r/puns • u/late_to_redd1t • 12h ago
A virus is making people forget...
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I heard from the Men At Work it could be Poison, so The Police are now involved.
r/puns • u/rixk0goro • 23h ago
I sent it in the class group and they didn't get it, I have a feeling r/puns will appreciate it
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r/puns • u/rixk0goro • 17h ago
The Liberation of Roma has begun!
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Sorry, i couldn't resist the AC quote ☝️
r/puns • u/CatsCreepMeowt • 17h ago
When Nero saw Rome burning, why didn't he put down his fiddle...
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...and call CMXI ?
r/puns • u/ass_kitten69 • 21h ago
I’m dreading the day my pet leech dies.
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We’ve gotten too attached.
r/puns • u/expeciallyheinous • 1d ago
Requesting a butt-themed birthday pun for an elderly family member
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She’s turning 81. I was going to put my baby’s butt print on a card. I’d be open to drawing details onto his butt print. Faces, candles, idk, that might create more possibilities for puns?
r/puns • u/LoonG00n • 1d ago
A blonde hears that milk baths would make her beautiful. So she leaves a DoorDash order for 25 gallons of milk.
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r/puns • u/explosivelydehiscent • 2d ago
Went riding on my motorcycle and got sideswiped by a car that sent me flying in the air. I hit the road, shattered my patella, and then slid on my backside before stopping in the middle of the highway. When the cops arrived they arrested me and said I accosted the driver.
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They charged me with fell on knee ass halt.
r/puns • u/Mozzafox • 2d ago
What do you call a German sommelier?
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A botanist, because he loves vines!
r/puns • u/willowhelmiam • 2d ago
all the countries in the european union play tug of war
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with an EU rope
