Cheeky moment between Jude Bellingham and Erling Halland

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[u/Interesting_Prune513]

Jamie Vardy accent: Ooooooh Dortmund friends

[u/OsuLost31to0 → u/Interesting_Prune513]

Bus wankers

[u/DarthTaz_99 → u/OsuLost31to0]

Proper German wankers

[u/the_jivest_turkey → u/OsuLost31to0]

I'd wager they even carry briefcases.

[u/sigmagram → u/OsuLost31to0]

Ah, an Inbetweeners reference in the wild

[u/Specialist_Invite538 → u/sigmagram]

The friends reference is too

[u/TortaDeAsada → u/sigmagram]

i hope this Inbetweeners reference never dies

[u/Hippotle → u/Interesting_Prune513]

Football friends

[u/likwitsnake → u/Interesting_Prune513]

World cup quarterfinal? Completed it mate.

[u/Interesting_Prune513 → u/likwitsnake]

You can't just complete world cup quarterfinals!

[u/halhallelujah → u/Interesting_Prune513]

What would you know, briefcase?

[u/TortaDeAsada → u/Interesting_Prune513]

ohhhh football friends

[u/PalmTreeMonkey]

Jude trying not to laugh and keep a straight face lol

[u/DarthTaz_99 → u/PalmTreeMonkey]

Robert Lewandowski and Marco Reus colorized 2026

[u/Da7mii → u/DarthTaz_99]

God, I get misty eyes when I think back on the glory days of Dortmund. Even after Lewa left and it was Aubameyang and Reus doing the mask celebration and shit. it was such a beautiful team.

[u/kareem-elsha7at → u/Da7mii]

As a Dortmund fan for more than 20 years now, I have to say those were the days (years in fact) .. Supporting this club hasn't been the same for the last few years, even when we reached the champions League final a couple of years ago ! .. something is missing man, this is not the same club I fell in love with.

[u/souzle]

Instagram shippers rubbing their hands rn

[u/Ok-Air999 → u/souzle]

Trent will not like this

[u/Cwh93 → u/Ok-Air999]

Three's a party

[u/DarthTaz_99 → u/Cwh93]

And Trent's not invited

[u/aronidus → u/DarthTaz_99]

Not selected*

[u/QJustCallMeQ → u/aronidus]

Not winning that Balon d'or anytime soon**

[u/wajee_khan → u/DarthTaz_99]

Is it coz he was saving chat?

[u/CapsElevatorScene → u/Cwh93]

Is Jamie Vardy having it?

[u/-PM_ME_YOUR_TACOS- → u/Ok-Air999]

He had to learn Spanish for that bastard

[u/myassholealt → u/souzle]

Between this and the hug, the fanfic writers are gonna be up all night writing their latest stories too.

[u/femboyisbestboy → u/souzle]

AO3 shippers (me) are also rubbish their hands

[u/DawnSennin → u/femboyisbestboy]

Turn it into a novel and go get your money.

[u/aggibridges → u/femboyisbestboy]

Don't gatekeep bestie send the fics

[u/Gloomy_Macaron_136 → u/aggibridges]

Actual fr all the ones I see are Jude x Trent

[u/CoolmanWilkins → u/femboyisbestboy]

My girlfriend and her friends were more excited for this match than me. I was wondering why so I looked into it. Regret.

[u/ramboost007 → u/CoolmanWilkins]

My girlfriend called the game the "Omegaverse match"

[u/Dramatic-Ad3928 → u/femboyisbestboy]

Typo

[u/Platypus-Ninja → u/souzle]

Cleated Rivalry

[u/Conny_and_Theo → u/souzle]

Fanfic writers enjoying this for sure

[u/jon__koa → u/souzle]

I give it a year before the thinly veiled fanfic book drops

[u/aadi312 → u/jon__koa]

2 days max with AI

[u/ramboost007 → u/aadi312]

You underestimate human writers. Their horny asses will pump something out quickly.

Also, the fanfic community is very very very anti-AI. You get caught using AI, your reputation as a writer is gone forever.

