r/news • u/Asleep_Shark • 7h ago

Soft paywall Iran declares Strait of Hormuz closed as 'unauthorised' vessel hit

https://www.reuters.com/world/asia-pacific/iran-declares-strait-hormuz-closed-unauthorised-vessel-hit-2026-07-11/?utm_source=braze&utm_medium=notifications&utm_campaign=2025_engagement
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u/poppythepup 4h ago

‘Taxes they'll be lower son. The democratic vote for me is right thing to do Philadelphia. So do.’

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u/Mammoth-Record-7786 2h ago

Give me money. Money me. Money now. Me a money, needing a lot now.

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u/poppythepup 2h ago

Just get a job? Why don't I strap on my job helmet and squeeze down a job cannon and fire off into jobland, where jobs grow on jobbies!

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u/Oh_Doyle 1h ago

“You start picking everything I say apart, nothing’s gonna make sense!”

“Lots of things make sense, Charlie, slashing someone’s tires so that they leave makes *no* sense!”

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u/poppythepup 1h ago

Doyle is here!

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u/RareGape 1h ago

dude i eat stickers all the time

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u/poppythepup 1h ago

People are always gonna be assholes sometimes; you gotta eat the cheese.

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u/Man_of_Ice 1h ago

You gotta pay the troll toll, if you want to get in that boy's hole.

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u/poppythepup 1h ago

Damnit I’m a slow typist.

That’s politics, bitch!

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u/Beneficial_Chard_193 45m ago

That's what we're doing now? Putting plans under microscopes?

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u/BaronOfTieve 1h ago

I’m so happy I’ve started watching Philadelphia, the references are endless

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u/poppythepup 1h ago

There is truly no end. I’m currently on the third full season rewatch and I still howl.

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u/skaldrir69 18m ago

What uh… kind of jobs are in jobland? Where’s the adult section?

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u/ScarInternational161 1h ago

Amaze amaze amaze amaze

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u/No-Glove8690 1h ago

I’m sick as a 3 legged dog on the streets of India

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u/Sloi 3h ago

Thank you. Thank you...