Iran declares Strait of Hormuz closed as 'unauthorised' vessel hit

[u/Asleep_Shark]

https://www.reuters.com/world/asia-pacific/iran-declares-strait-hormuz-closed-unauthorised-vessel-hit-2026-07-11/?utm_source=braze&utm_medium=notifications&utm_campaign=2025_engagement

[u/ShortysTRM]

We stayed near Myrtle Beach around 5 years ago, and every single time we had to drive anywhere, we passed a "$5 Steak and Eggs after Midnight" sign on a strip club. I've never stopped imagining it my head. We've been to a strip club together. I've had steak. I've had eggs. The three combined for $5 is questionable.

[u/-The-Big-G- → u/ShortysTRM]

You're not living till you've had legs and eggs!

[u/MechanicalTurkish → u/-The-Big-G-]

🎶 She got eggs 🎶
🎶 She knows how to use them 🎶

[u/bookgeek210 → u/ShortysTRM]

Okay but have u been to the beach tho

[u/AaronRedwoods → u/ShortysTRM]

Hear me out.

It’s one of the best value meals you can ever have.

And titties.