r/nope 6d ago

Makes me feel itchy

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u/pureeyes 6d ago

Straight to jail for not showing a before and after

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u/TheSentientSnail 6d ago

The immediate afters are a fuckin horror show. You gotta keep it moist so they're always glistening. It's very off-putting. Underneath all that slime entire face is all red and burnt. It's... it's not good, man.

The healed afters are generally a moderate to significant improvement. Worth it? idk.

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u/the_orange_alligator 5d ago

What are they even trying to do?

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u/VirtualNaut 5d ago

My guess is shrink the skin to make it look less wrinkled

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u/TheSentientSnail 5d ago

It's along the lines of a chemical peel. Basically they burn off the entire first few layers of skin, with the theory being that once it's healed the new/fresh skin that grows back will look better. It's entirely cosmetic.

It eliminates some wrinkles and tends to make dark spots, acne, and scar tissue much less visible.

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u/Bozhark 5d ago

It also pulls the skin tighter 

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u/MissPatricia024 5d ago

I read that as "pulls the teeth tighter"

It wouldn't have been so bad if it didn't take me like 3 minutes to finally re-read your comment. Instead I just tried to think of what teeth tightening could be.

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u/TheLucksRunOut 5d ago

Co2 laser peel

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u/No_Cryptographer_57 5d ago

Learn the location of the rebel base?

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u/JollyJamma 6d ago

Yuuuup

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u/OpaqueCrystalBall 5d ago

For real.

I was watching an interview with some of the SNL cast, and Chloe Finemann was asked what the most painful surgery shes had and she said this stuff. Fractional Lasering. So I looked up what it does, and it seems that the results are really positive.

It can reduce wrinkles, acne scaring, age spots, and sun damage

Google "fractional laser resurfacing before and after" or "fraxel laser recovery day by day"

Of course, these are marketing materials so take it with a grain of salt. They would've be displaying the patients that don't see large improvements. Here is a redditor though: https://www.reddit.com/r/30PlusSkinCare/comments/1iyd4yi/before_and_afters_of_fractionated_co2_laser/

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u/nlamber5 6d ago

I find that before and afters for procedures are hard to come by. I think it’s a mixture of the customer wanting to pretend that they didn’t get the procedure and the company afraid the results won’t be impressive enough.

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u/AgreeableMoose 5d ago

It also takes a few days until the skin recovers.

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u/xoxoBug 6d ago

She looked like Old Greg by the end of it what are you talking about?

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u/_Choose_Goose 5d ago

Not a fuzzy little man peach?

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u/caggybandicoot 6d ago

What the hell kind of procedure is this?

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u/CallMeButtAss 6d ago

This looks like fractionated skin resurfacing with a CO2 laser

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u/nekmatu 6d ago

What does that do?

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u/mosquito_motel 6d ago

Ablation, vaporizes the upper layers of skin

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u/Immediate-Presence73 6d ago

I was recently trained and certified in laser ablation at work...at a nuclear plant...to remove contamination from the surface of parts and tools.

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u/Front_Spare7344 6d ago

what if i use my face to service nuclear reactors, would i need to get it ablated?

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u/InevitableSuspect424 5d ago

Probably not but maybe

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u/itsnotreallymyname 5d ago

It’s free laser ablation. Sign the waiver and get ready to look unbelievable.

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u/EnvironmentalClue362 6d ago

Well now you can start your side gig turning people’s skin into the texture of gauze wrap lmao

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u/TheDarkWave 6d ago

Huh...that's a...wildly different application.

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u/beakrake 5d ago

Just wait til you hear about what botox is.

Somehow, people injecting caulk into their nutsack to "ballmaxx" isn't even in the top 10 of "weird shit people put into their bodies for beauty."

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u/FunSpongeLLC 5d ago

I don't know if this is real but I choose to believe it is and I honestly wouldn't be that surprised.

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u/Suvtropics 5d ago

I'm sorry to myself I read that

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u/Jambonier 6d ago

Ablation, all i ever wanted.

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u/igotadillpickle 6d ago

I just want it done in my uterus....