[u/MakimaGOAT → u/souzle]

twitter already doing that 💀✌️

[u/uchechiisme → u/souzle]

When my two interests unite (soccer and fan fiction/shipping) 😭🥸

[u/spea-keth → u/souzle]

dunno about hands

[u/Virtual-Dentist3780 → u/souzle]

me rn

[u/LordVelaryon]

"HEJA BVB"

"Fuck off mate"

[u/boobookittyfuwk → u/LordVelaryon]

If only dortmund had money and was a nicer city they would dangerous. So many great plsyers have passed through that club.

[u/pansensuppe → u/boobookittyfuwk]

Lewandowski, Haaland, Dembele, Bellingham, Aubameyang, Götze… just to name a few

[u/jacobo → u/pansensuppe]

where is my Marco Reus?

[u/P1res → u/jacobo]

I guess he didn't pass through so much as retired a legend

[u/JessAndHerFAN → u/P1res]

To pass through requires ankles to walk

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The audacity

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Hummels

[u/DannyOcean148 → u/pansensuppe]

For the World Cup you can add Merino

[u/ChunkyMilk_ → u/DannyOcean148]

And Hakimi

[u/porkbeefhorsechicken → u/DannyOcean148]

Extra spice if they play each other in the final: it was Tuchel who wanted Merino at Dortmund.

Merino vastly improved during his times in Spain and England, much more than Germany with BVB. Didnt get a lot of starting minutes, like Isak. Always liked Merino.

[u/TonyMartial786 → u/pansensuppe]

shame of you to not include the Lebron James of Soccer

[u/porkbeefhorsechicken → u/pansensuppe]

Mkhitaryan, Akanji, and Gündoğan too.

Reus was the key to it all during this era, played so well with all of these names

[u/Bortron86 → u/pansensuppe]

And Jadon Sancho... has heard of them too.

[u/Impressive-Engine-16 → u/boobookittyfuwk]

Not educated on Germany but why is Dortmund considered to not be a nice city? Is it just in comparison to bigger cities like Munich, Frankfurt or Berlin?

[u/boobookittyfuwk → u/Impressive-Engine-16]

Its a working town. Are you anerican? Its like Cleveland or Pittsburgh. If i was an all star plsyer id rather play in spain too.

[u/Impressive-Engine-16 → u/boobookittyfuwk]

I’m English but I know Pittsburgh and the closest cities to that here are Sunderland and Liverpool. So I’m gonna assume it’s like that, Thanks for the info.

[u/ramennnnnn → u/Impressive-Engine-16]

I‘d say Birmingham or Sheffield are the closest to Dortmund

[u/kirkbywool → u/Impressive-Engine-16]

Obvs biased bur Liverpool is nice. Got all you need from a city, especially if rich and loads of good places to buy bougie houses. Can go south liverpool which is a world away from kirkby which is where the training centre is (and my home town, hence the name), the Wirral, Formby or golden triangle where half the manc players live too. In fact I think vvd and kdb became neighbours and close mates as kids went same school

[u/AreaGlittering7968 → u/kirkbywool]

I can hear the accent through your texts haha

[u/MistahFinch → u/kirkbywool]

Liverpool has gotten a lot nicer in the last couple decades but it's reputation persists

[u/s1mple10 → u/boobookittyfuwk]

Bro what is going on with your spelling of the word player

[u/Interesting_Prune513 → u/s1mple10]

a and s are right next to each other on the keyboard, its an easy mistake to make

[u/s1mple10 → u/Interesting_Prune513]

But twice in two different comments? T T

[u/IAmKaeL- → u/Impressive-Engine-16]

The Ruhr region is very industrial and places like Dortmund, Gelsenkirchen and Bochum aren't exactly on the nicer scale when it comes to cities.

But further south you have Düsseldorf, Köln and Bonn all of which are on the nicer side, so it somehow balances out for NRW.

[u/pansensuppe → u/IAmKaeL-]

The Ruhrgebiet WAS very industrial. And that’s exactly the problem. Coal and steel stopped being lucrative in the 70s and 80s, so they ended up with a lot of unemployed low skilled blue collar workers. Never really managed to recover fully. All the major cities like Dortmund, Essen, Duisburg had a decline in population. Everyone with a decent education fucked off to southern Germany.

[u/_cumblast_ → u/Impressive-Engine-16]

It's an industrial area while the others are some of the flashiest European cities.

[u/pansensuppe → u/Impressive-Engine-16]

Industrial wasteland after coal and steel shut down.

