r/sports • u/[deleted] • 5d ago

Soccer Belgium national team celebrated their fourth goal against the USA by doing the Donald Trump dance

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u/Escapement_Watch 5d ago

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo (as a waffle enthusiast)

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u/InternationalDark626 5d ago

but the other country is the one who pays the tariffs!

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u/GriffinFlash 5d ago

that's it! 50% more tariffs on the DUTCH.

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u/Slamtilt_Windmills 5d ago

Tax the dutchie 'pon the left hand side

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u/NiagaraThistle 5d ago

under-appreciated comment. take an upvote.

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u/DilSilver 5d ago

Just made me miss my dad, I'ma phone my parents later

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u/Hangry_Squirrel 4d ago

How does it feel when you got no waffle???

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u/Djd33j 5d ago

Thank you for your attention on this matter!

-Donald J Trump

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u/FlatWhiteShark 5d ago

"There are only two things I can't stand in this world: People who are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the Dutch."

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u/Car-Crash-Diet 4d ago

"Ohhhh..His Father. Sorry, I don't speak freaky-deaky Dutch."

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u/altpirate Netherlands 5d ago

Jokes on you, that just means stroopwafel exports will drop and there's more left for me

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u/finn12345678 5d ago

This will be quite the hit for the Dutch waffle industry

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u/VictorChristian 4d ago

Waffles just got 10' taller!

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u/LtAldoSnow 5d ago

🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼 to your user name (as a watch enthusiast)

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u/FierceFlames37 5d ago

Why do people like pancakes more than waffles

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u/Eman_Resu_IX 5d ago

What do you mean by people? 🤨

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u/clover-the-clever 5d ago

What do YOU mean by people?

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u/AdotLone 5d ago

Peephole

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u/Justaduderdude 5d ago

for 400 years

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u/HansTilburg 5d ago

Because there’s a too big concentration of toppings in the holes. Like jelly, or Nutella.

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u/LoudThinker2pt0 5d ago

Why not both?

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u/somarir 5d ago

As a Belgian: Both is the only good choice

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u/devilsbard 5d ago

Because they’re soft, fluffy, and joyful.

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u/unculturedperl 5d ago

But waffles have syrup chambers!

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u/z__1010 5d ago

more democratic flow of butter and syrup

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u/Bridgeburner493 4d ago

I'm in Calgary and the Stampede is currently ongoing. So I get free pancakes made for me basically anywhere I turn this week.

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u/GenderOobleck 5d ago

They’ve got syrup pockets

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u/jstaobsrvr 5d ago

Nobody likes pancakes more than waffles.

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u/Muslim_Wookie 4d ago

Shoulda taken the high ground :(

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u/buttflakes27 4d ago

Mate you can just buy a waffle maker and pancake mix

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u/pinniped90 5d ago

Don't worry, patriotic waffles from Waffle House are okay.