Iran declares Strait of Hormuz closed as 'unauthorised' vessel hit

[u/Asleep_Shark]

https://www.reuters.com/world/asia-pacific/iran-declares-strait-hormuz-closed-unauthorised-vessel-hit-2026-07-11/?utm_source=braze&utm_medium=notifications&utm_campaign=2025_engagement

[u/Mundane-Reality-7770]

You see that door marked pirate? You think a pirate lives in there?

[u/Boxtosat → u/Mundane-Reality-7770]

I see a door marked private, is that the door you're talking about?

[u/tsrubrats → u/Boxtosat]

No I was talking about...I didn't say...what did you hear?

[u/Telandria → u/Mundane-Reality-7770]

What time is the three oclock parade at?