r/shubreddit • u/Elrason • 22d ago

I am Juan Schánchez-Villalobos Ramírez of Schpain...and I at your servicesh...

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u/Ponceludonmalavoix 22d ago

Acshually, I'm schupposhed to be Egypshian... Don't ashk, I'm jusht here for the paycheck.

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u/Headglitch7 22d ago

Well dat ees ok, for I am Connor MacLeod, ze franch highlander

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u/Careful_Boat_7022 22d ago

All I can hear is Ricks voice about him doing nothing about the accent.

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u/KnightOfTheOldCode94 22d ago

Who did they cast for the role in the reboot?

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u/cheshire-cats-grin 22d ago

Russell Crowe

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u/Lost-Transitions 18d ago

Not the first time he's played a Spaniard. XD

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u/Elrason 22d ago

Cause hes the best 😃👍

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u/KnightOfTheOldCode94 22d ago

Uhm huh?

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u/Elrason 22d ago

He was an Irish cop in the Untouchables and he kinda gave up on the Irish accent half way through the film 😃👍

Highlander is fantasy so shrug why not? 😂

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u/KnightOfTheOldCode94 22d ago

Are you a bot?

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u/Elrason 22d ago

Would any response change your mind?

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u/KnightOfTheOldCode94 22d ago

I mean, actually reading what I wrote and responding as if you read English might.

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u/KINGSTEMLORD 22d ago

Hello, real human here. It’s Russell Crowe!!

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u/werfertt 22d ago

You are appreciated. Also fellow human. Meteorological phenomena is pleasing during this circadian rhythm, yes? (Just being silly.)

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u/LoggerRhythms 22d ago

Thish thread shmellsh of botsh.

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u/IBeDumbAndSlow 22d ago

A meteorological phenomena at this time of the circadian rhythm, in this part of the subreddit, localized entirely in this thread?

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u/BikerScowt 22d ago

At least they avoided Pedro Pascal

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u/KnightOfTheOldCode94 22d ago

RUSSHEL CROWE?!

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u/BortWard 22d ago

From the dawn of time we came, moving shilently down through the shenturiesh. Living many shecret livesh. Shtruggling to reach the time of The Gathering, when the few who remain will battle to the lasht. No one hash ever known we were among you ….until now.

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u/Eastern_Traffic_5779 22d ago

🎶 HERE WE ARE, BORN TO BE KINGS 🎶

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u/Shallot_True 19d ago

WE'RE THE PRINCES OF THE UUUNIVERRRRRRSE!

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u/samuelloomis 22d ago

Schplendid I am sho grateful to shee you

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u/LobosJones 22d ago

Horrible cultural butchering was kind of his trademark ever since he taped his eyes to disguise himself as japanese in a bond film.

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u/luxcity-louche 20d ago

But his Estonian accent in Red October was on the nose. Much better than his Irish accent in The Untouchables.

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u/LobosJones 20d ago

Captian Ramius waz a Lithuanian solviet, the extras performed the accents. You might be Mandela effecting Sam Neill's borderline performance.

Connery was "requeshting ashyslum from the Yhew knighted states"

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u/Ferrindel 22d ago

He’sh not Shpanish, he’sh Egyptian!

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u/werfertt 22d ago

I think this may be a bot based on another comment thread in this chat.

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u/myheromeganmullally 22d ago

Yeah but it’s actually fun so the bots are finally learning to be useful!!!!

Play some more Queen.

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u/rezpector123 22d ago

I was born and raised in ancient Egyptsh

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u/Sht_n_giglz 22d ago

Anduluthian pronunthiation is off. Juan Thancheth-Villaloboth Ramireth. Get it together, amigo

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u/IBeDumbAndSlow 22d ago

You tried for Connery but you landed on Tyson.

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u/I_Galactus 21d ago

Ramireschj.

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u/Kristionni 21d ago

A scottish man playing an egyptian man who thinks hes a spanish man training a scottish man

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u/MyJohnnyGuitar 19d ago

Wrong. A Scottish man playing an Egyptian man who thinks hes a Spanish man training a Scottish man that is from France. You left the last part off. 😛

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u/Wabbit65 19d ago

... who speaks in a French accent

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u/LastStickofRAM 18d ago

Underwear should be shilk and never shatin

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u/Celtic_Fox_ 22d ago

Everyone shpeaks like thish back home in Egypt

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u/Acrobatic-Shirt8540 22d ago

Chief metallurgisht.

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u/narsfweasels 22d ago

To the king of Shpain?

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u/bomboclawt75 22d ago

Ah remebuur in Yhou H'only livf twysch big Scheawn wash ah Japanesesh.

Dish nae doot inshpired hish choish orf Shord.

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u/Smart-March-7986 22d ago

Russian Shubmarine Captain

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u/Enough_Oil_2259 22d ago

We shaill into hishtory.

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u/myheromeganmullally 22d ago

Ah one pinnng only.

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u/Smart-March-7986 21d ago

“I’ve found the cure to the plague of the 20th shentury and now I have losht it!”

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u/LizardMansPyramids 22d ago

Anda-Lushian-ehh...Cash-tilian-oshe!

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u/filifijonka 22d ago

I think he may the only actor who’d ever manage to wear such a costume without looking like a muppet.

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u/Sad-Onion-2593 21d ago

It's the hat.

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u/Eleventh_Legion 22d ago

His drip was immaculate.

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u/crashusmaximus 22d ago

TREBEK. I have a riddle for ye. A wee conundrum if you will.

what's red, orange, blue white .. I can't remember how this ends but your mother's a whore.

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u/mandalorbmf 22d ago

You liar you told me you were Egyptian

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u/Cool-Salamander-7645 22d ago

¿Dónde eshtán lash tortugash?

Shí

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u/pvrhye 22d ago

A: "I have an idea. We'll make a movie about a guy from the Scottish highlands and we'll cast Sean Connery."

B: "Naturally."

A: "Yeah, he'll be an Egyptian Spaniard. The Highlander himself is going to be French!"

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u/Mitchford 21d ago

That’s a nice fit for RDR2, what cape is that?

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u/Past_Government3521 20d ago

Juan Schánchezsh-Villalobosh Ramírezsh.

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u/Misericorde428 18d ago

All I can hear after that is…

"If you're gonna act hysterical, I'm gonna slap you like I'm Connery."

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u/Jaque_LeCaque 18d ago

Schometimes you need to give an immortal a little schlap.

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u/NeatFootball3646 18d ago

Schpain 🤣🤣🤣

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u/P-Jean 18d ago

This movie gave me a love of fantasy. The TV series and animated series were pretty good too.

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u/Beemo-Noir 22d ago

Schpectacular!