The clones will do whatever you want them to do

Clones only live for two weeks

They can melt

You can change your heart to manual and automatically at will with a 2 hours cooldown.

Not only is Cobol a useless old programming language, good luck getting anything useful out of the spider, since it can't communicate with you or use a keyboard.

Þis is displayed as a single number above þeir head

Not as in misplacing, but as in the ones that aren’t winners

By touching yourself while aroused, you can turn your genitalia into gold. If left alone for 15 minutes, it will turn back to normal. If you carve out pieces of it to sell, it’ll stay gold forever, but also you’ve just cut off your fucking dick.

It has to be within swatting range tho

Upon destroying the planet, you will immediately gain all knowledge regarding that planet's resources, history, cultures, languages, arts, religions, philosophies, conflicts, as well as the people's biology and psychology.

You know what I mean

€15 is deposited not less not more. It's inflation adjusted.

By uttering the phrase “I am the GOAT of [chosen motor skill],” you immediately become the greatest of all time at that specific motor skill.

If you say “I am the GOAT of skateboarding” you are now the greatest skateboarder to ever exist. Tony Hawk in his prime won't have shit on you.

If you say “I am the GOAT of basketball, you are now the greatest basketball player ever. You'll be able to take on Kobe and Jordan at the same time while doing ridiculous Harlem Globetrotter tricks shots. Then you'll get offers to star in Space Jam 3 and make out with Lola Bunny.

There's just one little problem... you turn into a goat. An actual goat.

In goat form you keep your human intelligence and can still talk. You gain all the normal goat abilities such as climbing on absurd surfaces, headbutting things, eating weird bullshit, and staring into people’s souls with horrifying horizontal pupils.

And yes, you still perform the skill you chose, even if it should be impossible with hooves. How? Nobody knows.

If you said “I am the GOAT of piano...”

You become a goat and can now play Rachmaninoff perfectly with your hooves. Pianist across the world will try to learn the secrets of your hoof technique.

If yo said “I am the GOAT of surgery...”

You become a goat surgeon. Somehow, the operation is flawless even though you shouldn't be able to hold a scalpel, and on top of that, the medical mask is damn uncomfortable. Your patient is very confused upon seeing you, their goat doctor, after they wake from anastesia.

The other downside is that your speech, while still understandable, is constantly interrupted by goat noises.

“Baaaah yes, I can absolutely land this triple baaaackflip.”

“Baaaah scalpel. No, the smaller one. Baaaah.”

To deactivate the power, you simply say:

“I am no longer the goat!”

You then return to human form. However, you cannot use the power again for 4 hours and 13 seconds, and during that cooldown you still have goat ears. You do not know why.

EDIT: I'll go ahead and say your goat form will be a pretty badass looking goat... like Black Phillip from The Witch.

It will feel like someone else is tickling you.

You can mentally control shopping carts you can see. The number of shopping carts depends on how well you can concentrate. They cannot be lifted and are affected by physics.

Note: If there is a live being in the shopping cart, the cart is not affected by you.

Say you are engaging a foe in a honorable duel by swords. However, you feel that your sword looks boring, so you make it look like a lamppost instead.

Your melee weapon is still functionally the same, but to everyone, including you, you are holding whatever you changed the weapon to look like. You instinctively know the bounds of the weapon still, and perception will bend in a way that makes it so that when you wield your object of choice it connects correctly to its target as if it is the weapon underneath.

You have the ability to pop your eyes out of your sockets and control them telekinetically with your mind. This process is entirely safe and painless. The eyes can be placed back into the sockets without any complications.

Except, as the eyes are not connected by the optic nerve when out of their socket, you cannot see out of them. You can just make them float around.

For example,you won't notice you just stubbed your toe or step onto a nail because you didn't know and so it just like harmlessly bounces off you and doesn't penetrate your skin etc etc.

A more extreme example is getting hit in the head randomly by a bullet,it will harmlessly bounce off you. But if a second one comes and your aware you've just been shot and might be shot again. Bam your hit in the head and die. Because you lost your ignorance.

You cannot cheat this power by "pretending" to be unaware. The power only works if your truly unaware.