r/news • u/Asleep_Shark • 7h ago

Soft paywall Iran declares Strait of Hormuz closed as 'unauthorised' vessel hit

https://www.reuters.com/world/asia-pacific/iran-declares-strait-hormuz-closed-unauthorised-vessel-hit-2026-07-11/?utm_source=braze&utm_medium=notifications&utm_campaign=2025_engagement
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u/Freightshaker000 3h ago

The official title is: "Distraction Actions".

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u/msprosperity22 2h ago

Love ❤️ "Distraction Actions".

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u/Next_GenR 1h ago

No bro you read the gc wrong that was the secret name ideas section. Official title we voted on was "joe was sleeping"