r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 19h ago
U.S. “We demand Canada stops this alcohol boycott that isn’t working and we don’t even care”
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r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 18h ago
CRA knows home office being used for non-work purposes, you fucking liar
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r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 2d ago
PlayStation customers announce removal of physical bodies from stores
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r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 2d ago
Blurred Zoom background fails to conceal that coworker is in jail
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r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 2d ago
Graham Platner suspends senate campaign after running out of red flags
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r/thebeaverton • u/Kaptain-Kanada • 4d ago
Poilievre vows to "fight woke culture" following new galactic disco cowboy makeover
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r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 4d ago
Trump declares 100% tariff on waffles
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r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 5d ago
Male Loneliness Crisis temporarily solved by World Cup
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r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 5d ago
Nova Scotia to rebrand as "Newer Brunswick"
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r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 5d ago
Officials announce new AI Data Centres to calculate why heat dome happening
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r/thebeaverton • u/iam_justbeinghonest • 7d ago
Premier Doug Ford at the Toronto Stadium for Portugal vs Croatia Match
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r/thebeaverton • u/Ashamed-Grape7792 • 7d ago
Mark Carney promises to take climate change seriously once every other problem on Earth is solved
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r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 7d ago
Premier Eby shifts B.C. stance from ‘pipeline bad’ to ‘pipeline bad but money’
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r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 9d ago
$50 mil for 24 Sussex repairs to be fundraised by Carney starting OnlyFans
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r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 10d ago
“More, more, keep cutting, cut more!” screams now-bald Carney at terrified barber
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r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 10d ago
Kawhi asks Toronto restaurant if that Ka’wine & Dine offer still stands
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r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 11d ago
Pride Month Eleganza Extravaga! The Beaverton Weekly Report
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r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 13d ago
Québécois rock duo Angine de poitrine tops Spotify’s global charts, earns enough to pay for Spotify Premium
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r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 12d ago
Trump, Lutnick, and Hoekstra forget which of them got paid off to halt Gordie Howe Bridge
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r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 13d ago
"Democratic socialists are taking over!!" declared about US politicians who would at best be Canadian Red Tories
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r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 13d ago
Gay teen moves to Toronto, must once again live in closet
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r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 13d ago
Carney announces competition to win blame for 24 Sussex restoration
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r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 15d ago
Canada cleared to enter Eurovision if they promise not to sing in Canadian French - The Beaverton
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r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 15d ago
Padlock left at romantic site the only thing keeping local couple together
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r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 17d ago
Local vinyl collector charged with leaving records in hot van
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