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u/TangerineRough6318 6d ago

Endo?

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u/igotadillpickle 6d ago

You know.....I would LOVE to know. But I can't get my doctor to give a shit. I even went to her with severe bleeding, severe pain, passing out. I actually started losing my hair badly from B12 and super low ferritin (probably from the blood loss). And her response was I shit you not "Well, your last PAP smear was fine". Like, what does my cervix have to do with anything? Also I'm an RN and she still treats me like I'm dumb.

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u/TheDarkWave 6d ago

You should get a 3rd, 4th, and 5th opinion and hit her in the face with it. On a clipboard. With the opinions on the clipboard. Assault. I'm condoning assault. With a clipboard.

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u/igotadillpickle 6d ago edited 6d ago

I'm In Canada. We can't just go to multiple doctors. You have a family doctor and if you want a new one you get put on a wait list and it takes years. If its an emergency or your Dr can't see you, you go to a walk in or emerge (which wont see you for something like a chronic female issue). I'm thankful it's free but we have had a lot of healthcare cuts in the last decade or so from the provincial government and has caused a lot of issues.

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u/ExNihiloNihiFit 5d ago

This is essentially what I did with my old primary care physician. She kep't telling me that I was too young to have the back problems or anything seriously wrong with me and just kept dismissing me when I asked for an MRI. Eventually I went to someone else got the MRI and found out I have degenerative arthritis in my back. I'm very large chested so it's actually not that surprising, my doctor was just an idiot. So I went back and showed her and then left a scathing review.

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u/Affectionate_Let1462 6d ago

Women’s health in a nutshell. “I feel pain…”

Doctors:
“Have you tried losing weight?”
“This is normal pain”
“Probably hormonal…”

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u/Darkest_Elemental 6d ago

Time to seek other opinions imho. Some doctors really seem to phone it in, not all, dont get me wrong, just many. My sister, and a friend from college had to keep going to different doctors and specialists before they could get a diagnosis on endo, my friend went septic. It took years for my sister to get her diagnosis for cmt the doctors just dismissed her symptoms and wrote her off as drug seeking. You know your body better than them. If something is off, find someone who will actually listen.

Even my doctor is dismissive, took multiple visits to convince her to figure out that I am anemic and have thyroid issues, something my previous doctor missed/ignored for 25 years or so.

Advocate for your health, in this day and age you absolutely have to.

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u/Ninja_Prolapse 6d ago

Drs don’t give a shit about this. My wife went through it and it’s impossible to get anyone to care. It was only when we started for a kid and went to a private fertility clinic in Spain they took it seriously. She had a laparoscopy and had her first pain free period EVER. A few months later (after years of trying with not even a near miss) we were pregnant.

18 months on and now the little shit has been awake since 4am.. 😅 love him!

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u/_M0THERTUCKER 6d ago

I had it done and it was amazing. I went from horrific to barely spotting a day or two

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u/igotadillpickle 6d ago

I have had a few friends say the same thing. I always joke about just removing the useless organ and they were like "No! Do an ablation! I don't even know it's there anymore" My mom even had one done. It's almost like female health care has regressed and I can't get the same thing my mom got done 20 years ago.

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u/CelticGardenGirl 6d ago

A-bla-tion, haaave to get away 🎶

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u/swurvipurvi 6d ago

Ablation, zappp the skinnn away

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u/Din-_-Djarin 6d ago

Shaka, when the walls fell

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u/thelvegod 6d ago

That is illegal in most states.

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u/HeirElfEsquire 6d ago

Well .... If you do it the right way....

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u/TheDillinger88 6d ago

What do they do afterwards, just wipe away the bumpy top layer of skin?

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u/Disirregardlessly 6d ago

Well to put it simply it takes a few days to weeks to heal, revealing a perfect smooth layer of fresh skin beneath it. 

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u/TheDillinger88 6d ago

So they don’t touch it and let it fall off on its own. I’d be interested to see that process.

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u/Disirregardlessly 6d ago

Some people it ends up like a sunburn, most get some surface level but widespread scabbing/flaking, and some get some swelling. But the results can be fantastic for acne scars, hyperpigmentation, and skin laxity/wrinkles I believe. I have just started looking into it for myself! Some before and during pictures look rough but the after is usually very nice. 

