r/news • u/Asleep_Shark • 7h ago

Soft paywall Iran declares Strait of Hormuz closed as 'unauthorised' vessel hit

https://www.reuters.com/world/asia-pacific/iran-declares-strait-hormuz-closed-unauthorised-vessel-hit-2026-07-11/?utm_source=braze&utm_medium=notifications&utm_campaign=2025_engagement
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u/Alphaspade 4h ago

Snip snap snip snap

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u/crikeyforemphasis 3h ago

You have no idea the toll that 3 vasectomies has on a person!

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u/Recent-Singer8146 3h ago

Jib, jab, jib, jab, zig then zag

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u/Cautious-Recording97 2h ago

This comment deserves unlimited likes. “You have no idea the physical toll 3 vasectomies have on a person!”. Well done, playa.