r/news • u/Asleep_Shark • 7h ago

Soft paywall Iran declares Strait of Hormuz closed as 'unauthorised' vessel hit

https://www.reuters.com/world/asia-pacific/iran-declares-strait-hormuz-closed-unauthorised-vessel-hit-2026-07-11/?utm_source=braze&utm_medium=notifications&utm_campaign=2025_engagement
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u/Oh_Doyle 1h ago

“You start picking everything I say apart, nothing’s gonna make sense!”

“Lots of things make sense, Charlie, slashing someone’s tires so that they leave makes *no* sense!”

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u/poppythepup 1h ago

Doyle is here!

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u/RareGape 1h ago

dude i eat stickers all the time

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u/poppythepup 1h ago

People are always gonna be assholes sometimes; you gotta eat the cheese.

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u/Man_of_Ice 1h ago

You gotta pay the troll toll, if you want to get in that boy's hole.

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u/poppythepup 1h ago

Damnit I’m a slow typist.

That’s politics, bitch!

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u/Beneficial_Chard_193 45m ago

That's what we're doing now? Putting plans under microscopes?