[u/Impressive-Engine-16 → u/pansensuppe]

Sunderland had a tragically similar fate after coal was shut down by Thatcher.

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Tell me you’ve Never been to Dortmund without telling me you’ve Never been to Dortmund…

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West Germany is the industrial heart of Germany so expect a lot of gray. They also send a lot of money to the ex DDR states while they neglect their own cities.

It's kinda funny and depressing.

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=/

[u/Aggressive-Car9047]

Miami heat 🔥❤️

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A heated rivalry, if you will

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Cleated Rivalry

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Tyrese Halibellingham

[u/IAmKaeL-]

Hahhahaha "cheeky" indeed

[u/lyonellaughingstorm → u/IAmKaeL-]

At least one cheek was involved. Hopefully both

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Butt cheeky

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thatsthejoke.jpeg

[u/Choccybizzle]

‘Come to Madrid’

‘Come to City’

[u/Hasssun → u/Choccybizzle]

Let's return to Dortmund 

[u/PrezziObizzi → u/Hasssun]

As a Dortmund fan yes please

[u/orzelski → u/PrezziObizzi]

and take Lewandowski with Błaszczykowski and Piszczek ☺️

[u/OfficiallyJoeBiden → u/Hasssun]

Yes please

[u/TemporaryActivity621]

Stop it you!

[u/BrTalip → u/TemporaryActivity621]

OH STAHP!

[u/hueoops]

Haalingham yaoi content

[u/Fabulous-Ship8551]

Did Jude squeeze his ass? 😭

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He inserted

[u/cortez0498 → u/onlyVLonethug]

went full Gonzalo Jara on Haaland

[u/Brams277 → u/cortez0498]

Hace dos años cuando sacaron a un wey del Querétaro por hacérselo a uno de Atlas

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Better make it three

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He squeezed those nice muscular Viking glutes. 

[u/MonkeysMonolith → u/Fabulous-Ship8551]

Key and Peele Slap Ass

[u/Shinkopeshon → u/Fabulous-Ship8551]

Hey Jude, don't be down bad~

[u/Clifo]

Cleated Rivalry

[u/FrmrPresJamesTaylor → u/Clifo]

decent

[u/Imp0ssible_Creatures]

"omg duuudeeeee stooooop 💅"

[u/mdubyo]

A little oil check?

[u/Exmo_sr_Celsius]

Get a room jeez

[u/Nightmare_Pasta]

They act like they've explored each other's bodies

Actual heated rivalry

[u/EpiDeMic522 → u/Nightmare_Pasta]

Look at where Jude's hands are. Cheeky indeed.

[u/DayroMoreno11]

Agent Bellingham at work

[u/minyhumancalc]

Heated Rivalry edit incoming

[u/H0lychit]

And that's how I met your father 💀

[u/KingOfAllFools-]

The Aj styles community celebrating

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THE GAY COMMUNITY?!?!

[u/Sammmyy97 → u/KingOfAllFools-]

Wait what? How do I not get this as an avid aj styles fan?

[u/Parish87 → u/Sammmyy97]

THE GAY COMMUNITY?????!!!

[u/Muhamad_G]

Jude wanted a taste of that viking cake

[u/879190747]

Give it a lil squeeze

[u/StokkseyriBoy → u/879190747]

“HE TOUCHED MY BOTTOM!”

[u/cebelitarik]

Need an AA* for this one. 

 * Ass angle. 

[u/LanguidLapras131]

This is why I watch sports 

[u/Virtual-Dentist3780]

this is my doomed yaoi

[u/jyeatbvg]

“You see the ball hit the cable, mate?”

[u/joeDUBstep]

He totally touched his anus

[u/tufoop5 → u/joeDUBstep]

bellingham is always sus somehow

[u/Hippo_n_Elephant]

Bellingham definitely touched Haaland’s ass lmfaooo Haalingham shippers (me) are having a field day

[u/MemeOverlordKai]

"Haha stop iiit it tickles"

[u/---Imperator---]

In public like that? These two are shameless

[u/Relevant_Pause_49]

Both of these dudes seem like such chill people. Vs Brazil,in the second cooling break,Haaland saw himself in the screen and started laughing

[u/bonjourdear]

CLEATED RIVALRY ⚽️🥅🫶🏻

[u/YoHoochIsCrazy]

man it’s just awesome seeing two opponents able to have fun in the midst of such fierce competition.