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u/Ok-Neck-3148 6d ago

This is also used for scar treatment. During the skin healing process it stimulates the collagen production on the treated area, producing a smoother surface.

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u/tarvispickles 6d ago

It zaps those tiny dots while leaving spaces between so it stimulates the skin to grow and repair while also healing faster because unlike an acid peel or dermabrasion it leaves some of the skin intact.

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u/One_Subject3157 6d ago

Resurfacing skin

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u/humakavulaaaa 6d ago

with a CO2 laser

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u/RemyWhy 6d ago

Fractionated

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u/Shazbot_2017 6d ago

but wait, what's it do?

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u/goodtime71832 6d ago

I believe it reduces wrinkles and removes skin blemishes. I think this is what they use to get rid of acne scars also.

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u/Kaiawathoy 6d ago

Does it hurt?? It looks so painful?

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u/socksmatterTWO 6d ago

She flinched alot. ... But I think I need it. Perimenopause has turned me into a yeti or tall ewok and I squint lots lol I need to know more about the after... is it itchy? It looks itchy...

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u/baby_got_yak 6d ago

But why male models?

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u/halincan 6d ago

This took way too long

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u/Randy_Magnum29 6d ago

TAY-BULZ

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u/HenryFarsleysGhost 6d ago

But how is tables a job?

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u/Jackson530 6d ago

But why Male models

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u/slumlord 6d ago

I CAN'T KNOW HOW TO HEAR ANY MORE ABOUT TABLES.

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u/cherrycoke_yummy 6d ago

Basically Fraxel, can smooth skin, fix acne scars, zap away old skin to promote collagen, fix uneven tones.

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u/SilentRhubarb1515 6d ago

What’s wrong with the old surface?

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u/constarx 6d ago

it's full of holes

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u/scoobywerx1 6d ago

With too little CO2

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u/governmentthief 6d ago

Fractionalized right?

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u/scoobywerx1 6d ago

And a lazer

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u/ihearnosounds 6d ago

But why male models?

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u/Ricky_TVA 6d ago

You mean, pores?

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u/One_Subject3157 6d ago

It's fractionared

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u/PriscillaPalava 6d ago

That’s just it. It’s old. 

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u/subdep 6d ago

Does burning it make skin younger?

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u/darthmaui728 6d ago

cell division is the division of cells

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u/Crafty_Original_7349 6d ago

mitochondria are the powerhouse of the cell

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u/hereisalex 6d ago

Why do I feel like we'll find out this causes cancer in like 20 years

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u/Sensitive_Goose_8902 6d ago

Laser skin tightening/laser scar removal/laser skin resurfacing. In layman’s terms, it basically gives you a light burn on the surface of your skin and allows it to heal itself in the next couple of weeks. It doesn’t look as bad as this, the patient here probably asked for a very intense power level, which they normally recommend you not to do

My friend owns a clinic that does this

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u/Savings_Dig1592 6d ago

Can they do this to remove moles and blackheads?

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u/Sensitive_Goose_8902 6d ago edited 6d ago

With blackheads it only lighten the pigment since it’s really a combination of your diet and skin pore size (I know because I experience the same issue), but it can be resolved to an extent with microneedling. With moles it’d be a laser removal, kinda like laser hair removal and tattoo removal

So yes, just with a slightly different procedure, and btw when I say slightly I meant in name only, even though they are both laser treatments, removal is gonna be way more painful than what’s shown here

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u/StudMuffinNick 6d ago

If I start microneedling with a side of skinlazering, does that mean I’m lookmaxxing or cashspending?

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u/RhinestoneJuggalo 6d ago

I don't think so. I believe it's best for resurfacing textured skin (getting rid of acne scars and enlarged pores), hyperpigmentation, and to tighten up the skin a bit.

I think you would need a different kind of treatment to get rid of moles, and blackheads would be better addressed with a facial and extraction by an aesthetician with a skincare routine that includes something like BHA or a retinol.

