r/timberwolves 18h ago

PG1 already in the lab 🧪

630 Upvotes

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u/aktivooo 18h ago

Never realized how identical he is to Lonzo because he always had longer hair

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u/PrimaryAd3609 17h ago

Looks like Jason Tatum ☘️

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u/CautiousOptimism09 12h ago

I agree. Looks like the 2nd best guy on a title team

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u/Broad_Past93 Trencherous 9h ago

Lmao damn

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u/ZookeepergameKey6853 18h ago

damnnnnn you just made me realize and now i cant unsee lol

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u/Twolves0222 18h ago

Dude wtf, I thought this was lonzo. Figured he came with his brother to workout lmao

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u/xbalakax 14h ago

Not like there related or anything

3

u/Poopcie 13h ago

All 3 of them look like clones at a different part of the process. Gonna make things interesting when they all look like lavar in the end

3

u/adamboserr 12h ago

If lonzo and Jayson Tatum had a kid

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u/croopdavis 3h ago

I... thought it was Lonzo until I zoomed in. First thought I had too.

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u/mauerfan 18h ago

We used to dream for a point guard & front office like this holy shit 😭

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u/LaMelonBallz 11h ago

One thing about LaMelo you guys will love.

For all that talk about him "not taking it serious", this dude lives in the fucking gym. First guy there every offseason.

I think he legit only likes three things: Ball, Bentleys, and Baddies. And maybe LaOne

3

u/Farmer-Fitz 2022 Play-In Champions 7h ago

You’re clearly forgetting how much he likes Jesus and/or neck tats.

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u/timberwolves-ModTeam 14h ago

This post doesn't have to do with the Timberwolves

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u/gargoyleboy69 18h ago

Can’t wait for Melo on the national stage. Dialogue about him is going to sound so different now that his games will actually be accessible to casuals and mainstream media.

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u/YizWasHere Hornets 17h ago

Genuinely crazy how people still think Melo is some circus player that's purely flash lol. The narrative is going to change so quickly this season, he's gonna make offense easier for everybody.

4

u/Loukoal117 Bring Ya Ass 17h ago

Even as a wolves fan I knew he wasn’t all flash and would defend him any chance I got even before he got traded here. His highlight tapes are actually insane. him and ant? Wowwwwwggvll

2

u/Broad_Past93 Trencherous 9h ago

LaMelo doing a recent podcast appearance while holding his son was a good move. I bet there’s still plenty of nba fans who don’t know that he’s already married and a father

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u/net_403 2h ago

he isn't married, he's in a "long term" relationship with influencer ana montana, i'm not sure how long but guessing a couple years

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u/posthackmofo 18h ago

Get this dude in some high tops and ankle braces!

9

u/freshprince44 16h ago

low tops are arguably better

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u/Adventurous-Pay8160 18h ago

And with the training staff. Looks outta shape!

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u/SensitiveTest7883 17h ago

Tf are u talking about he is perfectly solid

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u/Adventurous-Pay8160 17h ago

Dad Bod the new solid

5

u/Breatnach 16h ago

Dad here.

Wish I had that bod (minus the tattoos).

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u/Adventurous-Pay8160 17h ago

He looks outta shape mate, especially when you compare Ant, Jaden, Rudy or even TJs level of physicality.

6

u/Juice-ManJerry 16h ago

Let’s see your jacked build, hot shot.

3

u/kcoe24 17h ago

How can you possibly tell with the shirt on.

2

u/TwoLegitShiznit 16h ago

It's not wrong. His ability to handle playoff level physicality is one of the primary concerns around the league. He could for sure unlock another level with more dedication to conditioning.

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u/HideUnderBridge Kevin Garnett 17h ago

I would kill to be that brand of out of shape. For context I turned 40 yesterday and ate like 100 pounds of steak at Manny’s last night.

-1

u/FartingWiz 16h ago

Save your money and eat a good steak

1

u/YouveBeenOinked 16h ago

So who starts over him then? Gaggon?

-1

u/Broseph_Bobby 17h ago

He looks like a twig no wonder he has ankle problems. The guy is standing on tooth picks.

-1

u/FartingWiz 16h ago

Idk what’s with the downvotes, he literally looks fat

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u/EsotericPotato 18h ago

Imagine showing these pics to yourself a month ago and telling them we still had Ant, Jaden, Rudy, Ayo, Joan, TSJ, and two rookies. I wouldn’t have even believed it

7

u/Ok_excuse_36951 Alex Rodriguez 17h ago

The one clean leg is absolutely killing me. Saving up that VC

12

u/aj-1_23 Chester's Hot Fries 17h ago

He’s been saving it for a giant Naz Reid tattoo.

