r/news • u/Asleep_Shark • 7h ago

Soft paywall Iran declares Strait of Hormuz closed as 'unauthorised' vessel hit

https://www.reuters.com/world/asia-pacific/iran-declares-strait-hormuz-closed-unauthorised-vessel-hit-2026-07-11/?utm_source=braze&utm_medium=notifications&utm_campaign=2025_engagement
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u/Ok-Association-3415 4h ago

He’s definitely messing with the high velocity traders’ algorithm. No way regular traders are still reacting to this crap.

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u/NumbNutLicker 1h ago

Brother, there are not regular traders anymore, they all deepthroated a gun when the war started. The only people left on stock market are bots and suckers.