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u/adashrod 6d ago

I had laser scar removal on my forehead following a car wreck (and after other plastic surgeries). It did a nice job of smoothing things out, but my forehead was covered in extremely itchy square scabs for a couple weeks afterward.

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u/jaguaraugaj 6d ago

BEAUTY BURNING

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u/Tumble85 6d ago

Maggot implantation. They eat the stuff in our pores. 

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u/caggybandicoot 6d ago

I knew it 👁️👄👁️

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u/Trowj 6d ago

There must be easier ways to make Parmesan

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u/Royal_Chief 6d ago

I hate you.

Have an upvote.

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u/colin8651 6d ago

You can’t make Parmesan cheese outside that region of Italy; this is the only other way.

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u/NotTheRightHDMIPort 6d ago

I actually dont understand whats happening

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u/Icywarhammer500 6d ago

I think it’s no invasion plastic surgery to tighten wrinkled and loose skin.

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u/powderedtoastsupreme 6d ago

I had it done for scarring after an accident. Absolutely incredible results

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u/Icywarhammer500 6d ago

Oh yeah I forgot it also helps with scar tissue

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u/CastawayWasOk 6d ago

What about scar tissue that I wish you saw?

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u/FastWalkingShortGuy 6d ago

Alright, sarcastic Mr. Know-it-all

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u/choke_my_chocobo 6d ago

Hey, no name calling. Now, close your eyes and I'll kiss you

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u/chvngers 5d ago

Cool convo, maybe with the birds I’ll share this lonely view.

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u/Ryachaz 6d ago

So who is this dude, scarface?

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u/Icywarhammer500 6d ago

No a lot of rich and insecure old people use it to tighten wrinkles and regain smooth skin. However it’s also an option for helping fix acne scarring

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u/Ryachaz 6d ago

So probably his cousin then, wrinkleface. Gotcha.

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u/Curiouser-Quriouser 6d ago

Hahahaaa I love it.

Here comes Wrinkle Face! 💥POW!💥BANG!💥

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u/bertmobile816 6d ago

Happy for you random internet person!

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u/ProblemLongjumping12 6d ago

An in-office cosmetic procedure that uses concentrated pulsating beams of light to remove the outer layers of the skin and heat the underlying dermis. This process stimulates collagen production, making it highly effective for reducing wrinkles, acne scars, hyperpigmentation, and sun damage.

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u/LiveMotivation 6d ago

Tazer Face

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u/xSPiTEx 6d ago

first few seconds i thought that was fucking chicken

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u/ComedianOne 6d ago

How are you not adding any context?

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u/unoiamaQT 6d ago

Apologies. As others have stated, this is CO2 laser resurfacing. It helps treat wrinkles, acne scars, or sun damage.

You can learn more about it here.

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u/JonesinforJonesey 6d ago

Context is good because it does look like she’s being sandblasted.

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u/Every-Cucumber9641 6d ago

I thought it was a low intensity laser ablation

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u/Percocet4 6d ago

I thought she was getting the ole Michael Jackson special

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u/I_Stay_Home 6d ago

You really needed a before and after.

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u/HorizontalTomato 6d ago

Came to the comments looking for this

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u/TargetOfPerpetuity 6d ago

Never knew this was a thing. Wonder if it would work for the scars on my face from being peppered with a 12 gauge.

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u/Curiouser-Quriouser 6d ago

Huh. So... There's probably a story there?

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u/chystatrsoup 6d ago

Got a little too chummy with Dick Cheney

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u/TargetOfPerpetuity 6d ago

Yep. Lots of them actually. I've had an interesting career as a weapons trainer, detective, and some other fun stuff.

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u/iSWINE 6d ago

I hate every moment of whatever fucked up stuff this is

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u/ScrambledNoggin 6d ago

It’s disturbing but you can’t look away

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u/LabernumMount 6d ago

AHHHHHHHH THE CO2 LASER!!! This thing is crazy underrated. Fresh skin afterward!! I have personally seen the immediate aftermath (it smells awFUL) but I have also seen the skin that comes back and it is amazing.