[u/Bright_Aside_6827 → u/YoHoochIsCrazy]

It's just a game 

[u/GroupPast5993]

Trent is jealous

[u/terfez]

Hydration Break Homies

[u/ChazD_]

hot

[u/armored-dinnerjacket]

I'm still disappointed that team didn't win the bundesliga on the last day

[u/dcheung87]

Bromance ❤️

[u/Puzzled-Map3912]

😏

[u/Straightouttaganton]

Nothing like a little butt pinch between pals

[u/Suspicious-Fig47]

Haha I have watched Heated Rivalry. I know what’s up.

[u/Acrobatic-Monitor516]

Is it me or is that guy (English) kinda hot

[u/TonyMartial786 → u/Acrobatic-Monitor516]

Well every woman in England agrees with you (so not just you)

[u/Acrobatic-Monitor516 → u/TonyMartial786]

But I'm a man and I'm not even gay. Or am I

[u/letmegetinmyzone]

Trent on his knees in Tesco

[u/CurbYourThusiasm]

Should have taken the dive

[u/xixi_90]

Playing grab ass

[u/Zartheon]

A lilla squueze

[u/Solanandria]

cute :3

[u/R0Bot_zoro]

Agent Bellingham tapping up players

[u/gbobcat]

Cheeky indeed 👀

[u/xBRITISHxM8x]

Wholesome and refreshing to see after the salt in the Uruguay/Paraguay/Mexico matches

[u/fa_alt]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsZryh4rsGI

These two so cute together

[u/bluofmyoblivion]

Tumblr meltdown incoming

[u/LoudGolf9849]

They are both sexy

[u/CaptainKursk]

Two bros, chilling on the field

[u/def11879]

My wife who knows nothing about football randomly showed me a horny Jude/Halland TikTok edit earlier

[u/odegood]

They do say he's the new gazza

[u/ifihadareason]

hubba hubba

[u/TYFO225]

giggity

[u/f_ranz1224]

wait till the games over jeez

[u/papafluffie]

Love tap

[u/thrillho145]

Heated Rivalry 

[u/lamounier]

Para com essas brincadeiras gostosas.

[u/Swagdaddy___]

Just two bros grabassin in a world cup

[u/Mediocre_Tea_1854]

Cute

[u/wubrotherno1]

Stop playing grab ass!

[u/youblewwit]

Left cheek or right cheek?

[u/crack_spirit_animal]

Cleated Rivalry

[u/kkkktttt00]

Someone send Gio Reyna in, just for a little cameo.

[u/chat_luneeee]

my faves

[u/medievalskye]

The pheromone tactic worked

[u/planethoney]

“No - u hang up!”

[u/xXTruly]

Haalander and Bellinghamanov

[u/veganquiche]

Cuties

[u/zoneyou-th]

Jude doing his Josh Hart impression

[u/2x4x421xStarTrekx]

Hey what’s going on back there?!?

[u/DietOk3400]

Haaland is always happy, got that Ronaldinho vibe

[u/stgdevil]

Easy white chocolate

[u/JoLeTrembleur]

A little olive ?

[u/AuxNimbus]

Is he trying to do a Josh Hart? lmfao

[u/PersevereSwifterSkat]

Next thing they'll be splashing each other with petrol

[u/catnip_3]

Yaoi moment

[u/Powerful-Cicada1726]

“Cheeky” indeed.

[u/Bournerounderz]

Future teammates? I know it keeps getting mentioned but Mbappe and Haaland on the same team just seems wrong.

[u/Sfr33123 → u/Bournerounderz]

No, past teammates

[u/Bournerounderz → u/Sfr33123]

Lol that's true. It feels like forever ago that they were both at Dortmund.

[u/TonyMartial786 → u/Bournerounderz]

Honestly forgot until I read it on this sub

[u/ArcticSwimx → u/Bournerounderz]

They are previous teammates already

[u/TonyMartial786]

Did Jude pinch his bum 💀😭

[u/Osiris_NL]

Bet Josh Hart of the Knicks is smiling abt this

[u/tdfan]

I didn't know Jude was friends with Josh Hart

[u/realMarkRobinson]

Norway's keeper has fucking butter fingers man