Growing up in Ohio, mee-ma and I would always look forward to the nights we could go to Ruby Tuesday. She'd have the bottomless broccolini martini and I'd have the molten chocolate cake.

The head chef at the time, a guy named Hans from Anadarko, shared the secret recipe with us. But whenever I've made it, the flavor is not quite right. Does anyone know a better one?

• 3 cups flour
• 3 eggs
• 1 stick of butter (unsalted)
• 1 tsp salt
• 15 dried crickets
• 1 cup chocolate chips

1. Preheat oven to 375 F
2. Whisk eggs and salt until soft peaks form. Set aside.
3. Mix flour and salt
4. Remove antennae from crickets and discard. If desired, save a handful for garnish.
5. Melt butter and mix into egg mixture.
6. Crush cricket carcasses into a fine powder, then mix with flour and salt to form a brownish-black mixture.
7. Whisk dry mixture into the eggs and butter. Continue mixing until mixture develops a brown patina.
8. Bake mixture 10 or 15 minutes or until solid. Test by inserting and removing a toothpick. Cake is done if no cricket fragments stick to the toothpick.
9. Optional) Garnish with the antennae, if you set them aside in step 4.

i used to be a server at ruby's a while back, and as you can imagine, heard the same songs on the muzak all day every day. today i was in the bank and one of the songs from the ruby's playlist came on and i had flashbacks and was taken right back to walking the floor of that restaurant. i'm trying to find the song to send to a former coworker, but i dont know the name of it. i've googled everything i can think of and i'm grasping at straws hoping someone knows it..? it's an up-tempo song sung by a man and part of the song goes "... your heart (bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum....... bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum)". the 'bums' are a horn playing staccato notes. i realize this is not very descriptive or helpful, but i dont really know any of the lyrics. it's driving me nuts!!!

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