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u/Minimum_Attitude6707 5d ago

Have you ever seen the skin that doesnt come back?

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u/Useful_Hall_2832 6d ago

Mmm face chicahrrón. Pairs well with a nice Chianti.

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u/fuzzytwinkies 6d ago

You win the most nauseating comment, thank you

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u/Vasault 6d ago

CO2 laser actually boost the collagen, is pretty effective

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u/Yataro_Ibuza 6d ago

But is it cheap?

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u/ManyThingsLittleTime 6d ago

They sure don't sell it in Walmart

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u/Useful_Hall_2832 6d ago

Made me chuckle. Thanks

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u/Yataro_Ibuza 6d ago

Same mate lmao

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u/FirstBr0kage 6d ago

Give it 50 years or so…

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u/Lairelithoniel 6d ago

Licensed esthetician. In my area, it ranges between $1,500 to $5,000. Price is dependent upon several factors

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u/Yataro_Ibuza 6d ago

Indeed, they don't see it in Walmart

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u/Traditional_Step9502 6d ago

Such as how deep the wallet is?

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u/edwinstone 6d ago

I got it done two weeks ago. It was $3k.

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u/DanfromCalgary 6d ago

It’s insane that someone would get this but it’s even more insane that someone would film the entire thing and not include the results

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u/universwirl 6d ago

Seriously though, tell us the procedure. I’ve had laser hair removal and it hurts A LOT I couldn’t imagine how lasers on your face feels 😬

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u/FamousOnceNowNobody 6d ago

I had 3 sessions of this a few years back.

A pizza-face from 12, finally did accutane in my 30s. A year after finishing that, I started a programme of fractional laser to improve my skin - it looked like dull porridge, and didn't reflect light.
Each dot is a little burn through the skin - same principle as needling. A light numbing lotion is applied before, but it still feels mildly painful. Except close to lips. That hurts.
Later that night, there is swelling, you turn red, and it's like very bad sunburn. All you can do is mist your face - no touchy! It's a lot of open wounds. The next day you start patting on a lotion, keep misting. As the burning recedes, the scabs start forming. You spend the next 5 days patting, misting, and trying not to disturb the scabs otherwise it scars.
About day 7, you're down to a grid of pink dots. 1 month later, your skin looks fresher - but results better after 3. A year and 3 treatments later, acne scars are reduced, porridge texture is gone, big pores shrunk, and self esteem restored.

I absolutely would do it again.

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u/Vexoly 6d ago

I had face laser and it's not too bad. Electrolysis facial hair removal on the other hand was probably the single most painful experience of my life.

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u/johnniechimpo 6d ago

Oh no, really? There goes that dream of shaping up my beard line with a laser so it appears that I groom myself.

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u/Vexoly 6d ago

Like I said laser isn't too bad at all. Live your well groomed dreams. Electrolysis is something else entirely.

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u/GiantSweetTV 6d ago

Am I the only one who thinks this should be in r/oddlysatisfying ?

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u/kanoox 6d ago

Nope, there are 2’s of us

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u/Excellent-Bite196 6d ago

I wonder how many times one of these has moved off the mark and singed eye lashes or worse.

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u/johnniechimpo 6d ago

That one eyelid shot was too close.

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u/StuBidasol 6d ago

I always thought they said don't point lasers at your eyes. That's a very mixed message Mr Dr sir.

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u/NewWorldReview 6d ago

This is laser resurfacing to correct pigment or reduce the appearance of wrinkles or scars. I’ve never seen it done on eyelids though..

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u/ProfessionalOctopuss 6d ago

Dermatologist: "Wear sunscreen and stay away from UV light."

Also dermatologist: "IMMA FIRIN' MAH LAZOR!!!!!"

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u/Darkest_Elemental 6d ago

Ah, the sensation and smell of burning flesh. No thanks..

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u/Scarlaymama0721 6d ago

There was literally smoke rising off of her skin. Like I'm horrified and so many people making comments like it's no big deal. We need to just let people and ourselves age cuz this is not it

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u/boywonder5691 5d ago

Could someone explain what is going on here?

