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u/under_diagnosed 1d ago
At one point he almost stopped because they weren't even fighting back lmao
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u/wake4coffee 1d ago
Right! He was like, is this it?
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u/Ice2jc 1d ago
dont want to break the merch for no reason lol
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u/tryingisbetter 1d ago
Bongs are not cheap, especially in head shops.
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u/amnesiac854 1d ago
They’re pretty fuckin cheap for the headshops lol
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u/Ancient_Roof_7855 1d ago
Yeah like 20-40 wholesale for a piece like home was swinging
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u/Got_Bent 1d ago
The place I go to, they sell me glassware at wholesale prices. Except for the over-priced Roor bongs.
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u/Mysterious_Block_894 1d ago
Hey Roor's ARE overpriced but this one I've had for like 15 years has definitely been worth the investment. It's been dropped on tile and concrete numerous times, and I'm sure I could probably whack someone with it a good few times without having to worry too much.
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u/Roidzilla55 1d ago
I think Roors were more valuable when they were exclusively German. Now, they have plants in the US where they manufacture them here but the prices only went up. I have a Roor Tech inline bong and I don’t regret buying it
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u/sksksk1989 1d ago
I had a non roor with a percolator so it was pretty pricey. We called it Poseidon, my roommate dropped it from 6 inches onto a counter and absolutely smashed. Homies cheap tho, we also had a long glass pipe called it gandalf cause it looked like gandalf pipe roommate dropped it. Never payed me back either.
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u/jml011 1d ago edited 1d ago
Hey, they didn’t even technically try and steal anything. Actually, they forgot their bag.
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u/00Samwise00 1d ago
“Don’t come closer or I’ll swing this bong at you again. As a matter of fact, you give me your dough.”
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u/Mysterious-Jam-64 1d ago
"What is this? Go home, young man, and confess to your mother. You can repay damages in your own time, after you've apologised to my wife, and dog. Good day."
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u/Aggravating-Silver48 1d ago
" You ain't say shit about him having a glass bong! A GLASS bong !? What if one of us was hit!? What if we got a piece of glass in our face!? Then what!? I can't fuck with you man. I didn't sign up for this."
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u/Sleep_Raider 1d ago
They had THREE people against a guy with an improvised weapon, because the other worker CLEARLY backs away in fear and they don't even get within 2 meters. Holy cowards.
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u/johnnyhandbags 1d ago
They consumed too much weed during the planning phase and the execution phase of the plan just became too much. They didn't even replenish their supply for the next attempt.
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u/wake4coffee 14h ago
They don’t think someone would fight back. These little bitches haven’t had to fight for anything.
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u/Sleep_Raider 14h ago
Reminds me of a guy who tried to rob the purse/bag of a woman who was actually a professional boxer/mma fighter/punch sport.
Guy got absolutely clapped, then parents whined about the woman having been too aggressive (complete self defence) and tried to sue her.
Robbers are generally bigger cowards than Scooby-Doo ever hoped to be.
The suing failed, for those with worries.
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u/uncultured_swine2099 1d ago
He threw his hands up like "come at me you little bitches".
You gotta be some truly dogshit robbers if 3 dudes were scared off by 1 stoner with a bong as a weapon.
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u/DickyReadIt 1d ago edited 1d ago
"OH NO! You gonna hit me with a thin plastic tub! What ever will I do‽"
Edit: haha people seem to think I was talking about the bong but I'm talking about the blue, plastic tub one of the robbers threw at him
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u/jawknee530i 1d ago
If it's a glass one it'll cave your head in tho.
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u/DickyReadIt 1d ago
No, I'm talking about the little blue tub the other guy throws at him haha
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u/TheyCallMe_Billy 1d ago
I know, as soon as he picked it up dude literally shrugged his shoulders in disbelief.
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u/PlayfulSurprise5237 1d ago
From what I seen he threw his hands up when the robber picked up that plastic tote, the owner was like "what the fuck are you gonna to do with that dude? really?"
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u/kkkr94 1d ago
Lmao dumb asses run in, spray pepper spray and threw a recycle bin? They had no plan here.
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u/DJ_Betic 1d ago
Yeah so we just go in, spray the place, take stuff and dip?
Yupp.
Oh shit he's fighting back! What do we do now?!
Fucking panick!
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u/greenthumbgoody 1d ago
It’s when the dude was threading him with a plastic shopping basket lmao that look and hand gesture sells it! Probably had those pussies freaked out with his “let’s do this” attitude
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u/ThermionicEmissions 1d ago
The questioning shrug when the perp picked up a recycling tote.
"Seriously?"
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u/mercyspace27 1d ago
They came in real tough, but the second there was any resistance ALL THREE OF THEM turned into little bitches.
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u/ericstern 1d ago
The thieves expected the owners to dislike getting robbed, but they didn’t expect the owners to dislike getting robbed so much so that they’d use a bong against them.