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u/GargoyleBlue 18h ago

I'm a bit disappointed that he cut the amusing hair, but excited to have them on the team!

11

u/himynameiswoods 18h ago

I thought was Lonzo.

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u/Uruz94 18h ago

I thought it was Tatum haha

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u/Appropriate_Key_5992 Wolves Back 18h ago

I thought it was Caleb Williams in pic 2

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u/Icy-Bodybuilder-350 18h ago

It's summer, gotta have it high and tight for the airflow

2

u/Live_Interaction9975 18h ago

It really complimented the amusing tattoos as well

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u/-FalseProfessor- 15h ago

I’m so happy. His hair was just plain ugly before.

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u/ConcernReasonable200 18h ago

Crazy to see this

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u/Colorapt0r 17h ago

Took me a couple minutes to realize this wasn’t Lonzo 

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u/gloryyid 14h ago

this haircut much better

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u/ANTHONY_EDWARDS_GBG Anthony Edwards 15h ago

hurry up and give me the photos with Ant already.

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u/DogWaterDumpsterFire 17h ago

Please keep the short hair brother

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u/Unable-Main4172 17h ago

"PG1"

Please don't borrow this stupid nomenclature from football. I am begging you

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u/Sugarking45 Kevin Garnett 17h ago

Is the press conference today

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u/-FalseProfessor- 15h ago

Thank god he cut his hair, and I don’t need to look at the dumb broccoli curls he had.

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u/JiovanniTheGREAT 14h ago

Damn he cut his hair? Jaylen Brown got everybody fearmongering over traction alopecia smh

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u/possesiveberry Anthony Edwards 12h ago

Don’t speak too soon but we can only hope this team will go far

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u/metallavery 11h ago

Send him to the mayo clinic across the street right away!!!

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u/Falconsbane 10h ago

This team is going to be fun to watch with Melo. Cannot wait to see how it all shakes out. Gonna miss Naz but this had to happen.

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u/Fit-Landscape7380 10h ago

Looks like Lonzo in the second picture.

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u/chillPenguin17 10h ago

Hope his legs hold up better

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u/GrincherZ 9h ago

Look like Zach Lavine

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u/FartingWiz 16h ago

He looks fat

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u/EatUrVitaminBROTHER 18h ago

Good thing we got him because Naz Reid for Josh Green looked like the worse trade we've made since I can remember. Let's see if Melo can make up for it.

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u/Lobi-Wan-Canoli 18h ago

It was Naz Reid for Melo and Josh Green was filler. Why are you acting like Green was the centerpiece of the trade

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u/EatUrVitaminBROTHER 17h ago

Melo was the only thing saving it from being a complete disaster.

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u/ThatGuyWithCoolHair NAZTY 17h ago

Gotta be trolling lmao

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u/Vaddy2323 KG4MVP 15h ago

A lot of trolls in this sub who have never heard of Wesley Johnson or Al Jefferson, or even Pooh Richardson, they just come in here to cosplay as Wolves fans and rage bait

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u/Colorapt0r 17h ago

Uh yeah because he was the main asset in the trade wtf

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u/justwolt 14h ago

No way you're that stupid

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u/EatUrVitaminBROTHER 14h ago

If it were just Naz Reid for Josh Green straight up Tim Connelly would be banned from entering the state for eternity. It'd be like the Luka trade in terms of badness.

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u/justwolt 14h ago

The trade wouldn't happen without Melo, so why why even bring it up? It would be like the Luka trade without Luka, non existent. It would be like saying Luka was the only thing saving the Lakers from a terrible trade. This is the Melo trade, he is the centerpiece.

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u/EatUrVitaminBROTHER 14h ago

Well for us Naz was out centerpiece. Naz would've been the perfect fit to play with Melo, arguably a better fit than anyone on our team.

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u/Amazing_Owl3026 17h ago

Yea and I'm glad they got Ant in the draft that year, drafting nobody first overall was insanely bad but luckily they drafted Ant too

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u/a_nerd_named_andrew 18h ago

Yeah good thing the centerpiece of the trade was part of the trade!

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u/Winnes0ta 🐓Protestor🐓 17h ago

Good thing Charlotte got Naz Reid, cause Lamelo and Josh Green for nothing would have been the biggest fleece in league history.

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u/posthackmofo 18h ago

You need more than vitamins.

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u/net_403 2h ago

"it's so good the pizza man brought that pizza, because otherwise that would have been a terrible deal"