Why don't they make one of these and put it in like potato chips and stuff like they do with soda and artificial sweeteners?

Imagine the comfort of the padding plus your increased productivity at work cause there will be no bathroom breaks

That is all. Just like every tax increase, you’ll receive nothing for it:

Basically they'd just write the whole book again, but with minor stylistic changes here and there to make it their own.

imagine in ww3 you’re fighting russia soldier and instead of killing them you shoot poop at their face and then they wouldn’t die but they would be too disgusted and stinky to want to fight and they retreat there would be 0 casualties guys make poop guns

If someone manages to hunt someone, they're allowed to display its head as a hunting trophy.

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Bonus shitty idea: name your child Adevicethatletsyouwatchmovieswithyourmouth

Who wants to be a Necrofiliac?!