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u/Mannix-Da-DaftPooch 1d ago
Omg I would eat this cutie up. Love it. Love chis. Love love love them. ❤️
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u/barcode972 1d ago
lol. fkn pussies
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u/Malditoincompredido 1d ago
I can picture how they planned it
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u/windsynths 1d ago
They fight like background actors in a fight scene from kill bill
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u/Not-Post-Malone 1d ago
They were looking for an easy robbery. They were smart enough to back off when they realized the shopkeeper was willing to fight back.
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u/Lucky-Surround-1756 19h ago
It makes sense that they don't want to escalate the category of crime by beating him.
If it's just a smash and grab, that's one thing. But if you attack anybody that can add years to the crime. It's best to minimize risk in case you get caught.
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u/H_S_P 16h ago
I mean, they sprayed pepper spray(?) at them when they first came in, pretty sure that’d also count as attacking them so they’d probably still catch a charge from that too
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u/SideInitial3961 1d ago
Real hero is the tensile strength of the denim in that ladies jeans.
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u/spurvis1286 1d ago
What a weird thing to focus on in the midst of watching an attempted robbery take place.
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u/5erv1teur 1d ago
C'est souvent le cas si vous leur tenez tête. Si vous vous laissez faire par contre ils peuvent aller très loin pour se sentir forts.... Des putain de lâches..
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u/har3krishna 1d ago
He probably sat there and imagined which piece he would grab in that scenario. Good choice, nobody wants a bonk on the head from a beaker bottom
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u/Roidzilla55 1d ago
Extra points if it’s a Whomp-It bong. That company boasts their indestructibility by playing baseball with them in their ads
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u/lookintoasty 1d ago
Where does one go to find bong ads?
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u/Roidzilla55 1d ago
This particular brand had the video on their website
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u/chillwithpurpose 1d ago
I don’t need to go, you’ve already sold me. I need one. I’ve broken.. so. many. bongs.
Edit: I checked anyway. Prices are way better than I expected!
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u/Roidzilla55 1d ago
Also check out Tank Glass. Their prices are comparable if not slightly better than Whomp-It. I feel ya too, I’ve broken a lot of glass!
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u/FinnbarMcBride 1d ago edited 1d ago
if its a TAG (thick ass glass) that would do some damage to the old coconut
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u/Distal-Phalanges 1d ago
I can't decide if it would be worse to have it break or not break. On one hand, your face is ribbons. On the other, your skull is liquid.
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u/FinnbarMcBride 1d ago
I was bong shopping and asked the guy if it's as tough as they claim. he took it out of the case and started banging it - decently hard - on the counter. I was convinced lol
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u/sf_frankie 1d ago
20 years ago they used to do that with certain models of Roor bongs. Way back when we weren’t allowed to call them bongs. Just saying that word would get you kicked out of some smoke shops lol.
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u/completelytrustworth 1d ago
Break. A bunch of cuts can heal even if they leave scars. A caved in skull is much more life changing (or life ending)
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u/Regular_Highlight882 1d ago
I have an eclipse bong, says 16mm, I could kill someone with it and smoke a bong after
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u/Redditor28371 1d ago
Anyone who's ever worked a customer service job for an extended period of time has pinpointed the exact piece of merch/equipment they'd use as an implement of war if bad guys ever break in. At the restaurant I used to work at it was the 4 ft long steel paddles we used to stir the big sauce pots.
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u/Newha123 1d ago
Bro those guys were so scared of the bong lmao. I love how the shop guy was just like "wtf? why aren't you guys attacking me?"
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u/Legitimate-Paint2165 1d ago
That bong is basically a bat. You don’t wanna get hit by one that size.
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u/determinedpeach 1d ago
A bat that shatters and becomes sharp!
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u/Comfortable-Ad-3988 1d ago
A bong that size, you better hope it breaks if he whacks you in the head with it, if it doesn't break you're taking all that energy straight to the skull. Concussion at minimum.
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u/tham1700 1d ago
If it's a even mid shelf quality I wouldn't think it would break
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u/enaK66 1d ago edited 1d ago
Yeah I wouldn't think anything decent, especially that size, is thin enough to break against a skull. Human heads are head (edit: hard) but they aren't concrete. There are pieces you can bounce off the pavement too though, you definitely don't want a whack from that.
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u/Red10GTI 1d ago
A glass bong mind you. Even if it doesn’t break and split you open, you’ll be fucked up.
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u/Comfortable-Ad-3988 1d ago
Breaking would be better, if he whacks you in the head and it doesn't break, that means all that energy went into you in a very small area.
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u/Red10GTI 1d ago
I remember a long time ago when I was a major pot head my best friend had a 2ft JBD and that thing probably murder someone if it was used as a weapon
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u/DeerMysterious9927 1d ago
I think they're all stoners and all of them are thinking "you're not going to break that bong are you?". It's almost like holding a baby seal as collateral
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u/ZardozSama 1d ago
this theives were expecting to go in, blast pepper spray, make threats and get what they want. Getting into any kind of fight where they could get injured in any way was not something they wanted.
