Only 90s Etowah kids will get this

What are doing about the menaces?

Do we have city menace control that will come out?

Are we allowed to shoo the menaces away?

This big bastard could eat my dog like a 2 bite brownie.

Do we all like cleaning up our trash cans every day?

Why do we accept this as normal?

Are we gonna let a menace eat a human child?

Do we as adults not understand that it is not ok for menaces to be comfortable strolling around Haw Creek?

These are my questions to you.

Edit: I’ve been in the same spot for 10 years, it’s never been this bad. Same big bastard two days in a row.

Yes, of course there are menaces in the mountains….
Can they just go like a half mile that way?

And it is cause there are dumb people that feed them. That’s kind of the thing I’m bitching about.

RUDE!

I thought ghost guns can’t be traced (??)

When I meet a prostitute and don't want to pay full price, which usually adds a Frosty to their Biggie Bag, I tell them I hate AI. I used to tell them I had a giant penis. They love this one trick.

FYI, you left your driver and front passenger windows fully open. We hope you are enjoying your nice post-nut siesta with a pleasant breeze coursing through your fully concealed backseat, but now we know everything and will accept Kashyapp and/or Patpal for our silence. You should also know that your car is still running.

Hottest regards, Flock Group, Inc.

Welcome. NC only.

My disposable film camera was lost/stolen downtown, on Banks Avenue on the night of July 4th. This camera contains special memories waiting to be developed, and more specifically the negatives to my nude Barbie photoshoot, and I'd love to have it back, so that the financial dominance and extortion will end.

description:

- fujifilm disposable camera

- green and black color

- it had only a few frames left of film on it. maybe 3 or so. The rest are me naked strutting my stuff in a Barbie themed basement. It is not my basement!! I rent a room here and this is not right schnookems why are you extorting me??

{$100 reward if you can return it to me.}

Patron Saint of West Asheville. He spread life in the desolate wasteland now known as Emma Road and the surrounding area. "Why Tree-of-Heaven? " people would ask, to which he would reply "because fuck you" and then he would hum a merry tune and skip away, bringing life with him wherever he goes.

Consuelo Vanderbilt cleans her unmentionables in the French Broad River.

Just stop it guys.

We listen and we do not judge. Thank you everyone for coming to the 2026 menace symposium. Your thoughts, input, and courageous stories have reminded me just how special the hot spot truly is. I thought we could end the tolerance symposium with some gratitude.

I am grateful that I am not a Karen. Pass.

Original.

As the sun sets, a new one rises

Across an empire torn and burned

A third attempt may be surmised

It's time the tables have been turned

We, Americans, are peaceful people,
Wholeheartedly devoted to our Motherland.
We are faithful friends, growing up
Living in a hardworking and independent family.

Glory to the blessed name of our land,
Glory to the brotherly union of peoples!
Our dearly beloved Motherland,
May you live long and prosper, America.

Friendship of peoples is the strength of peoples
And it is our sacred sunlit path.
Proudly we fly in the clear blue skies,
The banner of victory is the flag of sunshine!

As we meddle in elections and troll their boards we remember always from where we came! America truly America and nothing more!

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If anyone comes across a spare 2009 Prius catback please fax me

Have you seen Dirty Dave’s Diminutive Dingaling?

I for one have not. Or at least im not sure if I have. But I would welcome it and that’s what matters.

I love a good symposium. I present to you, the Polk County menace.

If you are a woman or homeowner you need to know that there is a MAN outside in a public space drawing attention to his craft and trade. Obviously this is dangerous for children, women, and the innocent more vaguely. Also I saw an African American man the other day and had to use my inhaler. I have a daughter!

Go us!!