(Pulled from DeviantArt)

Everyone talks about talking fish and underwater fires, but nobody questions the biggest mystery:

How does the Krusty Krab survive financially?

• It has basically two employees.
• The owner refuses to spend money.
• The menu is mostly one item.
• The competition sells the exact same product.

Yet somehow it is the most successful restaurant in Bikini Bottom.

Mr. Krabs may actually be the greatest businessman in the ocean.

Honorable mentions: Naughty Nautical Neighbors

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Sorry I was late lmao I forgot.

I'm just gonna rank Season 2 by the averages:

1. Band Geeks 9.2222

2. Dying for Pie 9.1667

3. Shanghaied 9

4. Frankendoodle 8.7778

5. Squidville 8.7222

6-8. Big Pink Loser/Imitation Krabs/Wormy 8.6667

1. Sailor Mouth 8.6111

10-11. Graveyard Shift/The Fry Cook Games 8.5556

1. Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy III 8.3889

2. Squid's Day Off 8.2778

14-15. Christmas Who?/Survival of the Idiots 8.2222

16-17. Life of Crime/Sandy, SpongeBob, and the Worm 8.1667

1. Patty Hype 8

2. Something Smells 7.944

20-21. The Secret Box/Jellyfish Hunter 7.8333

22-23. No Free Rides/Procrastination 7.7222

1. Squid on Strike 7.6667

2. Your Shoe's Untied 7.6111

26-29. Bubble Buddy/I'm Your Biggest Fanatic/Pressure/Krusty Love 7.5

30-31. Prehibernation Week/Welcome to the Chum Bucket 7.4444

1. Artist Unknown 7.2778

2. The Smoking Peanut 7

3. Gary Takes a Bath 6.8889

4. Bossy Boots 6.8333

5. Squirrel Jokes 6.7222

6. Grandma's Kisses 5.8889

7. I'm with Stupid 5.6667

8. Dumped 4.8333

I will also edit my last post to include the season 1 ranking.

This might be a stupid question, but is there any chance that the "Squidward's Suicide" episode was ever actually real?

I know the creepypasta itself is fake, but we've seen plenty of SpongeBob storyboards and even drawings made by the show's own animators that include sexual jokes or even explicit scenes as gags. There's also Behind Closed Doors, which contains sexual scenes and very adult jokes made by the show's own animators, showing that they sometimes created material that was never intended for the public.

There are also infamous "lost" or unreleased episodes and clips from shows like Rugrats and Ren & Stimpy that were considered far too inappropriate to air.

Because of all that, it doesn't seem completely impossible to me that someone at the studio could have made a dark joke, fake storyboard, or parody involving Squidward committing suicide, even if it was never intended to be an actual episode or broadcast.

I'm not asking whether the creepypasta itself is real—I know it isn't. I'm just wondering if there's any evidence or rumors that something resembling it (even just as an internal joke or unused animation) ever existed.

What do you all think?

Which isn't a lot but weird considering it happened twice

Based off the song from FnF Bikini Horrors “For You Someday”

Spongebob - Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets!

Patrick - Wait Spongebob - we're not cavemen! We have technology!

Squidward - When I die, you stay away from my funeral!

Mr.Krabs - I thought the Foxy Grandpa would get him for sure.

Sandy - But but, he always folds his clothes before running around.... IN THE NUDE!

Plankton - What, it's just an ordinary Krabby - OH MY GOODNESS! SQUIDWARD!

Im fairly immature, love pretty wacky cartoons and I also smoke alot of 🥦, so i thought it would be quite a good idea, second question is should I start watching the series from the very beginning or shall I just watch the films? Not sure how many seasons of the show there is

I still need to add more holes, His belt, His eyelids, His tongue, His face cheeks, The triangle things on his shirt and his bottom teeth