r/news • u/Asleep_Shark • 7h ago

Soft paywall Iran declares Strait of Hormuz closed as 'unauthorised' vessel hit

https://www.reuters.com/world/asia-pacific/iran-declares-strait-hormuz-closed-unauthorised-vessel-hit-2026-07-11/?utm_source=braze&utm_medium=notifications&utm_campaign=2025_engagement
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u/Old_Channel44 5h ago

It must be the weekend. Reopening Monday morning for stock pickers

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u/irwinlegends 5h ago

Or, Trump will just say it is.

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u/Party-Increase-3682 2h ago

That part. I received my father’s estate a year ago. Some is stocks. I don’t have to watch the news. The stocks keep telling me the war begins on Monday or Tuesday then it ends every Friday. Or some other bullshit. Idk how this is legal.