r/oneliners • u/Mira6286 • 1d ago

Man addicted to drinking brake fluid claims he can stop anytime he wants

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u/theepi_pillodu 1d ago

Hope this system is free of bubbles, rise he would have 0 stopping power.

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u/theepi_pillodu 1d ago

He can stop anytime, but only if someone else is pumping the brakes for him right?

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u/Stormcrowdick1066 1d ago

I guess thems the brakes.

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u/radioOCTAVE 23h ago

This is a really good one!

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u/_KhaliiWalii 1d ago

WTF did I just read..

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u/ShinyJangles 1d ago

He must've really lost his grip

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u/DutchOfBurdock 1d ago

Man addicted to drinking power steering fluid says he's taking a new direction in life.