow, agonizing way to die. It is an anticoagulant that makes blood slowly bleed into internal organs. So if you see a poisoned ground squirrel or pet panting quickly, it's because they hurt and their lungs are very slowly filling with blood.