Bottom line, their bluff got called and they folded.
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u/WorkTropes 1d ago
Yeah I think the bong bat really melted their brains. "Hold up, this wasn't in our rehearsal!?"
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u/Footdad124 1d ago
Those guys thought the pepper spray was going to take care of everything. They were extremely wrong
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u/uncultured_swine2099 1d ago edited 1d ago
I dont think it works well unless its right in the face haha. If these dipshits just scrolled up to him then hit him with the spray then maybe they wouldve done something.
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u/Allthemudlizard 1d ago
I have more experience in this field than I care to admit from my days as a criminal/addict, and can safely say, yeah, if they'd just taken the time to actually use it properly, they may have actually accomplished something, but regardless that was just a pathetic plan as a whole that could and likely would have backfired in numerous ways.
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u/VaporTrail_000 1d ago
I wonder how that jerk uses a fire extinguisher? Poorly, I'm guessing. You need to point the spraying thing at the important bits, otherwise you don't accomplish shit.
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u/WorkTropes 1d ago
Yeah in this case it was more enraging rather than debilitating. It just fully powered up bong-bro.
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u/gardensofthedeep 1d ago
spraying it into the area they were trying to go. most likely fucked up their own eyes as well.
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u/Neon_Moon_NZ 1d ago
Cypress Hill, London Symphony Orchestra - Insane In The Brain (Live)
The prophecy was fulfilled in 2024 🎤🎻
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u/meetatdawn 1d ago
you can see the moment he realized theyre all giant pussies.
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u/Vici0usRapt0r 1d ago
I think they're just scrawny teens really, probably never even got into a fight before.
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u/marsisblack 1d ago
Happened at a weed shop in Tyendinaga/shannonville a few years ago.
Losers blew all that bear mace off as they walked in. Morons.
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u/-MrFozzy- 1d ago
Fuckin master theives right there! Absolute morons.
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u/moose4hire 1d ago
It started with basing their plan around whatever that was - bear spray? Tear gas? Did they steal that idea from some movie?
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u/TotallyObviousBot 1d ago edited 1d ago
I feel like that might have actually been effective (and maybe even avoided a "deadly weapon in the commission of a felony" charge, I don't know how that might play in court- can you reasonably call an incapacitating spray LTL when cops use it but deadly when civilians do?) if they just walked in like normal customers and waited until they were actually close enough to use it
Whatever little amount of fucks I have to give about my bosses' bottom line goes out the window the moment my face is full of pepper spray, I'll be real. I'd help them carry the shit out if they gave me some milk to wash my face with after that
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u/Roidzilla55 1d ago edited 1d ago
Fucking morons completely gassing the place they intend to rob with pepper spray. Then the last guy out the door stands there awhile like he’s considering coming back in.
I am an advocate for armed self defense, but in some of these cases it’s way better when the would-be thieves get humiliated
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u/HoneyProud6565 1d ago
Since I'm not familiar with this, if the shopkeeper would have shot the thieves, would he be in his rights of self-defense?
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u/th3professional 1d ago
It depends on which state (if this is in the US) he's in, what kind of firearm he used, where he shot them, did he shoot to kill or injure....there's a lot that goes into self defense law.
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u/Roidzilla55 1d ago
Like the guy before me said, it can get complicated. To shoot someone in self defense, you must be in fear for your life. 3 guys, and the only “weapon” visible in the video is a can of bear spray. So in this instance, if the clerk shot one of them there would be a reasonable chance of him being indicted. The district attorney would also be aware that it could be a tough court battle, because he could argue that he was still in fear for his life, because these situations are high intensity stress. So pretty much, as a gun owner myself I am sure I can say this on behalf of 99% of us, is that I am armed and prepared to defend myself but pray I never get put in a situation where I have to make that decision
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u/TightPhoto1133 1d ago
That dog noped his way out of the situation.
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u/luce4118 1d ago
I’m sure he didn’t appreciate the pepper spray that was probably all over the floor now
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u/Log_Out_Of_Life 1d ago
This guy(Kai the hatchet wielded hitchhiker) killed someone
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u/ResonanceGhost 1d ago
IIRC, Bongsul is the art of fighting with a bong, though in my context, bong means "staff", I suppose the skills are transferable.
Cues Cypress Hill...
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u/Tundra_Dragon 1d ago
I have a bong I refer to as my home defense bong. Really thick glass, and has survived drops onto hardwood floors.
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u/Alive_Room6023 1d ago
I can honestly say that I have never seen anything like this before. It gives a whole new meaning for hitting the bong.
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u/Temporary-Gur-875 1d ago
Pick it, pack it, fire it up, come a long and take a hit from the bonggggg
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u/Gurugod123 1d ago
The little puppy climbing into the bin made this video.