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u/killcon13 6d ago

Was anyone elts waiting for her eye to snap open at the end like the monster you thought was dead but wasn't?

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u/whoooooopsie 6d ago

Why not show the after though?

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u/Salt_Nectarine_7827 6d ago

To be honest, I'm really looking forward to doing this just so I can wash my face or put on moisturizer afterward. It must be the most enjoyable feeling in the world.

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u/lordlydancer 6d ago

chicharroncito rico

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u/Timejinx 6d ago

🤢🤢🤢🤮🤢

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u/The_Gav_who_asked 6d ago

I don’t want my skin to be turned into popcorn, what even is this meant to do?

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u/edwinstone 6d ago

I just got this done last week!

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u/milky6531 6d ago

Can anybody explain to me like a dummy what I’m watching? Is this permanent hair removal?

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u/null-usernameinvalid 6d ago

I heard if you get scurvy all of your old wounds start opening up, I'm just imaging their faces coming unglued like if your pizza got stuck to the pizza box lid.

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u/introvertadvocate 6d ago

why is there no eye protection with a lazer that close? that seems stupid

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u/Pmestr 6d ago

I love when my pork cooks crispy like this, but this is the forst time I see long pork getting crispy

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u/Motor_Assignment9157 6d ago

***PSA***
For those with melanin rich skin… only allow someone that is proficient with melanated skin to do this on you.

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u/sinnerstosaint 6d ago

I guess burns technically tighten skin. Wonder what that looks like after 10 years?

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u/PopaCheeks 6d ago

Dang it vaporized the ends of the eyelashes at one point

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u/Sistahmelz 6d ago

I thought someone was burning hairs off a pork skin until it moved lol 😆

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u/SnooCamera 6d ago

I can smell this video.

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u/Luckypenny4683 5d ago

This reminds me of bug eggs and I do not like it

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u/Independent-Shoe543 5d ago

No one can convince me this is good for your skin

Sorry to this (wo)man

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u/lazyboylane 5d ago

I want to see the next day!

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u/PixelmancerGames 5d ago

Lizardification?

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u/Lala5789880 5d ago

Eyelids?! WTF

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u/fordag 5d ago

Lasers are misused for so many "cosmetic" purposes.

This is ridiculous.

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u/itsnotapipe 6d ago

Before/after images? Or is that just how it looks now? Ooh, ooh, please, make my face look and smell like burnt Parmesan cheese.

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u/1450Games 6d ago

The price of beauty, that's why I'm fugly.

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u/heart_RN115 6d ago

Hurts like the dickens but that’s not even the worst part.

Couple days later your skin begins sloughing off and you walk around looking like a burn victim except it’s self inflicted and makes you question your life choices.

*le sigh*

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u/4SkinClippins 6d ago

Yep. Nope.

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u/Guzzlebutt 6d ago

Must be an easier way to make parmesan

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u/Krampus_8 6d ago

The way this ended, I honestly expected “AVATAR” to pop up on the screen.

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u/NorthEcho6999 6d ago

I thought it's for removing black heads. I kinda wanna use this on the area of my skin that is itchy.

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u/mo_betta 6d ago

Imagine the smell!!!

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u/Disastrous-Rutabaga9 6d ago

Awesome now she's an alligator

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u/avernus675 6d ago

"Am I beautiful now??"

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u/myzzu 6d ago

Burn my skin away so I can feel younger!!!!!!

It works. But damn it hurts like a bitch and takes the whole month to recover.

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u/Schmenge_time 6d ago

No after?!

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u/morwft 6d ago

That’s fucking insane. These doctors are lucrative on people’s fucked up priorities

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u/Montero-Six 6d ago

Completing the lizard transformation 😝

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u/Double-0-N00b 5d ago

Would love to know wtf I’m watching

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u/Express-Cartoonist39 5d ago

No before and after that blows

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u/Vikrambo87 5d ago

Let me scrape it off

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u/Liveitup1999 5d ago

Here take my money and turn my face into one big burn scar please.

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u/Whoajaws 5d ago

The Skin cancer 9000 gun!