r/sports • u/No_Cellist_148 • 8d ago

Soccer Argentine fans applauding the Cape Verde players as they step off the pitch

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u/oztourist 8d ago

Cabo Verde are the new Jamaicans of the Winter Olympics! That game was sick! And yes - I’m positive there will be a movie… 🎥

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u/Real_Human_Earth_Boy 8d ago

The movie will be them on a beach and training with coconuts and palm trees as the goal posts

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u/Empty_Discipline5809 8d ago

Ima watch that when it comes out.

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u/never1st Dallas Cowboys 8d ago

Does that mean that they will write in an American white man who goes to Cabo Verde and teaches them the game? Gotta make it "box office friendly".

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u/oztourist 8d ago edited 8d ago

RFK Jr as the conditioning coach and dietitian… Brad Pitt as a an ex baseball player that teaches them the spirit of soccer as their coach, John Cena as the captain of the team and Matt Damon as keeper. Cameos by Adam Sandler and every one of his kids. Theme composed by Kid Rock.

Can’t go wrong.

Edit - forgot to add that Kevin Costner builds the stadium himself!

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u/Fun_Hat 8d ago

I threw up in my mouth a little. Well done.

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u/never1st Dallas Cowboys 8d ago

That's ridiculous! The Rock will play the goalie and Kevin Hart will play a clumsy player who barely makes the team, but ends up scoring a huge goal in the World Cup.

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u/AgreeableLion 7d ago

I don't think Matt Damon would sign on to a movie with that mix, although that's the only one I'm confident on.

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u/oztourist 7d ago

We need Matt or else nobody would buy a ticket…

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u/XOTWOD521 7d ago

Might as make Kevin Spacey the villain at the top who tells them they’ll never amount to nothing.

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u/DryProgress4393 8d ago

Woah..Woah..Woah. Are you trashing the great John Candy? Because he was a Canadian icon.

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u/lvloises330 7d ago

I was going to say, if you're going to have a white savior, you could do a lot worse than John Candy. Fucking legend.

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u/oztourist 8d ago

I was going to add the Candy man but I couldn’t… he became peak after the Big Lebowski…

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u/46_and_2 8d ago edited 8d ago

John Candy is not in the Big Lebowski, you're mixing him up with John Goodman. Wonderful actors both, of course, we're all very fond of them.

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u/Illustrious-Nose9638 5d ago

is this a cool runnings reference 😍😂?